Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS STARTS WITH A BIG AOE SWIRL. LIKE THE BULLIES DID TO YOU IN HIGHSCHOOL. EXCEPT INSTEAD OF SHAME YOU JUST DIE
Aralvas-TheScryers: DONT STAND IN THAT MMMKAY
Abracadabrà-Area52: k
Aralvas-TheScryers: THE OTHER BITCH BLOWS TORNADOS. THEY KNOCK YOU UP, AND NOT IN THE 'TEEN MOM MTV' KIND OF WAY
Abracadabrà-Area52: yep
Aralvas-TheScryers: SO GTFO THE WAY OF THEM
Aralvas-TheScryers: NEXT
Aralvas-TheScryers: GREEN SHIT
Aralvas-TheScryers: DONT STAND IN IT
Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL IT
Aralvas-TheScryers: SIMPLE
Aralvas-TheScryers: OH AND IF YOU GET TOXIC STREAM ON YOU RUN AWAY FROM THE RAID. IT TARGETS YOU IN A LINE. ALTHOUGH ITS FUNNY TO KILL YOUR RAIDMEMBERS ITS COUNTERPRODCTIVE TO GETTING LOOTS
Aralvas-TheScryers: SO RANGED KILL THE SLIMES
Aralvas-TheScryers: NEXT
Aralvas-TheScryers: HE SUMMONS A CONGA LINE OF ELEMENTALS. GTFO THOSE ELEMENTALS OR THEY WILL TAKE TURNS KICKING YOUR ASS 
Aralvas-TheScryers: BIG FIRE CIRCLES, DONT STAND IN THEM, AGAIN RAIDING 101 MAGGOTS
Aralvas-TheScryers: FINALLY THEY BLOODLUST AT 20%. WE DON'T JUST TAKE THAT SHIT LYING DOWN, WE BLOODLUST THEM BACK. SHOW THOSE FUCKERS WHO'S THE REAL BILL COSBY UP IN THIS BITCH
Aralvas-TheScryers: THESE FAT SHITS SHARE HEALTH SO FEEL FREE TO SERVE THEM BOTH A PLATE OF YOUR BEST DOTS. I'M SURE THEY'LL LOVE IT
Aralvas-TheScryers: I BELIEVE I EXPLAINED THIS FIGHT WAS NO JOKE. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? NOT YOU. YOU'RE DEAD. 
Aralvas-TheScryers: SO NOW THAT YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THE BASIC FIGHT MECHANICS, LETS DISCUSS STRATEGY. SHIT BE SIMPLE AND CLEAN AS THE WAY THAT I'M MAKING YOU FEEL TONIGHT. KEEP THOSE SALTY FUCKS TOGETHER FOR CLEAVE, AND MOVE THEM AROUND THIS AREA IN A CIRLCE
Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS PREVENTS THEIR TOXIC DOGSHIT FROM BECOMING A PUBLIC NUSICANCE AND WIPING US
Aralvas-TheScryers: THE GOAL HERE IS TO MOVE THEM IN A CIRCLE. THIS IS GEOMETRY. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS. BLUE TO GREEN TO PURPLE TO RED TO YELLOW TO BLUE TO DEAD BOSS.
Aralvas-TheScryers: REPEAT AS NECESSARY
Abracadabrà-Area52: Maggots its called a cirlce! 360 degrees!
Aralvas-TheScryers: THE MORE POINTS YOU HAVE THE MORE ACCURATE YOU CAN BE. LOOK AT N64 GAMES POLYGONS. THEY GOT MORE CIRCULAR AS TIME WENT ON WITH MORE POLYGONS. TLDR FUCK YOU\
Aralvas-TheScryers: feel free to go a little slower point to point cowboy. need to make sure the first shit despawns first
Aralvas-TheScryers: this is a circle not connect the dots
Aralvas-TheScryers: RUN AROUND THE ELEMENTAL CONGA LINE THEY WILL KICK YOUR SHIT IN
Aralvas-TheScryers: FIFTEEN PERCENT MAGGOTS.
Abracadabrà-Area52: Murica !!!!! 
Abracadabrà-Area52: Maggots you got this !!!! 
