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  1. Chapter 259: "An Away Family"
  2.  
  3.  
  4. Page 1.
  5.  
  6. header: Accountability
  7.  
  8. >I will now explain
  9.  
  10. >As a collaboration, this special chapter of Katte ni Kaizo was published in SZS's normal spot in Shonen Magazine
  11.  
  12. >But for people who've only ever read "Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei"
  13. >The joke will probably go right over their heads
  14.  
  15. >It looks like we're not going to show it
  16.  
  17. >Really?
  18.  
  19. >Really
  20.  
  21.  
  22. Page 2.
  23.  
  24. >Why won't Kodansha publish us
  25. >Even though they'll put a chapter of our manga in Magazine!?
  26.  
  27. >Publish it! Don't cover up that it happened!
  28.  
  29. >Sorry for causing trouble
  30.  
  31. >Not at all
  32.  
  33. >By the way, the chapter that ran in Magazine will be included in the Katte ni Kaizo fanbook
  34. >"Katte ni Kaizo: Kenkyu Shiyagare BOOK Complete Edition" on sale August 18th
  35.  
  36. >My
  37. >How thoughtful
  38.  
  39. >With that said
  40. >The chapter of SZS that ran in Shonen Sunday will start on the next page
  41.  
  42.  
  43. Page 3.
  44.  
  45. >Have you all
  46. >Heard the rumors?
  47.  
  48. >I hear he's pretty dangerous
  49.  
  50. >This might get interesting
  51.  
  52. >We'll see soon enough.
  53.  
  54.  
  55. Page 4.
  56.  
  57. >I'm your new homeroom teacher
  58. >Itoshiki Nozomu
  59.  
  60. >Any problems with that?
  61.  
  62. >Z- Zetsubou...
  63.  
  64. >Zetsubou Sensei
  65.  
  66. >Zetsubou Teacher!
  67.  
  68.  
  69. Page 5.
  70.  
  71. >Zee Tee Oh...
  72.  
  73. >That's actually a period, not an O
  74.  
  75. >Ah
  76.  
  77. >I mean, that's a period!
  78. >Don't screw with me!
  79.  
  80. >It's dead
  81.  
  82. >He killed it
  83.  
  84. >I just...
  85.  
  86. >I just didn't want them to make fun of us!
  87. >I thought they would expect something badass from a Magazine manga!
  88.  
  89. >Expectations aside...
  90. >Considering the similar manga that used to run in Sunday, people probably recognized us right away
  91.  
  92. >This magazine is actually closer to home!
  93.  
  94.  
  95. Page 6.
  96.  
  97. >Closer to home...?
  98. >An away game that's closer to home
  99. >Is only more painful!
  100.  
  101. >Huh!?
  102.  
  103. >What do you mean, exactly?
  104.  
  105. >A normal away game is fine
  106.  
  107. >But when it's an away game somewhere you first thought of as home, it's terrible!
  108.  
  109. white arrow: Home
  110. black arrow: Away Fans
  111.  
  112. >When the stands are full of Reds fans
  113. >Even though it's a home game for another team!
  114.  
  115. >When you return to the program after recovering from an illness
  116. >And find that the cast has completely changed!
  117.  
  118. >When you go to a maid cafe
  119. >And the maid turns out to be some normal girl with no interest in manga or anime!
  120.  
  121. handwritten: You look like Mami
  122. handwritten: What? Who?
  123.  
  124.  
  125. Page 7.
  126.  
  127. >In other words
  128. >Something like this
  129.  
  130. >Ikkyu-san
  131.  
  132. >When you return home after a long time...
  133.  
  134. >And find your parents living happily with your little sister's new family
  135. >It just feels like you don't belong
  136.  
  137. >An away game at home...
  138.  
  139. >That's exactly right
  140. >A home where you don't belong
  141.  
  142. >An away game at home is a painful thing!
  143.  
  144. list:
  145. -Let's make our company's official language English!
  146. -When the design of your favorite porn site's homepage changes
  147. -Manga Koushien, for most manga artists
  148. -When you take your Macbook into the Apple Store for repairs and everyone else is there for their iPhone or iPad
  149. -When you go out for horumon and the restaurant is full of office ladies
  150.  
  151. >That felt good
  152.  
  153. >So we're doing it by the book after all?
  154.  
  155.  
  156. Page 8.
  157.  
  158. >That's the spirit!
  159. >We should just do everything normally, like always
  160.  
  161. >Just like always, everyone!
  162.  
  163. >Yes, just like always!
  164.  
  165. >Our normal selves!
  166.  
  167. >No matter our oppenent
  168. >We'll play our very own soccer!
  169.  
  170. >This isn't soccer, though
  171.  
  172. >Now
  173. >Show us your normal self, Sensei!
  174.  
  175. Sensei's book: Hustler
  176.  
  177. >That's not how I normally am!
  178.  
  179. >"Just like always" is impossible, anyway
  180.  
  181. >Why is that?
  182.  
  183.  
  184. Page 9.
  185.  
  186. >Because I can't say my normal catchphrase...
  187. >That I'm "in despair"
  188.  
  189. >Ah...
  190.  
  191. >I suppose it would be insensitive, given recent events
  192.  
  193. >You were there?
  194.  
  195. >Always
  196.  
  197. >Couldn't you just...
  198. >Come up with a more postive catchphrase?
  199.  
  200. >"I have hope!" or whatever sounds kind of silly...
  201. >But if I must...
