Zarel: PHOOPES YOUR MOM IS SO ATHLETIC SHE HAS BASE 101 SPEED

@Zacchaeus: i just told some girls that i moderate online as like a community service and they thought i was like the sweetest guy ever
@Zacchaeus: ive used simmods on a job application, why not use it for chicks

nazi walrus: help mormons stole my penis

Cute Little Latias: What is the best electric type?
SGCBarbierian: NIGGERS

+Feranfell: i'm the local slut

pistolpete: (Private to @Woodchuck) can u post about my ou tournament
@Woodchuck: (Private to pistolpete) uhhhh
pistolpete: (Private to @Woodchuck) because the chat is moderated
@Woodchuck: (Private to pistolpete) i don't plan on staying to oversee it and keep posting announcements
@Woodchuck: (Private to pistolpete) :/
@Woodchuck: (Private to pistolpete) you should pm a voice
@Woodchuck: (Private to pistolpete) someone with +
@Woodchuck: (Private to pistolpete) they are generally desperate to help people
+phoopes: User pistolpete is hosting an OU tournament. PM him to join.

+Aquaaa: Your balls have a certain texture that, from first glance, makes them appear to be soft, however upon further inspection you can clearly confirm that they are infact, very hairy and hard. 6.3/10

joshybear: my espeon has herpes
TheAlphaRanger: so is it a rash nature?

23:37	zfs	I'm Satan's much more evil cousin
23:37	zfs	but I only exist in a syncretic mix of Zen Buddhism and Sumerian Myth
23:38	zfs	and I created the world by splitting a giant pomegranate with my left elbow

23:26	GreatSage	.tell skybot hi
23:26	skybot	GreatSage: That person has too many things queued.
23:26	GreatSage	.tell greatsage hi
23:26	skybot	GreatSage: No.
23:26	imanalt|phone	lol
23:26	GreatSage	.tell skybot fuck you