Aralvas-TheScryers: AOE THE GODDAMN SLIMES BEFORE THEY DIGEST YOUR CHANCE AT LOOT
Aralvas-TheScryers: ITS OKAY MAGGOTS. THANKS TO THE PATENT-PENDING FAILBUFF SYSTEM YOU TOO CAN TASTE THE SWEET NECTAR OF VICTORY
Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: ya gotta stay out of shit
Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: like I tanked the boss for a min and still stayed alive you can all stay alive by staying out of shit :D
Abracadabrà-Area52: TELL me when to LUST
Aralvas-TheScryers: DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT LUST, LET ME WORRY ABOUT BLANK
Abracadabrà-Area52: GOT IT 
Aralvas-TheScryers: BUT SRSLY I HAVE A POCKET BLOODLUST TEAMMATE IN THE RAID. 
Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOT TANKS, LISTEN UP. THE POINTS ARE SUGGESTIONS, NOT DEMANDS. YOU DO NOT NEED TO PLAY CONNECT THE DOTS, FOLLOW THE PATH BETWEEN THEM JUST ENOUGH THAT YOU DON'T LEAVE US SITTING IN THE SHIT
Aralvas-TheScryers: IF YOU GET THAT SLIME SPEW ON YOU, RUN AROUND, AWAY FROM YOUR RAID MEMBERS, ACID RAIN IS NOT FUNNY.
Aralvas-TheScryers: OKAY
Aralvas-TheScryers: ITS A LITTLE FUNNY
Aralvas-TheScryers: LIKE THE MIDGET CLOWN THAT VISITS ME IN MY DREAMS
Abracadabrà-Area52: dude im a midget so offensive and a clown
Aralvas-TheScryers: I LIKE YOU MAGGOT. YOU GET A PROMOTION
Aralvas-TheScryers: THEN A DEMOTION BECAUSE YOU TALKED BACK TO ME
Aralvas-TheScryers: GO HAM, MAGGOTS
Aralvas-TheScryers: NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER.
Aralvas-TheScryers: 8% maggots. there's enough of you alive to make this work.
Aralvas-TheScryers: 5%
Aralvas-TheScryers: WELL DONE MAGGOTS.
Aralvas-TheScryers: i'm a chick, lol
Aralvas-TheScryers: AND WE STILL HAVE NAZGRIM
Aralvas-TheScryers: YES MAGGOT, THERE IS MORE
Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: brb I have to pee
Abracadabrà-Area52: Bone-Inlaid Sandals Toxic Tornado Treads which one 
Aralvas-TheScryers: YOUR BUTTHOLE IS NOT DONE BEING EXPLORED BY BOSSES. THERE IS YET ANOTHER
Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS BOSS IS BEST DESCRIBED BY COMPARING IT TO YOUR SEX LIFE. THAT IS TO SAY, A THREE PHASE ENCOUNTER, MAGGOT.
Aralvas-TheScryers: PHASE ONE - BATTLE STANCE. THIS IS WHERE YOU FLIRT WITH THE BOSS AND TRY TO MAKE HIM LIKE YOU. JUST KIDDING, PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK. BUT NOT TOO HARD, SAVE THAT FOR LATER. FOREPLAY MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Aralvas-TheScryers: THEN THE REAL ACTION HAPPENS IN PHASE TWO. THIS IS WHERE YOU STICK IT IN. YOUR DPS INTO HIS GLISTENING, TENDER EYE. BROWN EYE. WHAT YOU THOUGHT I'D SKIP A CHANCE FOR ANOTHER ANAL SEX JOKE?
Aralvas-TheScryers: FAT FUCKING CHANCE.
Aralvas-TheScryers: BERSERKER PHASE IS PHASE TWO. HE TAKES INCREASED DAMAGE. THIS IS WHERE YOU STICK YOUR BLOODLUST AND COOLDOWNS. MELT HIM. BUT KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN MAGGOT OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE MORE HATED THAN THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PROTESTING A
Aralvas-TheScryers: PUREHEARTED LITTLE CHILDS FUNERAL
Abracadabrà-Area52: damn it stood in shit
Abracadabrà-Area52: everyone is welcome to tbag the mage
Aralvas-TheScryers: THAT IS BECAUSE PHASE THREE IS WHERE WE CAN BE WIPED. BADLY. HE GOES INTO DEFENESIVE STANCE. THIS IS WHERE THE METAPHOR GETS A LITTLE TOO REAL. IF YOU CONTINUE TO POKE HIM, HE GAINS RAGE. MUCH LIKE YOUR TIRED BOYFRIEND FALLING ASLEEP ATOP YOU. 
