RIYB Custom Events

~~~FATAL~~~
-Cornucopia-
(Player1) bashes (Player2)'s head in with a chair, killing (him/her2).
(Player1) throws a garbage can lid at (Player2). I cuts (his/her2) neck and they bleed to death.


-Day-
(Player1) attempts to execute (Player2), but botches and kills (himself/herself1) instead.
(Player1) hits the Styles Clash on (Player2), breaking (his/her2) neck.
(Player1) FU's (Player2) onto smooth stones, killing (him/her2).
(Player1) kills (Player2) with a jacknife powerbomb. (Player3) booked (himself/herself3) to be pleased.
(Player1) and (Player2) fight. (Player2) keeps no-selling so (Player1) shoot kills (him/her2).


-Night-
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) hoist (Player4) up and kill (him/her4) with a triple powerbomb onto a rock.
(Player1) buries (Player2) alive.
(Player1) dies of elevated liver enzymes.
High Goddess Becky Lynch strikes down (Player1) in (his/her1) sleep.
(Player1) sacrifices (Player2) to (his/her1) master.
(Player1) forces (Player2) to kill (Player3) or (Player4). (Player2) refuses and kills (Player1) instead.
(Player1) strangles (Player2). (Player2)'s last words are "(Player3) will avenge me".

-Feast-
(Player1) drinks beer, raises hell and opens a can of whoop ass on (Player2), killing (him/her2).

~~~NON-FATAL~~~

-Cornucpia-
(Player1) cuts a 30-minute long promo from atop the cornucopia.
(Player1) tears (his/her1) quad while running away from the Cornucopia.
(Player1) grabs a barbed wire baseball bat.
(Player1) opens a supply cache but finds only a portrait of Scott Hall.
(Player1) talks shit about (Player2) on their twitter.
(Player1) and (Player2) stare off as Limp Bizkit's "My way" plays.

-Day-
(Player1) shits in (Player2)'s bag.
(Player1) recieves a bicycle.
(Player1) receives a shovel from an unknown sponsor.
(Player1) and (Player2) rehearse their moves on each other.
(Player1) and (Player2) are thrown in a tag team.
(Player1) is suddenly feeling the power of positivity, and manages to get (Player2) and (Player3) to clap along!


-Night-
(Player1) gives (Player2) some "physical enhancers".
(Player1) molests (Player2) in the shower.
(Player1) prays to the High Goddess Becky Lynch, and (his/her1) prayers are answered.
(Player1) gets cold, so (he/she) makes fun of the local sports team for some cheap heat.
(Player1) locks (Player2) in the enclosed pool area for the night.
(Player1) walks around naked all night.
(Player1) does (Player2) an egg.
(Player1) sees (Player2) in a mirror, but when (he/she) turns around, they're gone.
(Player1) and (Player2) have a dance off. (Player3) judges (Player2) to be the winner.


