(21:13:22) freakyfurball: We made a haunted house
(21:13:25) ieattacos: (PIC OF RICHARD STALLMAN)
(21:13:29) ieattacos: Set that as your wallpaper
(21:13:37) freakyfurball: And I had to be the hand to grab people
(21:13:39) freakyfurball: I stayed in so long
(21:13:45) SpiderLover: i dare you to tacos
(21:13:50) freakyfurball: I pissed my pants
(21:13:57) ieattacos: lol
(21:14:14) freakyfurball: Then once in the 5th grade
(21:14:24) freakyfurball: I pulled my wanker out to the whole recess period
(21:14:32) freakyfurball: Detention
(21:14:53) freakyfurball: And a serious talk about my wanker with my dad
(21:15:05) Armadillo: LOL
(21:15:19) freakyfurball: Or was that 4th grade
(21:15:30) SpiderLover: lol
(21:15:34) SpiderLover: nice
(21:15:55) freakyfurball: I also rolled around on the stage in 4th grade during our play
(21:16:03) freakyfurball: I was laughing hysterically
(21:16:11) freakyfurball: I ruined the whole play
(21:16:23) freakyfurball: And in kindergarten
(21:16:33) freakyfurball: I stole a peice of fake bacon
(21:16:39) freakyfurball: Cuz I thought it was cool
(21:16:45) freakyfurball: And kept it in my pants
(21:16:51) freakyfurball: Also in the 1st grade
(21:16:52) Armadillo: LOL
(21:17:02) freakyfurball: I began my Asian obsession
(21:17:05) endejan: messed up
(21:17:08) freakyfurball: With this girl from china
(21:17:11) endejan: continue on
(21:17:15) freakyfurball: I played with her hair and shit
(21:17:25) freakyfurball: And I stuck my pinkie up at her
(21:17:27) freakyfurball: She broke it
(21:17:30) SpiderLover: wat
(21:17:33) Armadillo: ohgodmysides.jpg
(21:17:39) freakyfurball: Or dislocated
(21:17:55) freakyfurball: In the second grade I got lice
(21:18:01) freakyfurball: And glassess
(21:18:03) Armadillo: KEEP GOING WITH THE STORIES
(21:18:11) SpiderLover: do you have braces
(21:18:21) freakyfurball: And I started scratching my head
(21:18:22) freakyfurball: No
(21:18:27) freakyfurball: In people's faces
(21:18:30) Armadillo: is it ok for me to put these stories on pastebin?
(21:18:33) freakyfurball: The whole class got lice
(21:18:37) freakyfurball: Sure
(21:18:39) Armadillo: freaky what grade are you in now
(21:18:46) freakyfurball: 7th
(21:18:54) freakyfurball: Nothing to crazy this uear
(21:18:58) Armadillo: same here bro
(21:19:06) freakyfurball: Except for the time I drank five monsters in a day
(21:19:11) freakyfurball: That couldve killed me
(21:19:18) moot(freaky's gf)(OBVIOUSLY NOT THE REAL MOOT): 0__0
(21:19:25) Armadillo: 6th grade was when my life took a complete 180
(21:19:29) Armadillo: for the better
(21:19:30) SpiderLover: how'd you feel
(21:19:40) freakyfurball: But I smacked my first ass that day
(21:19:45) freakyfurball: I felt amazing
(21:19:47) endejan: wha
(21:19:54) SpiderLover: who's was it?
(21:19:57) endejan: what the hell, she broke your finger
(21:20:01) freakyfurball: That shit you never forget
(21:20:08) freakyfurball: Um
(21:20:11) freakyfurball: Lemme think
(21:20:13) freakyfurball: Hannahs
(21:20:18) freakyfurball: Derp
(21:20:23) SpiderLover: lol
(21:20:25) freakyfurball: Lemme think
(21:20:30) freakyfurball: 3rd grade
(21:20:39) moot: wasnt it melissa?