Aralvas-TheScryers: IF HE GETS POKED IN THIS PHASE HE WILL GAIN RAGE AND TENDERIZE US
Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP -ALLLLLLLL- DPS DURING THIS PHASE OR WE WILL DIE
Aralvas-TheScryers: I WAS GETTING THERE MAGGOT.
Aralvas-TheScryers: HE HAS ABILITIES AND ADDS. THEY ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN KILLING HIM
Aralvas-TheScryers: HE DROPS A BANNER. KILL THE BANNER OR HE KILLS US
Aralvas-TheScryers: SIMPLE
Aralvas-TheScryers: HE SUMMONS ADDS. THEY LIKE TO HEAL HIM. I LIKE TO PUNCH THEM IN THE THROAT. YOU SHOULD TOO. IF YOU LIKE LOOT THATIS
Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: I'm going to join your server and follow you around like a groupie whore
Aralvas-TheScryers: ONE OF THE ADDS DOES A WHIRLWIND. IT'S LIKE SITTING IN A BLENDER. DON'T DO IT. UNLESS YOU'RE INTO THAT KIND OF KINKY SHIT. I DONT JUDGE.
Aralvas-TheScryers: GOOD COMMENT. SPEAKING OF GROUPIE WHORES
Aralvas-TheScryers: ONE OF THE ADDS IS AN ASSASSIN. IT PICKS A TARGET AND FOCUSES YOU. EXACTLY LIKE A STALKER, EXCEPT HE WANTS TO KILL YOU INSTEAD OF TAKE CREEPY PICTURES
Aralvas-TheScryers: REGARDLESS OF THE ADDS TENDECIES, IT MUST DIE BEFORE NAZGRIM.
Aralvas-TheScryers: REMEMBER. SOFT, HARD, STOP. REPEAT.
Aralvas-TheScryers: I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SEX METAPHOR
Aralvas-TheScryers: okay
Aralvas-TheScryers: thats the last fight
Aralvas-TheScryers: *takes a breath*
Aralvas-TheScryers: I USED TO NOT GIVE A FUCK. THEN I DRANK A RED BULL. NOW I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK
Aralvas-TheScryers: MUCH LIKE GAMON
Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS NEXT TRASH PULL REQUIRES FINESSE. SOMETHING YOU MAGGOTS ARE NOT YET ACCUSTOMED TO. THESE SHAMANS NEED PULLED BACK ONE AT A TIME SO THEY DON'T HEAL THEMSELVES. DO THIS AND YOU WILL BE HANDSOMELY REWARDED. 
Abracadabrà-Area52: rez please
Abracadabrà-Area52: why did i die
Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOTS. THESE WILL NEVER DIE THIS WAY. THEY MUST BE PEELED OFF ONE AT A TIME AND KILLED INDIVIDUALLY. LIKE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS, OR AN ONION
Aralvas-TheScryers: THEY ARE ALL HEALERS, MAGGOTS.
Aralvas-TheScryers: REMEMBER MAGGOTS. THREE PHASES. BATTLE > BERSERKER > DEFENSIVE. SOFT, HARD, STOP
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS > BOSS
Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: hehe
Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP IS NOT A SUGGESTION, EITHER. IF YOU DPS HIM DURING DEFENSIVE STANCE, NOT ONLY ARE YOU BAD, YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED.
Aralvas-TheScryers: GOOD GOING ASSHOLE
Aralvas-TheScryers: DON'T BE THAT PERSON
Aralvas-TheScryers: do not stand in fire, maggots
Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ATTACKING, MAGGOITS
Aralvas-TheScryers: SOME OF YOU ARE STILL GOING HAM. STOP THAT.
