(2:49:58 PM) Dennis Kupec: its been a week and i still havent got this php script to work
(2:50:08 PM) Neil Vallon: jesus
(2:50:17 PM) Dennis Kupec: i have no idea what im doing wrong
(2:50:24 PM) Neil Vallon: everything
(2:50:33 PM) Dennis Kupec: probably. u should look at it
(2:51:02 PM) Neil Vallon: probably should... hold on let me take some antidepresents first
(2:51:40 PM) Neil Vallon: maybe some lithium
(2:51:52 PM) Dennis Kupec: tylenol
(2:51:53 PM) Dennis Kupec: http://pastebin.com/1SW1hwvN
(2:54:14 PM) Neil Vallon: annnnd im back.. swallowed a battery
(2:54:48 PM) Dennis Kupec: electrolytes help too
(2:54:49 PM) Neil Vallon: oh dear god sockets
(2:55:40 PM) Neil Vallon: allright... you explain what thats suposed to do.. im actualy going to go need tylenol for this
(2:56:12 PM) Dennis Kupec: ping server, if online update data in database, else place 0's and set status to 1 more than what it was
(2:56:15 PM) Dennis Kupec: and do that to all rows
(2:57:14 PM) Dennis Kupec: also at he end check for rows with statuses that are equal to or greater than 2880 and delete those rows
(2:58:04 PM) Neil Vallon: does the ping work
(2:58:08 PM) Dennis Kupec: ya
(2:58:21 PM) Dennis Kupec: <link protected>
(2:58:27 PM) Neil Vallon: what isnt
(2:58:30 PM) Dennis Kupec: 25565
(2:58:34 PM) Dennis Kupec: the sql updating
(3:00:22 PM) Neil Vallon: so you loop the whole DB and update whether online or not
(3:00:29 PM) Dennis Kupec: ya
(3:02:00 PM) Neil Vallon: status=status+1 is that valid sql?
(3:02:05 PM) Dennis Kupec: ya
(3:02:31 PM) Dennis Kupec: <link protected>
(3:02:37 PM) Dennis Kupec: the script works and dosent spit out errors
(3:04:48 PM) Neil Vallon: Ive never seen AND used in an UPDATE
(3:05:08 PM) Dennis Kupec: should be a comma but dosent spit an error
(3:05:20 PM) Neil Vallon: but does it work
(3:05:37 PM) Dennis Kupec: no?
(3:06:16 PM) Neil Vallon: then for christ sake try commas
(3:06:24 PM) Dennis Kupec: k
(3:06:47 PM) Dennis Kupec: and the integers doine neeed the quotes
(3:07:09 PM) Neil Vallon: no
(3:07:52 PM) Dennis Kupec: didnt help the issue
(3:09:06 PM) Neil Vallon: it is looping rite
(3:09:11 PM) Dennis Kupec: ya
(3:09:17 PM) Dennis Kupec: it works for looping rows 
(3:11:36 PM) Neil Vallon: could it be something with your guid's
(3:12:48 PM) Dennis Kupec: no because it exists
(3:13:12 PM) Neil Vallon: whats an example of a guid
(3:13:48 PM) Dennis Kupec: cy4xMzc1NzIxOTcwLkJRQndnUFlGb0M3WnhDN1dEZlRZTzZHMlRzY05MWTluT0xVNUFTTFk=
(3:14:21 PM) Neil Vallon: so not an issue of something being escaped... whats the datatype on that
(3:14:41 PM) Dennis Kupec: varchar
(3:15:47 PM) Neil Vallon: uhhhhhhhhhhh....
(3:16:18 PM) Neil Vallon: try doing that part by id
(3:16:29 PM) Neil Vallon: $guid = $row['id'];
(3:16:35 PM) Dennis Kupec: ya
(3:16:38 PM) Neil Vallon: WHERE id='$guid'"
(3:17:48 PM) Dennis Kupec: nope
(3:19:21 PM) Neil Vallon: and the 'lastrefresh' update does work?
