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- Chapter 259: "An Away Family"
- Page 1.
- header: Accountability
- >I will now explain
- >As a collaboration, this special chapter of Katte ni Kaizo was published in SZS's normal spot in Shonen Magazine
- >But for people who've only ever read "Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei"
- >The joke will probably go right over their heads
- >It looks like we're not going to show it
- >Really?
- >Really
- Page 2.
- >Why won't Kodansha publish us
- >Even though they'll put a chapter of our manga in Magazine!?
- >Publish it! Don't cover up that it happened!
- >Sorry for causing trouble
- >Not at all
- >By the way, the chapter that ran in Magazine will be included in the Katte ni Kaizo fanbook
- >"Katte ni Kaizo: Kenkyu Shiyagare BOOK Complete Edition" on sale August 18th
- >My
- >How thoughtful
- >With that said
- >The chapter of SZS that ran in Shonen Sunday will start on the next page
- Page 3.
- >Have you all
- >Heard the rumors?
- >I hear he's pretty dangerous
- >This might get interesting
- >We'll see soon enough.
- Page 4.
- >I'm your new homeroom teacher
- >Itoshiki Nozomu
- >Any problems with that?
- >Z- Zetsubou...
- >Zetsubou Sensei
- >Zetsubou Teacher!
- Page 5.
- >Zee Tee Oh...
- >That's actually a period, not an O
- >Ah
- >I mean, that's a period!
- >Don't screw with me!
- >It's dead
- >He killed it
- >I just...
- >I just didn't want them to make fun of us!
- >I thought they would expect something badass from a Magazine manga!
- >Expectations aside...
- >Considering the similar manga that used to run in Sunday, people probably recognized us right away
- >This magazine is actually closer to home!
- Page 6.
- >Closer to home...?
- >An away game that's closer to home
- >Is only more painful!
- >Huh!?
- >What do you mean, exactly?
- >A normal away game is fine
- >But when it's an away game somewhere you first thought of as home, it's terrible!
- white arrow: Home
- black arrow: Away Fans
- >When the stands are full of Reds fans
- >Even though it's a home game for another team!
- >When you return to the program after recovering from an illness
- >And find that the cast has completely changed!
- >When you go to a maid cafe
- >And the maid turns out to be some normal girl with no interest in manga or anime!
- handwritten: You look like Mami
- handwritten: What? Who?
- Page 7.
- >In other words
- >Something like this
- >Ikkyu-san
- >When you return home after a long time...
- >And find your parents living happily with your little sister's new family
- >It just feels like you don't belong
- >An away game at home...
- >That's exactly right
- >A home where you don't belong
- >An away game at home is a painful thing!
- list:
- -Let's make our company's official language English!
- -When the design of your favorite porn site's homepage changes
- -Manga Koushien, for most manga artists
- -When you take your Macbook into the Apple Store for repairs and everyone else is there for their iPhone or iPad
- -When you go out for horumon and the restaurant is full of office ladies
- >That felt good
- >So we're doing it by the book after all?
- Page 8.
- >That's the spirit!
- >We should just do everything normally, like always
- >Just like always, everyone!
- >Yes, just like always!
- >Our normal selves!
- >No matter our oppenent
- >We'll play our very own soccer!
- >This isn't soccer, though
- >Now
- >Show us your normal self, Sensei!
- Sensei's book: Hustler
- >That's not how I normally am!
- >"Just like always" is impossible, anyway
- >Why is that?
- Page 9.
- >Because I can't say my normal catchphrase...
- >That I'm "in despair"
- >Ah...
- >I suppose it would be insensitive, given recent events
- >You were there?
- >Always
- >Couldn't you just...
- >Come up with a more postive catchphrase?
- >"I have hope!" or whatever sounds kind of silly...
- >But if I must...
- >Please expect great things!
- (Japanese: Go-Kitai Kudasai!)
- >What does that even mean!?
- >Right?