Abracadabrà-Area52: damn that axe
Aralvas-TheScryers: he should have never had the rage to cast it but some baddy bad was attacking him in defense stance
Abracadabrà-Area52: first time sorry 
Abracadabrà-Area52: feel free to T-BAG at the end 
Abracadabrà-Area52: now now 
Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: fuck I totally didn't see that spinning axe
Abracadabrà-Area52: yes i learned this morning 
Abracadabrà-Area52: yes im a tard 
Abracadabrà-Area52: i messed up
Abracadabrà-Area52: kick his ass 
Abracadabrà-Area52: kill that piece of crap that likes miley cyrus 
Aralvas-TheScryers: defensive stance, maggots. stop dps
Aralvas-TheScryers: focus adds
Aralvas-TheScryers: DEFENSIVE STANCE ENDS, GO HAM AGAIN
Aralvas-TheScryers: KILLING ADDS WAS NOT A SUGGESTION MAGGOTS.
Aralvas-TheScryers: BANNER > WARSHAMAN > SPINNY DICKHEAD > ASSASSIN > NAZGRIM
Aralvas-TheScryers: WRONG DOOR MAGGOT
Aralvas-TheScryers: THERE IS NOW A MARKER INDICATING THE PROPER LOCATION TO BOTH TANK *AND* SPANK THIS BOSS
Aralvas-TheScryers: ITS THEIR FIRST TIME. SOMETHING SOMETHING VIRGIN JOKE. I'M TIRED GIVE ME A BREAK ON THIS ONCE
Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: man my bf is bitching me out for getting killed by an axe. 
Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: he's like we don't even get ravagers on heroic blah blah lbah
Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: take me away from this aralvas
Aralvas-TheScryers: LIKE I SAID. HE SHOULD NOT EVER HAVE THE RAGE TO CAST RAVAGERS. 
Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: lol
Aralvas-TheScryers: HE ONLY CASTS IT AT 100 RAGE. HE USUALLY BURNS THE RAGE OFF ON LESS POWERFUL SPELLS. LIKE 'GIVE FLOWERS' AND 'CHARGE'
Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: he just said EXACTLY, that guy gets it
Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: and now he wants to suck your penis
Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: he asks if I can make this happen
Aralvas-TheScryers: MUCH LIKE YOU, YOUR PET IS A RETARD. SET IT ON 'STOP' WHEN DEFENSIVE STANCE HAPPENS
Aralvas-TheScryers: I KNOW THIS IS ASKING A LOT
Aralvas-TheScryers: BUT STOP ALL DPS
Aralvas-TheScryers: IN DEFENSIVE MODE.
Aralvas-TheScryers: KTHX
Aralvas-TheScryers: THE THREE PHASES LAST ABOUT 30 SECONDS EACH. I WILL YELL LOUDLY EVERY TIME IT SWITCHES.
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS MAGGOTS
Aralvas-TheScryers: FINISH THE ADDS THEN GO HAM ON THE BOS
Aralvas-TheScryers: BANNER 
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: stop dps
Aralvas-TheScryers: DEFENSIVE STANCE, STOP DPS, TURN PETS TO PUSSY MODE, STOP DPS STOP DPS
Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOTS, HE WAS STILL IN DEFENSIVE MODE. DID I SAY START DPS? I DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO
Aralvas-TheScryers: HES IN BATTLE NOW GO HAM
Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS
Aralvas-TheScryers: OK MAGGOTS. THERE SEEMS TO BE A LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF PRECISELY HOW LONG DEFENSIVE STANCE LASTS. IT LASTS A LONG TIME. A REAL FUCKING LONG TIME
Aralvas-TheScryers: ABOUT A MINUTE, IN TOTAL. WE KILL ADDS, THEN WE LITERALLY SIT HERE AND WAIT. WE DO NOT TOUCH THE BOSS DURING THAT. I WILL CALL OUT WHEN TO START AND WHEN TO STOP
Aralvas-TheScryers: IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH THE BOSS, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL CHOKE A BITCH
Aralvas-TheScryers: I WILL CALL OUT START, STOP, AND WHEN TO BLOW CDS. BUT ALL OF THIS IS IRRELEVANT IF YOU DON'T KILL THE FUCKING ADDS.
