lives	in Wyoming
doesn't	have lupus!
has	a squeaky penis
<reply>	That's what she said.
just	did it.
is	a registered sex offender in 69 states.
is	a carrot.
didn't	mean it in a serious, grumpy way.
<reply>	Do what you want cause a Bucket is free, I am a bucket!
is	unusually polite to robots.
wants	to make "fetch" happen.
likes	ferret porn