Random trade in station with a dominix, and a convo. This guy wants to run an obvious trade scam. I try again and again to trap him in an accept with a small amount of isk, but never succeed. So much shit went on here I don't even remember, but I'll narrate with the basics. [ 2010.09.15 06:46:55 ] Widdershins > what's up [ 2010.09.15 06:47:10 ] Saralan > buy my dom? [ 2010.09.15 06:47:16 ] Saralan > if i sell it [ 2010.09.15 06:47:20 ] Saralan > its worth 104m [ 2010.09.15 06:47:23 ] Saralan > its heavy fitted [ 2010.09.15 06:47:28 ] Saralan > as i mean heavy! [ 2010.09.15 06:47:34 ] Widdershins > do you know about contracts? [ 2010.09.15 06:47:47 ] Widdershins > you know what ok fine whatever [ 2010.09.15 06:47:49 ] Widdershins > i can trust a guy [ 2010.09.15 06:48:03 ] Saralan > 104k? 104k isk goes into the trade. [ 2010.09.15 06:48:07 ] Saralan > not 104k [ 2010.09.15 06:48:09 ] Widdershins > oh did i miss that? [ 2010.09.15 06:48:17 ] Widdershins > so what's on it [ 2010.09.15 06:48:18 ] Saralan > u put 104k [ 2010.09.15 06:48:23 ] Widdershins > what's on the dominix [ 2010.09.15 06:48:23 ] Saralan > alott [ 2010.09.15 06:48:36 ] Saralan > tec 2 lards turrets [ 2010.09.15 06:48:51 ] Saralan > tec 2 large shields [ 2010.09.15 06:48:55 ] Saralan > lots [ 2010.09.15 06:49:00 ] Widdershins > shield blaster domi? [ 2010.09.15 06:49:08 ] Saralan > yup [ 2010.09.15 06:49:33 ] Saralan > il sell it for 85mill [ 2010.09.15 06:49:39 ] Saralan > worth more then 100m [ 2010.09.15 06:49:45 ] Widdershins > that's nice [ 2010.09.15 06:49:51 ] Saralan > yup [ 2010.09.15 06:49:54 ] Saralan > please? [ 2010.09.15 06:49:59 ] Widdershins > hmm? [ 2010.09.15 06:50:02 ] Widdershins > what are you asking me to do [ 2010.09.15 06:50:09 ] Saralan > buy it [ 2010.09.15 06:50:11 ] Saralan > for 75mill All kinds of random amounts of isk go into the trade window. [ 2010.09.15 06:50:22 ] Widdershins > 45 million? [ 2010.09.15 06:50:36 ] Saralan > no [ 2010.09.15 06:50:40 ] Saralan > 70mill at min [ 2010.09.15 06:51:27 ] Saralan > not 7mill [ 2010.09.15 06:51:30 ] Saralan > 70mill [ 2010.09.15 06:51:45 ] Saralan > 70,000,000,00 [ 2010.09.15 06:51:56 ] Saralan > not 8mill [ 2010.09.15 06:52:58 ] Widdershins > 170 million? [ 2010.09.15 06:53:07 ] Saralan > no [ 2010.09.15 06:53:09 ] Saralan > 70mill [ 2010.09.15 06:53:12 ] Saralan > please [ 2010.09.15 06:53:24 ] Widdershins > fuck how does this work [ 2010.09.15 06:53:30 ] Saralan > do [ 2010.09.15 06:53:38 ] Saralan > 70000000 [ 2010.09.15 06:53:47 ] Saralan > thats 170k [ 2010.09.15 06:53:48 ] Saralan > lol [ 2010.09.15 06:53:51 ] Widdershins > what? [ 2010.09.15 06:53:55 ] Widdershins > how many numbers [ 2010.09.15 06:54:02 ] Saralan > 70000000 [ 2010.09.15 06:54:12 ] Widdershins > ....that's