Aralvas-TheScryers: WAR SHAMAN MUST DIE. NOT IN FIVE SECONDS, NOT AFTER I TAKE MY DOG OUT, NOW. THE SECOND THEY SPAWN
Aralvas-TheScryers: INTERUPT THEIR CASTS. THERE IS NO GODDAMN EXCUSE TO HAVE 15 DPS ON THE ADD AND NOT A SINGLE INTERUPT GOING OUT. STUNS, KNOCKBACKS, SILENCES, 'FRIDAY' BY REBECCA BLACK, I DONT CARE, SHUT THE SHAMAN UP AND KILL IT
Abracadabrà-Area52: yes but where at
Aralvas-TheScryers: OK MAGGOTS. THE ADDS ALL SPAWN RANDOMLY OUT OF DOORS BACK HERE
Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: lock rocks?
Aralvas-TheScryers: THEY WILL SPAWN IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM. THEY MUST DIE. KILL ORDER IS BANNER > SHAMAN > SPINNY FUCK > ASSASSIN > MAGE
Abracadabrà-Area52: anyone feel like a slave and aralvas is our owner
Aralvas-TheScryers: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, LET A WAR SHAMAN GET CLOSE TO NAZGRIM. HIS SUPPLE BEHIND IS OURS TO PILLAGE.
Abracadabrà-Area52: me too love to be a slave
Aralvas-TheScryers: dps as normal
Aralvas-TheScryers: tank him on blue
Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
Aralvas-TheScryers: BLOW HIM THE FUCK UP
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS, EVERYTHING
Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS. GJ MAGGOTS. NO MORE DPS UNTIL I GIVE THE WORD. KILL ADDS. THATS ALL.
Aralvas-TheScryers: no dps on naz still
Aralvas-TheScryers: warlock, pet on passive please.
Aralvas-TheScryers: DPS RESUME
Aralvas-TheScryers: on boss
Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
Aralvas-TheScryers: ON BOSS
Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS ON BOSS
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS IN NOW
Aralvas-TheScryers: RESUME DPS
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP DPS
Aralvas-TheScryers: GET ON ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: no more adds,. go fucking ham
Aralvas-TheScryers: GIVE HIM EVERYTHING
Aralvas-TheScryers: OKAY GUYS, A LITTLE LESS FAIL AND A LITTLE MORE WIN. EVERYONER NEEDS TO KILL EVERY ADD. EVERYONE NEEDS THEIR PETS ***OFF*** THE BOSS DURING DEFENSIVE STANCE. WE WILL KILL HIM THIS TIME MAGGOTS.
Abracadabrà-Area52: REALLY 
Aralvas-TheScryers: it should never, EVER, be out, maggot.
Aralvas-TheScryers: EVERYONE, EVEN YOU, LAZY, YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT, NEEDS TO SWITCH TO THE ADDS. ITS NOT A GODDAMN SUGGESTION, ITS REQUIRED. THE FAILBUFF IS ONLY NECESSARY BECAUSE SOME AMONG US CAN'T LISTEN
Abracadabrà-Area52: c an i get a rez 
Abracadabrà-Area52: please
Aralvas-TheScryers: THE ADDS GO DOWN SUPER FAST WHEN EVERYONE ACTUALLY FOCUSES THEM. AS SOON AS THEY DIE YOU CAN RESUME GOING HAM
Abracadabrà-Area52: aww
Aralvas-TheScryers: IF I SAY STOP DPS ON NAZGRIM THAT DOESNT MEAN 'ITS OK IF ITS JUST ME RIGHT' IT MEANS STOP DPS YOU MOUTHBREATHING CAVEMAN
Aralvas-TheScryers: THAT INCLUDES PETS YOU INBRED FUCK. I KNOW YOU PET CLASS TYPES ARE USED TO THE PET JUST BEING ON AUTOPILOT BUT YOU NEED TO TELL IT TO FUCKING STOP WHEN DEFENSIVE STANCE IS OUT OR IT WILL CAUSE MORE AXES. WE DO NOT WANT THOSE OUT.
Abracadabrà-Area52: you should run for president!!!
Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL ADDS, KILL BANNER, KILL BOSS. SAVE COOLDOWNS UNTIL FIRST BERSERKER STANCE, BECAUSE HE TAKES MORE DAMAGE THAT PHASE.
Abracadabrà-Area52: its like patton on crack
Aralvas-TheScryers: THE BLOODLUST GOES OUT AT THE FIRST BERSERKER PHASE. THIS DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU FROM ADD DUTY.
