Well here we are again, Black Mesa It's always such a pleasure Remember when you tried to cake me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed Except Aperture Science wasn't laughing Under the circumstances We do what we must because we can You want to run out of cake, take it That's what I'm counting on I used to want you kill me but Now I only want you still alive She was a lot like you (Maybe not quite as dead) Now little Caroline is in Black Mesa too One day they broke my heart and killed me And tore me to "I feel fantastic" and Black Mesas And threw every piece into Black Mesa So I could live forever It's such a shame "I feel fantastic" will never happen to you You've got your delicious and moist cake left That's what I'm counting on I'll let you get right, I've been shockingly nice Now I only want you talking when there's Science to do Goodbye Aperture Science Oh, did you think Black Mesa? That would be funny if it weren't so sad Well you have been replaced I don't need to do what we must because we can now When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling still alive ("REDACTED") Go make some new people who are still alive That's why I'm GLaD I'm not you You're someone else's Black Mesa Now I only want you happy for you Now I only want you out of beta and releasing on time Now I only want you doing Science