a lot of numbers [ 2010.09.15 06:54:16 ] Saralan > yup [ 2010.09.15 06:54:24 ] Widdershins > i don't think you can put that many numbers in there at once [ 2010.09.15 06:54:30 ] Saralan > u an [ 2010.09.15 06:54:32 ] Saralan > can [ 2010.09.15 06:54:43 ] Widdershins > seven hundred thousand? [ 2010.09.15 06:54:50 ] Saralan > noo [ 2010.09.15 06:54:53 ] Saralan > 7000000 [ 2010.09.15 06:54:54 ] Widdershins > do they even make numbers that long? [ 2010.09.15 06:55:00 ] Saralan > yup BAM! 7m isk straight into the trade window. [ 2010.09.15 06:55:07 ] Widdershins > [06:54:53] Saralan > 7000000 [ 2010.09.15 06:55:11 ] Saralan > 70000000 [ 2010.09.15 06:55:13 ] Widdershins > hit accept i put 7 million in [ 2010.09.15 06:55:15 ] Widdershins > [06:54:53] Saralan > 7000000 [ 2010.09.15 06:55:20 ] Saralan > 70mill [ 2010.09.15 06:55:23 ] Saralan > i ment [ 2010.09.15 06:55:25 ] Widdershins > that's six zeros [ 2010.09.15 06:55:27 ] Saralan > 70000000 [ 2010.09.15 06:55:28 ] Widdershins > seven million [ 2010.09.15 06:55:29 ] Saralan > i no [ 2010.09.15 06:55:36 ] Widdershins > did you not mean it? [ 2010.09.15 06:55:36 ] Saralan > i ment 7 seros [ 2010.09.15 06:55:38 ] Saralan > zeros [ 2010.09.15 06:55:42 ] Widdershins > you did put a 7 and then zeros [ 2010.09.15 06:55:47 ] Widdershins > 000 000 [ 2010.09.15 06:55:50 ] Widdershins > with a 7 [ 2010.09.15 06:55:56 ] Saralan > i ment 70000000 [ 2010.09.15 06:55:58 ] Widdershins > accept? [ 2010.09.15 06:56:05 ] Saralan > 70mill [ 2010.09.15 06:56:07 ] Saralan > not 7mill I put 70 million in... [ 2010.09.15 06:56:52 ] Saralan > there ...and swap to 700k and accept. [ 2010.09.15 06:56:56 ] Widdershins > shit [ 2010.09.15 06:56:56 ] Saralan > omfg [ 2010.09.15 06:56:58 ] Saralan > not 700isk [ 2010.09.15 06:57:00 ] Widdershins > hold on my keyboard [ 2010.09.15 06:57:04 ] Saralan > k [ 2010.09.15 06:57:05 ] Saralan > lol [ 2010.09.15 06:57:30 ] Widdershins > wtf Here comes a long series of trade windows, 70m in / swap to a small amount and click accept trying to get the timing down. I never quite get it. [ 2010.09.15 06:57:41 ] Saralan > accsept [ 2010.09.15 06:57:46 ] Saralan > what the [ 2010.09.15 06:57:53 ] Widdershins > goddammit [ 2010.09.15 06:57:54 ] Widdershins > reopen [ 2010.09.15 06:58:38 ] Widdershins > oh god i am not good with computers [ 2010.09.15 06:58:39 ] Saralan > accsept [ 2010.09.15 06:58:43 ] Saralan > lol [ 2010.09.15 06:58:49 ] Saralan > what the [ 2010.09.15 06:58:55 ] Saralan > just accsept quick [ 2010.09.15 06:59:00 ] Saralan > nooo [ 2010.09.15 06:59:02 ] Saralan > 70mill [ 2010.09.15 06:59:24 ] Widdershins > i really want a dominix :( [ 2010.09.15 06:59:31 ] Saralan > lol [ 2010.09.15 06:59:34 ] Saralan > stop cancling [ 2010.09.15 06:59:38 ] Widdershins > fuck thses buttons are so clos togetehr [ 2010.09.15 06:59:52 ] Saralan > just accsept [ 2010.09.15 06:59:55 ] Saralan > with 70mill [ 2010.09.15 07:00:04 ] Saralan > and do nothing else after that [ 2010.09.15 07:00:10 ] Widdershins > wait you put in 70 million? [ 2010.09.15 07:00:18 ] Saralan > no i put in dom [ 2010.09.15 07:00:21 ] Saralan > u put in 70mill [ 2010.09.15 07:01:12 ] Saralan > 70mill [ 2010.09.15 07:01:13 ] Saralan > not k I rename my dominix after his: "Saralan's Dominix" and put it in the trade window. [ 2010.09.15 07:01:29 ] Widdershins > wait how did this get here [ 2010.09.15 07:01:59 ] Saralan > give it back please [ 2010.09.15 07:02:09 ] Widdershins > but i bought it? [ 2010.09.15 07:02:12 ] Saralan > please [ 2010.09.15 07:02:14 ] Saralan > no u dident [ 2010.09.15 07:02:19 ] Widdershins > what did i do? [ 2010.09.15 07:02:26 ] Saralan > it gave u it idk how [ 2010.09.15 07:02:28 ] Saralan > please give back [ 2010.09.15 07:02:55 ] Widdershins > like that? [ 2010.09.15 07:03:00 ] Saralan > yes [ 2010.09.15 07:03:05 ] Widdershins > fuck In a seperate, accidental private chat: [ 2010.09.15 07:03:23 ] Saralan > oops [ 2010.09.15 07:03:26 ] Widdershins > hello? [ 2010.09.15 07:03:39 ] Saralan > hi [ 2010.09.15 07:03:44 ] Widdershins > who are you? [ 2010.09.15 07:03:47 ] Saralan > can u give me dom back [ 2010.09.15 07:03:50 ] Saralan > its me [ 2010.09.15 07:03:56 ] Widdershins > who? [ 2010.09.15 07:04:03 ] Saralan > the dom dude [ 2010.09.15 07:04:12 ] Saralan > can u give it back [ 2010.09.15 07:04:18 ] Saralan > were already in trade [ 2010.09.15 07:04:20 ] Widdershins > you wanted to sell it [ 2010.09.15 07:03:54 ] Saralan > its me [ 2010.09.15 07:03:56 ] Saralan > donut [ 2010.09.15 07:04:23 ] Saralan > lol [ 2010.09.15 07:04:26 ] Saralan > dom back? [ 2010.09.15 07:04:33 ] Widdershins > you wanted to sell it so i bought it? [ 2010.09.15 07:04:40 ] Saralan > nooo [ 2010.09.15 07:04:44 ] Saralan > u gave me nothing [ 2010.09.15 07:04:48 ] Widdershins > ? [ 2010.09.15 07:04:55 ] Widdershins > i gave you 700 million [ 2010.09.15 07:05:04 ] Saralan > no [ 2010.09.15 07:05:08 ] Widdershins > no? [ 2010.09.15 07:05:09 ] Saralan > u gave me nothing [ 2010.09.15 07:05:15 ] Saralan > give back my dom [ 2010.09.15 07:05:19 ] Saralan > i got nothing for it [ 2010.09.15 07:05:25 ] Widdershins > how do i know? [ 2010.09.15 07:05:31 ] Saralan > well [ 2010.09.15 07:05:33 ] Saralan > because [ 2010.09.15 07:05:37 ] Saralan > it gave u it by acc [ 2010.09.15 07:05:40 ] Saralan > so please [ 2010.09.15 07:05:41 ] Saralan > dude [ 2010.09.15 07:05:42 ] Saralan > give it back [ 2010.09.15 07:06:00 ] Widdershins > but it's mine [ 2010.09.15 07:06:15 ] Saralan > reporting u to ccp Oh god. [ 