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: finish adds then go ham on the boss
Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
Aralvas-TheScryers: stop boss dps
Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL BOSS DPS
Aralvas-TheScryers: STILL NO DPS ON BOSS MAGGOTS
Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU MAY RESUME DPS AS OF NAO
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS, ALL DPS ON ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: MUCH BETTER MAGGOTS
Aralvas-TheScryers: MORE ADDS, ALL DPS, DO YOUR SHIT
Aralvas-TheScryers: all dps STOP ON THE BOSS
Aralvas-TheScryers: ONLY ON ADDS, PETS ON PASSIVE
Aralvas-TheScryers: GJ MAGGOTS. CONTINUE TO DO NOTHING AND WE WILL WIN THIS DEFNESIVE STAGE
Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: no dps yet
Aralvas-TheScryers: HOLD... HOLD..... OK REUSMER DPS
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADSD
Aralvas-TheScryers: mother fucking ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: MORE ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: on boss
Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP DPS
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: GET READY TO GO HAM..... NOW
Abracadabrà-Area52: rez me if you can 
Aralvas-TheScryers: OR ME
Aralvas-TheScryers: BANNER
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
Abracadabrà-Area52: yep arvalas
Abracadabrà-Area52: wow 
Aralvas-TheScryers: IF THE RAID WOULD HAVE TURNED AND KILLED THE LAST SHAMAN WE WOULD HAVE WON
Abracadabrà-Area52: ill leave a better dps will comne 
Aralvas-TheScryers: LISTEN UP MAGGOTS. THE REASON WE WIPED ON THAT LAST PHASE IS BECAUSE WE MUST KILL THE SHAMAN IN THAT DESPERATION WAVE OF ADDS.
Abracadabrà-Area52: ill try one more time 
Aralvas-TheScryers: THE OTHER ADDS DONT MATTER AS MUCH, WE CAN BURN THE BOSS FINE THEN. BUT IF A SHAMAN GETS IN RANGE OF SNAZZY NAZZY IN THAT LAST BIT OF TIME, WE WONT BE ABLE TO BURN HIM OUT
Aralvas-TheScryers: WHEN THE LAST BURN PHASE HAPPENS, FOCUS ON KILLING THE SHAMAN, THEN GO HAM ON NAZ
Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU CAN IGNORE ALL ADDS BUT THE SHAMAN AND WIN THE BURN PHASE. CAPICE?
Aralvas-TheScryers: we will win this time, maggots.
Aralvas-TheScryers: each pull, you get better and better. at least thats what i choose to believe. pay no mind to the man behind the failbuff
Abracadabrà-Area52: aralvas explain 
Abracadabrà-Area52: lets do this !!!!!
Aralvas-TheScryers: OK LISTEN UP PRIVATE. YOU GO INTO THE CAVE LIKE YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE LEVEL 5 AND YOU THOUGHT HUNTERS NEEDED INT
Aralvas-TheScryers: FOLLOW THE LOGICAL PATH
Aralvas-TheScryers: OK SINCE YOU ARE NEW
Aralvas-TheScryers: THREE PHASES. PHASE ONE. DPS SLOW. AND BY SLOW I MEAN FUCKING SLOW
Aralvas-TheScryers: REFERENCES
Aralvas-TheScryers: PHASE TWO, HE TAKES INCREASED DAMAGE. USE PERSONAL COOLDOWNS THEN. THIS MEANS YOU USE YOUR ARMY OF THE DEAD THEN, DKS, NOT ON PULL. GOD DAMN IF I HAD A NICKLE FOR EVERY TIME I SAW THAT TONIGHT I'D HAVE 25 CENTS
Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU'RE DAMN FUCKING RIGHT I AM
Aralvas-TheScryers: PHASE THREE, NEWBIE
Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU STOP ALL DAMAGE
Aralvas-TheScryers: DO NOT TOUCH THE FUCKING BOSS WITH ANYTHING, EVEN YOUR PINKY TOE.
Aralvas-TheScryers: IF ADDS ARE UP, THEY DESERVE ALL YOUR ATTENTION. THEY WORKED HARD AND THEY NEED SOME LOVING. ALSO THEY NEED TO DIE IF WE WANT LOOOT.
Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL THE SHAMAN FIRST, INTERRUPT AND STUN WHEN YOU CAN. ADDS ARE ALWAYS PRIORITY. AS ARE BANNERS. THAT DOESN'T MEAN "I CAN IGNORE IT MYSELF, RIGHT?" IT MEANS FOLLOW THE GODDAMN INSTRUCTIONS FOR ONCE IN YOUR "LOOKING FOR RETARDS' LIFE
Abracadabrà-Area52: why we waiting
Aralvas-TheScryers: SADLY BLIZZARD FAILED TO REALIZE THAT RELEASING FLEX WOULD TAKE (MOST) OF THE COMPETENT PLAYERS FROM LFR, LEAVING LESS PEOPLE TO CARRY THOSE DEVELOPMENTALLY CHALLENGED SORTS THAT WIND UP IN HERE. I'M LOOKING AT YOU MR 'DPSES DEFENSIVE STANCE BOSS'
Aralvas-TheScryers: why bother when lfr loot = thunderforged loot from last tier?
Abracadabrà-Area52: really what we waiting on
Aralvas-TheScryers: another tank
Abracadabrà-Area52: freaking tank
Abracadabrà-Area52: i just got asked if i could tank
Abracadabrà-Area52: im a mage
Abracadabrà-Area52: true not in this though
Aralvas-TheScryers: ok we finally have fresh blood. lets poke nazgrim in the butt butt and take his stuff.
Aralvas-TheScryers: LOTS OF CAPITAL LETTERS AND A DASH OF FAIL
Aralvas-TheScryers: DO YOUR LITTLE TANKSWAP THING. JUST DON'T LET EACH OTHER DIE. THE REST OF THE DPS HERE KNOW WHATS UP BECAUSE I'M SHOUTING IT AT THEM, ALL FIGHT
Aralvas-TheScryers: WE'RE READY TANKS PULL WHENEVER YOU'RE BRAVE
Aralvas-TheScryers: BADDY DKS NEED TO HOLD THEIR ARMIES UNTIL BERSERKER STANCE. LISTEN TO MY WORDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS MOTHERFUCKER
Aralvas-TheScryers: TO THE BOSS
Aralvas-TheScryers: PERSONALS GO HAM
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS ON BOSS
Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP STOP STOP
Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGE PET OFF THE BOSS
Aralvas-TheScryers: FOCUS ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: DONT DPS BOSS
Aralvas-TheScryers: WAIT FOR MORE ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL ADDS THEN RESUME ON BOSS
Aralvas-TheScryers: RANGED BANNER
Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
Aralvas-TheScryers: go ham on boss
Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
Aralvas-TheScryers: banner adds
Aralvas-TheScryers: stop all dps on boss
Aralvas-TheScryers: stop stop stop stop stop
Aralvas-TheScryers: pets off boss
Aralvas-TheScryers: banners and adds only
Aralvas-TheScryers: we are so close comrades
Aralvas-TheScryers: no dps
Aralvas-TheScryers: adds then go back on boss
Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
Aralvas-TheScryers: get the adds
Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
Aralvas-TheScryers: banner then adds
Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP DPS ON BOSS
Aralvas-TheScryers: FOCUS ON ADDS AND BANNERS
Aralvas-TheScryers: SEC
Aralvas-TheScryers: FIVE
Aralvas-TheScryers: RESUME DPS
Aralvas-TheScryers: MELT HIS FUCKING FACE OFF
Aralvas-TheScryers: THATS HOW YOU DO IT SOLDIERS.
Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU'RE NOT MAGGOTS ANYMORE
Aralvas-TheScryers: KIDDING, YOU'RE STILL MAGGOTS
Aralvas-TheScryers: <3
Aralvas-TheScryers: HAVE A GOOD NIGHT
Abracadabrà-Area52: NIGHT
Aralvas-TheScryers: POST IT TO THE WOW REDDIT PLEASE
Aralvas-TheScryers: SO I CAN READ IT
Aralvas-TheScryers: INDEED
Aralvas-TheScryers: THANK YOU AND HAVE A PLEASENT NIGHT
Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOT
Aralvas-TheScryers: :d