(3:19:28 PM) Dennis Kupec: yup
(3:19:58 PM) Neil Vallon: get rid of the $con2 and just use $con for everything
(3:20:15 PM) Dennis Kupec: but then itl keep a shit ton of connections open
(3:20:49 PM) Neil Vallon: no it wont.. right now your opening a shit ton... that will just open one and keep it open
(3:21:04 PM) Dennis Kupec: k. well it didnt change anything
(3:21:14 PM) Neil Vallon: son of a bitch
(3:21:55 PM) Dennis Kupec: now captchas arent working. kill me.
(3:22:15 PM) Neil Vallon: oh thats been broken for a while
(3:22:24 PM) Neil Vallon: meanin to tell ya
(3:23:48 PM) Neil Vallon: get rid of "WHERE guid='$guid'" entirely and make sure its atleast touching the DB
(3:23:55 PM) Dennis Kupec: k.
(3:25:28 PM) Dennis Kupec: didnt do anything
(3:25:43 PM) Neil Vallon: var_dump($row)
(3:26:15 PM) Dennis Kupec: it dumps
(3:26:26 PM) Neil Vallon: lol
(3:27:04 PM) Dennis Kupec: result dumps too
(3:27:12 PM) Neil Vallon: var_du... damn
(3:27:36 PM) Dennis Kupec: the numbers dump as strings but thats not a problem i dont think
(3:28:05 PM) Neil Vallon: echo something on both sides of the if and see which path its taking so i can focus on one
(3:28:34 PM) Neil Vallon: whats the datatype of status in the DB?
(3:28:51 PM) Dennis Kupec: integer and its going else
(3:30:09 PM) Neil Vallon: mysqli_query($con, "UPDATE `serverlist` SET players=1337");
(3:30:26 PM) Neil Vallon: sanity check to see if its posible to get something to work
(3:30:50 PM) Dennis Kupec: worked
(3:31:07 PM) Dennis Kupec: im gonna try pdo real quick
(3:31:27 PM) Neil Vallon: mysqli_query($con, "UPDATE `serverlist` SET players='$cp'");
(3:32:13 PM) Dennis Kupec: that dosent work
(3:32:27 PM) Neil Vallon: mysqli_query($con, "UPDATE `serverlist` SET players=$cp");
(3:32:51 PM) Dennis Kupec: nope
(3:33:10 PM) Neil Vallon: $cp = (int) $result[3];
(3:33:34 PM) Dennis Kupec: wait wait wait 1 sec
(3:33:57 PM) Dennis Kupec: $cp will be 0, gonna use mxp instead
(3:34:11 PM) Neil Vallon: yaaaa...
(3:34:40 PM) Dennis Kupec: yaaa that did nothing
(3:34:46 PM) Dennis Kupec: i echoed the value and its there
(3:34:58 PM) Neil Vallon: neither of them?
(3:35:16 PM) Dennis Kupec: 1 sec let me try casting them as integers
(3:35:32 PM) Dennis Kupec: that didnt work either
(3:35:41 PM) Neil Vallon: ffs
(3:36:04 PM) Neil Vallon: mysqli_query($con, "UPDATE `serverlist` SET players=".$cp);
(3:36:38 PM) Dennis Kupec: nope
(3:37:09 PM) Neil Vallon: ok... revert back to what you sent on pastebin
(3:37:26 PM) Neil Vallon: $cp = "5";
(3:38:12 PM) Dennis Kupec: i changed both values, didnt work
(3:38:31 PM) Neil Vallon: da actual fuck
(3:38:49 PM) Dennis Kupec: this has no reason why it shouldnt work
(3:39:15 PM) Dennis Kupec: WAIT
(3:39:18 PM) Dennis Kupec: i remeoved the ANDs
(3:39:19 PM) Dennis Kupec: and it worked
(3:39:41 PM) Neil Vallon: put the query string into a separate variable and echo that out
(3:41:04 PM) Dennis Kupec: <link protected>
(3:42:38 PM) Neil Vallon: for the fuck of it... `backtick` the column names and unquote the values
(3:43:42 PM) Dennis Kupec: k
(3:44:33 PM) Dennis Kupec: nope
(3:45:03 PM) Dennis Kupec: maybe its php?