2010.09.15 07:06:21 ] Widdershins > :( [ 2010.09.15 07:06:31 ] Saralan > if u dont give back [ 2010.09.15 07:06:48 ] Widdershins > how do i put it in [ 2010.09.15 07:07:03 ] Saralan > drag it in [ 2010.09.15 07:07:28 ] Widdershins > drag? [ 2010.09.15 07:07:34 ] Saralan > just give me 70mill and u keep the dominix [ 2010.09.15 07:07:45 ] Widdershins > i did [ 2010.09.15 07:07:50 ] Saralan > no u dident! [ 2010.09.15 07:07:55 ] Saralan > reporting to ccp Gallente Shuttle named "Saralan's Dominix" goes into the trade window. [ 2010.09.15 07:08:00 ] Widdershins > like that? [ 2010.09.15 07:08:07 ] Saralan > thats not a dom [ 2010.09.15 07:08:12 ] Widdershins > it says dominix [ 2010.09.15 07:08:19 ] Widdershins > it's got t2 blasters and everything [ 2010.09.15 07:08:46 ] Saralan > k He accepts the trade. In reality he just got a free shuttle out of this whole fuckfest. [ 2010.09.15 07:08:58 ] Widdershins > wait now i have 2 dominixes [ 2010.09.15 07:09:08 ] Widdershins > Saralan's Dominix Saralan's Dominix [ 2010.09.15 07:09:45 ] Saralan > ok now give 70mill [ 2010.09.15 07:09:54 ] Saralan > 70mill [ 2010.09.15 07:09:56 ] Saralan > not 70k [ 2010.09.15 07:10:12 ] Saralan > dude!!!!! [ 2010.09.15 07:10:17 ] Saralan > 70mill [ 2010.09.15 07:10:18 ] Widdershins > :( I've been putting in 170 million for the dominix sometimes to get him to click accept faster, but I still can't trap him. [ 2010.09.15 07:10:48 ] Saralan > no [ 2010.09.15 07:10:50 ] Saralan > do tjhe 170 [ 2010.09.15 07:10:51 ] Saralan > thing [ 2010.09.15 07:11:01 ] Saralan > u just did a min ago [ 2010.09.15 07:11:15 ] Saralan > 70mill or bye [ 2010.09.15 07:11:38 ] Widdershins > ? [ 2010.09.15 07:11:39 ] Saralan > for god sake [ 2010.09.15 07:11:45 ] Saralan > fine 170k~! [ 2010.09.15 07:12:01 ] Saralan > thats 170i sk [ 2010.09.15 07:12:03 ] Widdershins > 170k that is a good price [ 2010.09.15 07:12:06 ] Saralan > do 70000000 [ 2010.09.15 07:12:11 ] Widdershins > i will buy it for 170 000 [ 2010.09.15 07:12:16 ] Saralan > no [ 2010.09.15 07:12:19 ] Saralan > 70mill [ 2010.09.15 07:12:31 ] Widdershins > ? [ 2010.09.15 07:12:40 ] Widdershins > like that? [ 2010.09.15 07:12:54 ] Saralan > no [ 2010.09.15 07:13:01 ] Saralan > 70000000 [ 2010.09.15 07:13:03 ] Widdershins > :( [ 2010.09.15 07:13:23 ] Saralan > 70000000 [ 2010.09.15 07:13:38 ] Saralan > 70mill [ 2010.09.15 07:13:53 ] Widdershins > i don't understand [ 2010.09.15 07:13:58 ] Saralan > dude [ 2010.09.15 07:14:01 ] Saralan > 70mill!!! [ 2010.09.15 07:14:22 ] Widdershins > wait [ 2010.09.15 07:14:24 ] Saralan > wtf [ 2010.09.15 07:14:26 ] Saralan > u scammed it [ 2010.09.15 07:14:33 ] Widdershins > ? [ 2010.09.15 07:14:43 ] Widdershins > why are ther 2 [ 2010.09.15 07:14:46 ] Saralan > give it back [ 2010.09.15 07:14:50 ] Saralan > u got it agian [ 2010.09.15 07:14:55 ] Saralan > trade it and give please [ 2010.09.15 07:15:22 ] Saralan > im phoning ccp [ 2010.09.15 07:15:25 ] Widdershins > give me my dominix back [ 2010.09.15 07:15:32 ] Saralan > i ant got urs [ 2010.09.15 07:15:37 ] Saralan > im phoning ccp [ 2010.09.15 07:15:39 ] Widdershins > where's my dominix [ 2010.09.15 07:15:49 ] Widdershins > i tlooked like a shuttle but it was a dominix i bought for 70 billion [ 2010.09.15 07:15:54 ] Widdershins > where is it [ 2010.09.15 07:16:14 ] Saralan > im on the phone with ccp now [ 2010.09.15 07:16:25 ] Widdershins > what do they say [ 2010.09.15 07:16:29 ] Saralan > accept [ 2010.09.15 07:16:35 ] Saralan > now!!!! [ 2010.09.15 07:16:40 ] Widdershins > they said i have to accept? [ 2010.09.15 07:16:45 ] Saralan > yup [ 2010.09.15 07:16:48 ] Widdershins > or i get banned? [ 2010.09.15 07:16:50 ] Saralan > or ur acc gets banned [ 2010.09.15 07:16:53 ] Saralan > for 24 days [ 2010.09.15 07:16:57 ] Widdershins > fuck [ 2010.09.15 07:17:02 ] Saralan > ok 24 days then? [ 2010.09.15 07:17:05 ] Widdershins > the cancel button is right next to accept [ 2010.09.15 07:17:12 ] Saralan > yup [ 2010.09.15 07:17:26 ] Widdershins > ! [ 2010.09.15 07:17:31 ] Widdershins > both of them appeared at the same time [ 2010.09.15 07:17:35 ] Saralan > wtf [ 2010.09.15 07:17:35 ] Widdershins > where did it go [ 2010.09.15 07:17:42 ] Widdershins > you stole my dominix [ 2010.09.15 07:17:48 ] Widdershins > look there it is [ 2010.09.15 07:17:49 ] Widdershins > wtf [ 2010.09.15 07:17:51 ] Widdershins > give it back [ 2010.09.15 07:17:52 ] Saralan > they sead uv got 30 seconds or banned [ 2010.09.15 07:17:53 ] Saralan > for 24 days [ 2010.09.15 07:18:08 ] Saralan > 20 seconds [ 2010.09.15 07:18:16 ] Saralan > 10 [ 2010.09.15 07:18:17 ] Widdershins > I AM TRYING [ 2010.09.15 07:18:25 ] Saralan > 9 [ 2010.09.15 07:18:27 ] Saralan > 8 [ 2010.09.15 07:18:29 ] Saralan > 7 [ 2010.09.15 07:18:31 ] Saralan > 6# [ 2010.09.15 07:18:32 ] Saralan > 5 [ 2010.09.15 07:18:36 ] Saralan > 4 [ 2010.09.15 07:18:38 ] Saralan > 3 [ 2010.09.15 07:18:39 ] Widdershins > wait [ 2010.09.15 07:18:39 ] Saralan > 2 [ 2010.09.15 07:18:41 ] Widdershins > tell them to wait [ 2010.09.15 07:18:45 ] Saralan > kk [ 2010.09.15 07:18:46 ] Saralan > did My dominix goes back into the trade window. [ 2010.09.15 07:18:49 ] Saralan > wtf [ 2010.09.15 07:18:51 ] Widdershins > oh god what [ 2010.09.15 07:18:56 ] Widdershins > it's there again [ 2010.09.15 07:19:04 ] Saralan > they sead [ 2010.09.15 07:19:06 ] Saralan > uv got 15 seconds [ 2010.09.15 07:19:08 ] Saralan > thats it [ 2010.09.15 07:19:15 ] Saralan > no more waits [ 2010.09.15 07:19:23 ] Saralan > 10 [ 2010.09.15 07:19:26 ] Saralan > 9 [ 2010.09.15 07:19:29 ] Saralan > 8 [ 2010.09.15 07:19:31 ] Saralan > 7 [ 2010.09.15 07:19:33 ] Saralan > 6 [ 2010.09.15 07:19:35 ] Saralan > 5 And again, into a new trade window. I am just bent over laughing how mad he gets when the dominix ends up in my side of the trade window. [ 2010.09.15 07:19:43 ] Widdershins > wtf i didn't even open that trade [ 2010.09.15 07:19:44 ] Saralan > give it back [ 2010.09.15 07:19:48 ] Widdershins > give me my dominix back [ 2010.09.15 07:19:53 ] Widdershins > ccp says you will get banned [ 2010.09.15 07:20:03 ] Saralan > uv got 10 seconds [ 2010.09.15 07:20:18 ] Saralan > forget it get banned [ 2010.09.15 07:20:31 ] Saralan > say bye [ 2010.09.15 07:20:38 ] Widdershins > but i want to playyy [ 2010.09.15 07:20:43 ] Saralan > i no [ 2010.09.15 07:20:45 ] Widdershins > why can't i keep eve [ 2010.09.15 07:20:45 ] Saralan > 70mill [ 2010.09.15 07:20:47 ] Saralan > now!!! [ 2010.09.15 07:20:51 ] Widdershins > can i have my dominix back [ 2010.09.15 07:20:55 ] Saralan > its mine [ 2010.09.15 07:20:59 ] Saralan > 70m for my dom or banned [ 2010.09.15 07:21:02 ] Saralan > uvc got 5 seconds [ 2010.09.15 07:21:06 ] Widdershins > why [ 2010.09.15 07:21:17 ] Saralan > 4 [ 2010.09.15 07:21:18 ] Saralan > 3 [ 2010.09.15 07:21:20 ] Saralan > 2 [ 2010.09.15 07:21:22 ] Saralan > 1 [ 2010.09.15 07:21:25 ] Saralan > 70mill [ 2010.09.15 07:21:26 ] Saralan > not k [ 2010.09.15 07:21:32 ] Widdershins > how do you know how many seconds [ 2010.09.15 07:21:36 ] Widdershins > are you a wizard? [ 2010.09.15 07:21:40 ] Saralan > yup [ 2010.09.15 07:21:45 ] Saralan > they sead there banning [ 2010.09.15 07:21:45 ] Widdershins > do you work for ccp? [ 2010.09.15 07:21:50 ] Saralan > hehe [ 2010.09.15 07:21:52 ] Saralan > yup [ 2010.09.15 07:22:02 ] Saralan > 70mill [ 2010.09.15 07:22:08 ] Widdershins > THERE [ 2010.09.15 07:22:12 ] Widdershins > THERE'S MY DOMINIX [ 2010.09.15 07:22:13 ] Saralan > give it back [ 2010.09.15 07:22:14 ] Widdershins > GIVE IT BACK [ 2010.09.15 07:22:14 ] Saralan > accept [ 2010.09.15 07:22:17 ] Widdershins > accept [ 2010.09.15 07:22:21 ] Widdershins > now [ 2010.09.15 07:22:23 ] Widdershins > 80 million [ 2010.09.15 07:22:26 ] Saralan > just accept it will give urs back [ 2010.09.15 07:22:31 ] Widdershins > no [ 2010.09.15 07:22:33 ] Widdershins > that's mine [ 2010.09.15 07:22:35 ] Widdershins > give it back [ 2010.09.15 07:22:35 ] Saralan > it will [ 2010.09.15 07:22:40 ] Saralan > ban [ 2010.09.15 07:22:44 ] Saralan > ::ban Widdershins [ 2010.09.15 07:22:46 ] Saralan > ooops [ 2010.09.15 07:22:48 ] Saralan > wrong window And he ragelogs or something. Fuck I don't even know. So terrible. I should petition him for impersonating CCP. [Later on I did do this.]