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TS: The My Little Pony Bath Set is on sale!
TS: It's pony bubble bath!
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FS: Applejack is hatless and double-braided. So cute!
AJ: Well, uh... gotta take off the hat in the bath, you know...
Ra: Wait!

Ra: What!
... I don't see Rainbow Dash, where is she!
... Why?!
... I would understand if it were Applejack!
AJ: Hey!
Ra: And of course I am there.
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PP: Well, about that.
RD(+BC): Only losers go in the bath!

TS: (Nevermind that, why is it _Pinkie_ on the package?)
... (I do not approve of this.)
PP: Smile smile!
TS: Shut up.

Ce: Well well, isn't this lovely.
TS: Princess Celestia!
... Your horn is looking fine today as usual.
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Ce: Ooh, I see! Little girls use this to get covered in a pony's murky white stuff.
... *pant, pant* Magnificent!
TS: Uh. Well, I guess that's definitely true but would you please not say it like that?
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Ce: Hrmm... Although lately I wonder if it'd be greasy men buying them.
TS: NOOOOOUWAAAUGH

Ce: I guess you'll be doing service as a bubble princess.
... You are all princesses too.
TS: I... I think I'd prefer the white murky stuff and the little girls.
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Ce: Anyway, how do you turn this thing on?
TS: Huh? What do you mean, I don't understand.
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Ce: There it goes!
bzzzzzz
TS: STOOOOOOOOOP!!