-Feast-
(Player1) shitposts on /wooo/ all day.
(Player1) decides to go to the Japanese Feast instead.
(Player1) is distracted by backstage politics.
(Player1) finds some alcohol, and is drunk for the rest of the day.
(Player1) finds a juicy snackpine. Awesome taste.
~~~ARENA EVENTS~~~
-OH MY GOD! IT'S THE ORIGINAL GANGSTA NEW JACK!!!-
Surviving Scenario: (Player1) narrowly escapes a stabbing from New Jack.
1 - New Jack stabs (Player1).
2 - (Player1) lays out (Player2) on a table as New Jack jumps off the balcony.
3 - New Jack cuts a deep wound into (Player1)'s forehead, causing (him/her1) to bleed out.
4 - (Player1) and (Player2) try to gang up on New Jack. It fails and he kills them both.
5 - (Player1) pushes (Player2) to the ground and runs away. New Jack slices (Player2) to bits.

-BAW GAWD, THEY'RE CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF THE CELL!-
Survival Scenario: (Player1) CLIMBS DOWN THE CELL WHILE NO ONE IS LOOKING, FLEEING THE FIGHT LIKE A SCALDED DOG!
1 - (Player1) THROWS (Player2) OFF THE TOP OF THE CELL WITH NOTHING TO BREAK THEIR FALL BELOW. AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS, (he/she2) IS BROKEN IN HALF!
2 - (Player1) CHOKESLAMS (Player2) OFF THE CELL!
3 - (Player1) AND (Player2) ARE FIGHTING NEAR THE EDGE OF THE STRUCTURE AND-BAW GAWD THEY'VE BOTH FALLEN ONTO THE ROCKS BELOW! THOSE TRIBUTES HAD A FAMILY!
4 - A SECTION OF THE CELL BREAKS BENEATH (Player1), CAUSING (him/her1) TO FALL ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE BELOW AND DIE. THIS IS NOT PART OF THE ENTERTAINMENT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
5 - (Player1) SLIPS WHILE TRYING TO CLIMB DOWN AND LANDS HEAD FIRST! HOW DO YOU LEARN TO FALL OF A 20 FT CAGE?!

-A steel cage descends around the cornucopia.-
Surviving scenario: (Player1) safely escapes over the top of the top of the cage.
1 - (Player1) gets impaled by a cage spike while trying to escape before the cage lands.
2 - (Player1) tries to do a cage moonsault to (Player2), but (he/she1) misses and breaks (his/her1) neck.
3 - (Player1) and (Player2) fight on top of the cage. (Player3) climbs up and pushes (Player1) and (Player2) off the cage, killing them.
4 - (Player1) slams the cage door onto (Player2)'s head, bashing (his/her2) brains in.
5 - (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) prevent (Player4) from escaping the cage, tying (him/her4) to the cage and leaving (him/her4) there to die.

-A rabid crowd of fans form around the cornucopia.-
Surviving Scenario: (Player1) complements the crowd's sports teams, gaining their favor and surviving.
1 - The crowd, unimpressed with (Player1), crush (him/her1) under a bombardment of steel chairs and garbage.
2 - (Player1) attempts to escape through the crowd, but is trampled during a piss break and dies.
3 - (Player1) is goaded on by the crowd to kill (Player2). (Player1) is unable to resist the crowd and beats (Player2) to death.
4 - (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) manage to get over with the crowd together. (Player1), seeking all the glory for (himself/herself1), repeatedly strikes (Player2) and (Player3) with a steel chair until they both die.
5 - (Player1) is unable to handle the heckling of the crowd and commits suicide.

-Mattpocalypse!
Survival: (Player1) finds and sacrifices some grapes to appease the gods.
1 - (Player1) slaps a tornado towards (Player2), killing (him/her2).
2 - (Player1) Attempts to dry up the sea, but drowns instead.
3 - (Player1) lives for the moment, but dies soon after.
4 - There ain't no living for (Player1).
5 - Matt fact: (Player1) has left this mortal coil!

-Wrestler's Court
Survival: (Player1) is found not guilty, and survives.
1 - (Player1) attempts to bribe the judge, but fails and is killed.
2 - (Player1) appeases the judge by killing (Player2).
3 - (Player1) has (Player2) as a defense attorney, which fails miserably. The judge kills them both.
4 - (Player1) has (Player2) as a defense attorney, but (Player2) kills (Player1) in order to survive.
5 - (Player1) is found guilty of not saying hello to (Player2) backstage. The judge allows (Player2) to kill (Player1).

- The "Who Can Lift Big Show" Contest has begun!!
Survival: (Player1) wants no part in the contest and runs away, surviving.
-(Player1) attempts to lift the Big Show only to have it countered into a neck-breaking tornado DDT.
-(Player1) fails to lift the Big Show and is moved over.
-(Player1) successfully lifts Big Show, but is killed for exposing the business.
-(Player1) lifts the Big Show, but the CGI fails and crushes (him/her1) under Show's weight.
-(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) attempt to lift Big Show, only to have their heads KO punched off.

- The contestants are told they must impress Vince McMahon or die.
Survival: (Player1) flexes for Vince. "I SEE MON-NEIGH!". (Player1) survives.
- (Player1) flexes for Vince. "You call that flexin' pal?". A cannonball hits (Player1) in the chest.
- (Player1) pitches their character to Vince. Vince cringes and kills (him/her1) with a frag grenade.
- Vince suspects (Player1) is Asian. A red light flashes "AUTOMATIC FAIL" and they're electrocuted.
- Vince thinks (Player1) was in WCW. (He/She1) is tossed into an open grave and buried.
- Vince heard that the crowd is cheering for (Player1) without his permission, so he has (Player1) killed.