- >"Expect great things..."
- >Your words just moved me deeply
- Page 10.
- >Gokitai-Sensei!!
- >Wait a minute...
- >I was just trying it out
- >But this world is overflowing with people's expectations!
- >I think it's fine!
- >Doesn't "Gokitai-Sensei"
- >Sound like an H-manga, though?
- >Look! These people all have things expected of them too!
- >You're right. They've shouldered the fate of our entire country...
- >And now all of Japan watches expectantly
- >Expect great things!
- >That's what it was!?
- >All of Japan was expecting it
- >Children all over Japan are expecting certain things
- >From this magazine, as well
- Page 11.
- >Please look forward to
- >Hata-Sensei's next work!
- >That's... nice
- >It is, isn't it?
- >In next week's "Silver Spoon": A transfer student from a technical high school appears!!
- >Expect great things from his metalworking skills!!
- >How can we expect anything from a sudden twist like that!?
- >Expect great things from the cleavage in
- >"Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple!"
- >Expect great things from Maeda the Packet Monster's ¥70,000 data plan
- >In "Pokemon Re'BURST!"
- >Look forward to the appearance of the ultimate weapon "Pokiru"
- >In "MushiBugyo!"
- >Expect great things from this week's Shonen Sunday!
- list:
- -Look forward to the carrying out of the "Moonlight (Healthy Development of Youths) Act!"
- -Look forward to Conan's completely unnecessary laser eye surgery!
- -Look forward to Master Kangaroo's appearance in "BUYUDEN!"
- -Look forward to ¥10,000 donated to disaster relief for each of Kousuke's birdies in "KING GOLF!"
- -Look forward to "The World Only I Know!"
- -Expect great things from the new manga about exorcising ghosts by groping breasts!
- >Why are you purposely trying to make people hate us?
- >Reading all of those was quite the hassle, you know
- >We need to try and meet the expectations
- >Of our own young readers as well!
- Page 12.
- >A pedestrian Bridge
- >A mini-skirt
- >And a breeze...
- >With this, you can truly...
- >Expect great things!
- >This gag again!?
- >And anyway, doesn't "Gokitai-Sensei"
- >Really sound like an H-manga, now?
- >I think it's fine!
- >A little eroticism can be a symbol of Japan's hopes for the future!
- >For example, the major power shortages predicted for this summer
- >Might cause a lot of suffering in the office, but...
- >You can expect great things
- >From ultra-casually dressed office ladies!
- >Please stop trying to make "Gokitai-Sensei" sexual!
- >But we have to expect great things!
- Page 13.
- >Expect great things from
- >The Cabinet Secretary in a tanktop!
- >Who's expecting anything from that!?
- >We need to think about meeting all expectations, large or small
- >Aside from the way they dress
- >People are definitely going to be looking for other ways of keeping cool this summer
- >Like playing in a sprinkler?
- >That makes me think of Nukumizu Youichi suing for libel
- >The traditional way of keeping cool in Japan is
- >Telling scary stories, isn't it?
- >Let's all practice telling scary stories
- >So that we can be a huge hit this summer!
- >Scary stories...
- >Like that one about the ghost who counts plates every night?
- >I happen to know someone who's good at telling scary stories
- Page 14.
- >One microsievert...
- >Two microsieverts...
- >That's too scary of a story!
- >Micro means one millionth
- >It's not scary at all
- >Power outages can be positive things as well
- >New York City's 1977 blackout significantly increased its birth rate, after all
- >Ah
- >A blackout!
- >Locked in a dark room full of high school girls
- >Expect great things!
- >After all, when you say "locked room..."
- >We might have expected this from a Sunday manga.
- >I wonder if anyone will start serializing
- >"Gokitai-Sensei" now?
- Page 15.
- >I even had a special underling suit made for our Magazine debut!
- >You're the only one who can wear it in my stead
- >I'm counting on you
- >How can you expect me to wear something like that!?
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