(21:20:41) freakyfurball: Oh dear fuck 3rd grade
(21:20:54) freakyfurball: No she was on like 12/14
(21:22:27) freakyfurball: But then Daniel got pissed at me
(21:22:27) moot: ...you depress me
(21:22:30) freakyfurball: That was a fun day
(21:23:01) moot: rainbow sparkles
(21:23:08) freakyfurball: Profact: my first boob grab was my really hot third grade teachers bobs
(21:23:12) WIN2K8R2: stop pissing off danooct1, furball
(21:23:16) freakyfurball: *boobs
(21:23:29) freakyfurball: What did I do
(21:23:29) SpiderLover: nice, how'd you pull that off?
(21:23:41) freakyfurball: I pretended to trip
(21:23:54) freakyfurball: Threw a pencil in front of myself as I walked up to her
(21:24:04) freakyfurball: Grabbed her boobs as I fell
(21:24:07) Armadillo: http://pastebin.com/3N2Hrump
(21:24:10) Armadillo: +
(21:24:12) endejan: I feel drunk
(21:24:17) freakyfurball: It was a win
(21:24:36) endejan: you did it accidentally freaky
(21:24:40) freakyfurball: No
(21:24:46) moot: that would happen in a ecchi..
(21:24:47) freakyfurball: I pretended it was an accident
(21:25:02) endejan: right
(21:25:09) endejan: what grade was that
(21:25:09) freakyfurball: I also remember getting pushed in a very deep lake
(21:25:13) freakyfurball: 3rd
(21:25:25) freakyfurball: Trying to get my first kiss
(21:25:26) endejan: 3rd grade of middleschool?
(21:25:31) freakyfurball: She pushed me hard
(21:25:41) freakyfurball: No 3rd grade elementary
(21:25:47) moot: REJECTED!
(21:25:47) freakyfurball: I went far uprover
(21:25:52) endejan: elementary or middle school
(21:25:59) endejan: or what ever you fucking call it
(21:26:05) freakyfurball: I lost my pants
(21:26:10) freakyfurball: In that river
(21:26:20) Armadillo: LOL
(21:26:26) freakyfurball: I couldn't swim til the 6th grade
(21:26:37) freakyfurball: I couldn't bike til the 4th
(21:26:54) Armadillo: still updating that pastebin
(21:26:54) freakyfurball: When I was 2 I took a big stinky shit
(21:26:57) endejan: I still can't bike
(21:27:00) Armadillo: http://pastebin.com/3N2Hrump
(21:27:00) freakyfurball: Vowed never to potty train again
(21:27:05) endejan: alright, I can, I don't have a bike
(21:27:10) freakyfurball: Wasnt house trained til I was 4
(21:27:23) endejan: so I haven't rode one in over 3 years
(21:27:25) endejan: if not more
(21:27:34) freakyfurball: I also once brought water and dumped it on my dusty tv
(21:27:36) freakyfurball: It shocked me
(21:27:41) freakyfurball: It was brand new
(21:27:44) freakyfurball: No more tv
(21:27:52) endejan: what the fuck
(21:27:57) endejan: how old were you
(21:28:06) freakyfurball: Young
(21:28:10) freakyfurball: Also
(21:28:20) freakyfurball: I drank from the toilets in kindergarten
(21:28:22) WIN2K8R2: i seriously hope tirade comes back soon
(21:28:28) freakyfurball: Also I was held back in preschool
(21:28:31) endejan: ewwwwwww
(21:28:31) Armadillo: OH MY GOD LULZ
(21:28:33) Armadillo: LULZ
(21:28:34) Armadillo: LULZ
(21:28:35) SpiderLover: yeah
(21:28:38) freakyfurball: Thats why I am 13 in 7th grade
(21:28:59) freakyfurball: Let's see
(21:29:09) freakyfurball: I once fought a fat kid
(21:29:09) ieattacos: FUCKINGINGINGIGNIEGNE)(RN%)$NJ%9​999999999999999999999999999999999​999999999999999999999999999)%*)$(​%(9999999999999999999999999999999​9999999999999999999
(21:29:09) SpiderLover: young fellows
(21:29:12) freakyfurball: He squashed me
(21:29:14) freakyfurball: Literally
(21:29:24) endejan: nas is older than all of us
(21:29:31) freakyfurball: My nose was bleeding when he body attacked me
(21:29:42) WIN2K8R2: and nas is?