(3:45:06 PM) Neil Vallon: remove the where part again
(3:45:29 PM) Dennis Kupec: did nothing
(3:46:48 PM) Neil Vallon: semicolon at the end? im running out of ideas
(3:47:15 PM) Dennis Kupec: lol no
(3:47:22 PM) Dennis Kupec: im thinking its php
(3:47:44 PM) Neil Vallon: try pasting it in phpmyadmin
(3:48:19 PM) Dennis Kupec: UPDATE `serverlist` SET `players`=4, `maxplayers`=100, `status`=0;
(3:48:21 PM) Dennis Kupec: that worked
(3:48:43 PM) Neil Vallon: ...
(3:49:17 PM) Neil Vallon: now paste that into the php as a string
(3:50:08 PM) Dennis Kupec: worked
(3:51:33 PM) Neil Vallon: now instead of using a plain string like "`players`=4," do "`players`=".4.","
(3:51:42 PM) Neil Vallon: so it has to cast the int
(3:51:53 PM) Dennis Kupec: k
(3:52:58 PM) Neil Vallon: forget a dot?
(3:53:05 PM) Dennis Kupec: no
(3:53:29 PM) Dennis Kupec: idont see what i did wrong
(3:53:36 PM) Neil Vallon: paste
(3:53:49 PM) Dennis Kupec: "UPDATE `serverlist` SET `players`=".0.", `maxplayers`=".100.", `status`=0;";
(3:54:48 PM) Neil Vallon: fuck php... "UPDATE `serverlist` SET `players`=".(0).", `maxplayers`=".(100).", `status`=0;"
(3:54:57 PM) Dennis Kupec: ...
(3:55:03 PM) Neil Vallon: yeah
(3:55:32 PM) Dennis Kupec: worked
(3:56:11 PM) Neil Vallon: and you are dead ceritan that $result[3] and $result[4] are what you want them  to be
(3:56:48 PM) Dennis Kupec: ya
(3:56:55 PM) Dennis Kupec: var dump shows that, so does an echo
(3:57:12 PM) Neil Vallon: keep the parens and throw the $cp and $mxp back in i guess
(3:58:26 PM) Dennis Kupec: guess what
(3:58:42 PM) Neil Vallon: you've decided to learn bottle?
(3:58:50 PM) Dennis Kupec: tempted but it didnt work
(3:59:07 PM) Neil Vallon: https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26nvnNG5o1qkk10ro1_500.jpg
(3:59:29 PM) Dennis Kupec: god yes. ive never had a situation where that image fit it so well
(4:00:39 PM) Neil Vallon: jesus fucking christ.. could i break up this problem any further?
(4:00:50 PM) Dennis Kupec: i have no idea
(4:00:55 PM) Neil Vallon: anything i have not covered
(4:01:09 PM) Dennis Kupec: nope i dont think so.
(4:01:28 PM) Neil Vallon: leave the var_dump($result) in there
(4:03:00 PM) Dennis Kupec: done
(4:05:19 PM) Neil Vallon: echo mysqli_error($con);
(4:05:51 PM) Dennis Kupec: nothin
(4:05:59 PM) Neil Vallon: I'm done
(4:06:15 PM) Neil Vallon: http://bottlepy.org
(4:06:39 PM) Dennis Kupec: ROFL
(4:06:57 PM) Dennis Kupec: this conversation needs to be put on reddit
(4:07:22 PM) Neil Vallon: thats fucking ridiculous
(4:07:58 PM) Dennis Kupec: its php's fault
(4:08:29 PM) Neil Vallon: Scientifically proven
(4:10:10 PM) Dennis Kupec: http://pastebin.com/LVpuyQ6s
(4:10:11 PM) Dennis Kupec: archived