  202.  
  203. >Please expect great things!
  204. (Japanese: Go-Kitai Kudasai!)
  205.  
  206. >What does that even mean!?
  207.  
  208. >Right?
  209.  
  210. >"Expect great things..."
  211. >Your words just moved me deeply
  212.  
  213.  
  214. Page 10.
  215.  
  216. >Gokitai-Sensei!!
  217.  
  218. >Wait a minute...
  219. >I was just trying it out
  220.  
  221. >But this world is overflowing with people's expectations!
  222. >I think it's fine!
  223.  
  224. >Doesn't "Gokitai-Sensei"
  225. >Sound like an H-manga, though?
  226.  
  227. >Look! These people all have things expected of them too!
  228.  
  229. >You're right. They've shouldered the fate of our entire country...
  230. >And now all of Japan watches expectantly
  231.  
  232. >Expect great things!
  233.  
  234. >That's what it was!?
  235.  
  236. >All of Japan was expecting it
  237.  
  238. >Children all over Japan are expecting certain things
  239. >From this magazine, as well
  240.  
  241.  
  242. Page 11.
  243.  
  244. >Please look forward to
  245. >Hata-Sensei's next work!
  246.  
  247. >That's... nice
  248.  
  249. >It is, isn't it?
  250.  
  251. >In next week's "Silver Spoon": A transfer student from a technical high school appears!!
  252. >Expect great things from his metalworking skills!!
  253.  
  254. >How can we expect anything from a sudden twist like that!?
  255.  
  256. >Expect great things from the cleavage in
  257. >"Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple!"
  258.  
  259. >Expect great things from Maeda the Packet Monster's ¥70,000 data plan
  260. >In "Pokemon Re'BURST!"
  261.  
  262. >Look forward to the appearance of the ultimate weapon "Pokiru"
  263. >In "MushiBugyo!"
  264.  
  265. >Expect great things from this week's Shonen Sunday!
  266.  
  267. list:
  268. -Look forward to the carrying out of the "Moonlight (Healthy Development of Youths) Act!"
  269. -Look forward to Conan's completely unnecessary laser eye surgery!
  270. -Look forward to Master Kangaroo's appearance in "BUYUDEN!"
  271. -Look forward to ¥10,000 donated to disaster relief for each of Kousuke's birdies in "KING GOLF!"
  272. -Look forward to "The World Only I Know!"
  273. -Expect great things from the new manga about exorcising ghosts by groping breasts!
  274.  
  275. >Why are you purposely trying to make people hate us?
  276.  
  277. >Reading all of those was quite the hassle, you know
  278.  
  279. >We need to try and meet the expectations
  280. >Of our own young readers as well!
  281.  
  282.  
  283. Page 12.
  284.  
  285. >A pedestrian Bridge
  286. >A mini-skirt
  287.  
  288. >And a breeze...
  289. >With this, you can truly...
  290.  
  291. >Expect great things!
  292.  
  293. >This gag again!?
  294.  
  295. >And anyway, doesn't "Gokitai-Sensei"
  296. >Really sound like an H-manga, now?
  297.  
  298. >I think it's fine!
  299. >A little eroticism can be a symbol of Japan's hopes for the future!
  300.  
  301. >For example, the major power shortages predicted for this summer
  302. >Might cause a lot of suffering in the office, but...
  303.  
  304. >You can expect great things
  305. >From ultra-casually dressed office ladies!
  306.  
  307. >Please stop trying to make "Gokitai-Sensei" sexual!
  308.  
  309. >But we have to expect great things!
  310.  
  311.  
  312. Page 13.
  313.  
  314. >Expect great things from
  315. >The Cabinet Secretary in a tanktop!
  316.  
  317. >Who's expecting anything from that!?
  318.  
  319. >We need to think about meeting all expectations, large or small
  320.  
  321. >Aside from the way they dress
  322. >People are definitely going to be looking for other ways of keeping cool this summer
  323.  
  324. >Like playing in a sprinkler?
  325.  
  326. >That makes me think of Nukumizu Youichi suing for libel
  327.  
  328. >The traditional way of keeping cool in Japan is
  329. >Telling scary stories, isn't it?
  330.  
  331. >Let's all practice telling scary stories
  332. >So that we can be a huge hit this summer!
  333.  
  334. >Scary stories...
  335. >Like that one about the ghost who counts plates every night?
  336.  
  337. >I happen to know someone who's good at telling scary stories
  338.  
  339.  
  340. Page 14.
  341.  
  342. >One microsievert...
  343. >Two microsieverts...
  344.  
  345. >That's too scary of a story!
  346.  
  347. >Micro means one millionth
  348. >It's not scary at all
  349.  
  350. >Power outages can be positive things as well
  351. >New York City's 1977 blackout significantly increased its birth rate, after all
  352.  
  353. >Ah
  354. >A blackout!
  355.  
  356. >Locked in a dark room full of high school girls
  357. >Expect great things!
  358.  
  359. >After all, when you say "locked room..."
  360.  
  361. >We might have expected this from a Sunday manga.
  362.  
  363. >I wonder if anyone will start serializing
  364. >"Gokitai-Sensei" now?
  365.  
  366.  
  367. Page 15.
  368.  
  369. >I even had a special underling suit made for our Magazine debut!
  370.  
  371. >You're the only one who can wear it in my stead
  372. >I'm counting on you
  373.  
  374. >How can you expect me to wear something like that!?
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