(21:29:42) moot: snorlax?
(21:29:46) freakyfurball: When I was 7 we had to write a rule for our daycare
(21:29:58) freakyfurball: I wrote not to paint the place a poopy color
(21:30:09) freakyfurball: And put poop from the bathroom on it
(21:30:15) freakyfurball: That didn't fly with the teacher
(21:30:38) freakyfurball: I still don't remember who's poop it was
(21:30:57) freakyfurball: I also remember being the first to being Ocarina of Time and super Mario 64 at my daycare
(21:31:09) freakyfurball: And being the best at roller coaster tycoon
(21:31:28) freakyfurball: And being the one who threw food I didn like back at the lunch lady
(21:31:39) freakyfurball: And spitting white milk in her face
(21:33:04) freakyfurball: In the first grade I fell in a lake
(21:33:08) freakyfurball: Cuz it was covered in ice
(21:33:18) freakyfurball: And I ran over and stomped on it
(21:33:35) freakyfurball: And yelled "IF YOUR GONNA BREAK, BREAK ALREADY COWARD"
(21:33:38) freakyfurball: It broke
(21:33:42) Armadillo: that's some retarded shit you did in first grade
(21:34:13) freakyfurball: My teacher thought I had ADD in 1st grade
(21:34:19) freakyfurball: She had the right to believe so
(21:34:25) freakyfurball: But i disnt
(21:34:29) freakyfurball: *didn't
(21:34:51) freakyfurball: In second grade though I was the highest reading level in the school
(21:35:02) freakyfurball: With a junior highschool reading level
(21:35:33) freakyfurball: Mines now a college reading level
(21:35:43) freakyfurball: But they never test us so the fuck do I know
(21:35:59) freakyfurball: Guighs good book to read
(21:36:04) freakyfurball: The old man and the sea
(21:36:10) freakyfurball: I met the author
(21:36:16) freakyfurball: Or his son
(21:36:19) freakyfurball: I think
(21:36:25) freakyfurball: One of the two
(21:37:07) freakyfurball: I also became obsessed with this girl amanda in the 5th grade
(21:37:15) freakyfurball: That was a trail wreck
(21:37:20) freakyfurball: *train
(21:38:39) freakyfurball: I ended up reading all the narnia and twilight books just to impress that bitch
(21:38:56) freakyfurball: Wasted my fucking time with sparkling vampires
(21:39:19) freakyfurball: She beat me up...
(21:39:41) freakyfurball: I was obsessed with her
(21:39:57) freakyfurball: That and I called her a bitch
(21:40:04) freakyfurball: So she socked me in the nose
(21:40:17) freakyfurball: As she kept beating my face
(21:41:00) freakyfurball: CPU I'm telling stories of my childhood living in downtown Chicago
(21:42:15) freakyfurball: I stuck a marble up my nose once
(21:42:31) freakyfurball: Did it so many times the emergency room began to recognize me
(21:43:15) freakyfurball: Also I have an olsar and in the 2nd grade something happened to it
(21:43:18) Armadillo: :P
(21:43:24) freakyfurball: And I began screeching in the middle of class
(21:43:45) freakyfurball: I still have it
(21:43:52) freakyfurball: So I can't have milkshakes
(21:43:54) freakyfurball: Sucks
(21:44:04) freakyfurball: Or apple juice
(21:44:09) moot: u had one the other day..
(21:44:18) Armadillo: A WHAT?
(21:44:20) freakyfurball: *ulcer
(21:44:25) Armadillo: oh
(21:44:30) freakyfurball: When?