analysis of Dutch political parties

Forum voor Democratie   (FvD)
Leader: Thierry Baudet
Position: right, Democratic Nationalists
EU: Against

FvD is a new very promising party. It's led by Thierry Baudet, who has a PHD in Law and a BA in both History and Law.
He spearheaded the investigation into Euro currency and Ukraine referendum. He has written several important books, most notably "the attack on the nationstate" which analyses the federalization of Europe and "Oikophobie" which is fear of the house, or fear of your own culture. His goal is to have a new European Renaissance and he worked extensively with Roger Scruton (made the documentary "why beauty matters" about demoralization of postmodernism).

The #2 in FvD is the most respected and visible open PVV supporter, Theo Hiddema, a lawyer. An older guy who has lost his wife and doesn't like politics but feels the need out of "landsbelang", basically patriotism. In an interview he was asked why he didn't represent Geert Wilders in his court case, Hiddema said that he wasn't approached by Wilders and that Hiddema never approaches people himself. Theo made veiled reference that it's probably because he isn't jewish like Moszkowicz and Wilders.

Partij voor de Vrijheid  (PVV)
Leader: Geert Wilders
Position: right in regards to immigration and EU, left in economics, Nationalism
EU: Against

Long was the favorite party of /pol/. There are some who are questioning whether the indojewish Geert Wilders is Controlled Opposition, particularly since he squandered a huge lead by not going to nearly any of the debates. You should not need introduction though, he is well known internationally for his stance against Islam, EU and globalism. He is seen by many as a strategic vote for the biggest right party.
There some further concerns because his #4 Gidi Markuszower leaked secrets to Mossad, the Israeli Intelligence.
Notable also is Martin Bosma, #6 who writes a lot of speeches for Geert and is generally considered very positively by /pol/
Regardless, PVV will get a large number of seats and likely still among the biggest parties.

VoorNederland  (VNL)
Leader: Jan Roos
Position: right, Classical Liberal
EU: Against

Dutch Libertarians, basically the Pauls of the Netherlands. Very new party, started by two members of parliament that left the PVV due to differences in economic policy. Is currently led by a flamboyant former journalist.

Staatkundig Gereformeerde Partij  (SGP)
Leader: Kees van der Staaij
Position: far-right, Fundamentalist Christian Conservatives
EU: Don't care

Straight up theocrats. They are against feminism, women's rights, gay marriage, abortion and euthanasia and love the family unit. Unfortunately, most of the Dutch people are very socially liberal, which is why as one of the oldest parties, they have never gotten more than 3 seats in parliament.


50PLUS (50+)
Leader: Henk Krol
Position: centrist
EU: Don't care

Literally a party of old people looking out for old people. Relatively new party, made in response to the proposed changes in pensions recently. Since they're a single issue party that PVV agrees with, they can be used in a coalition.


ChristenUnie  (CU)
Leader: Gert-Jan Segers
Position: centre-left, Social Christians
EU: For

Christcucks, nothing like their older brother the SGP. Always a very small party. Because they're somewhat centrist, it's potentially possible to work with them within a coalition. They want strong European diplomacy, but they don't want a European superstate. They want religious freedoms, but they're not that harsh against the PVV.


Volkspartij voor Vrijheid en Democratie  (VVD)
Leader: Mark Rutte (PRIME MINISTER)
Position: centre-right, Conservative Liberals
EU: For

THE DUTCH CUCKSERVATIVES. Currently in charge, these fuckers are selling us to the EU with a big fat smile on their face. They will say anything to get elected and have absolutely no principles. They have done nothing they said they would in the past 7 years they've been in charge. Primary target for the guillotines on the Day of the Rope.


Democraten 66  (D66)
Leader: Alexander Pechtold
Position: Socially left, Economically right
EU: For

This party started in 1966 as a populist movement for more democracy. Now it has changed entirely into a elitist pro-EU party. Ideologically inconsistent, members and supporters of this party have only one thing in common: complete and utter disdain for the Dutch peoples. Probably the most Pro EU party of all.


Christen-Democratisch Appèl  (CDA)
Leader: Sybrand Buma
Position: centre-right, Christian Democrats
EU: For

Another Dutch version of the cuckservatives, the CDA were the biggest party for several cabinets up until 7 years ago, when they lost that position to the VVD. Can't be trusted. This year they are moving farther right, but it's a sham. They claim more anti-islam and more stringent borders, but they won't actually do it.


Partij van de Arbeid  (PvdA)
Leader: Lodewijk Asscher (?)
Position: centre-left, Social Democrats
EU: For

Dutch Labour Party. Historically the party that ruled the most in the Netherlands, now slated to be one of the smallest parties after they sold out hard in the last election. Are a bunch of cucks that think Ahmed and Mehmet need their welfare paid for from the taxes of succesful Dutch businesses. They also are losing most of their immigrant vote to DENK.


Socialistische Partij  (SP)
Leader: Emile Roemer
Position: Left, Socialism
EU: Against(?)

Literal socialists. What more to say? At least they seem to dislike the EU.


GroenLinks  (GL)
Leader: Jesse Klaver (Yasser Feras)
Position: Left, Environmentalism
EU: For

Literally hippies, the green party of the Netherlands. Currently led by a guy who is being compared to Justin Trudeau and has called himself "the Obama of the Netherlands". The leader Jesse Klaver was originally called Yasser Feras, and he's half moroccan. His dad left his mother and he never knew his dad. He kinda looks like Trudeau. Absolutely retarded party.


Partij voor de Dieren  (PvdD)
Leader: Marianne Thieme
Position: Left, Animal Rights
EU: For

Basically GroenLinks, but for women that ride horses (if you know what I mean). They think that every single issue from energy policy to healthcare will have an effect on animals that needs to be considered. Completely retarded.


DENK
Leader: Tunahun Kuzu
Position: Left, multiculturalism
EU: For, I assume

Started by 2 Turkish former Labour politicians. They're basically trying to claim that the Netherlands is racist and we need more immigrants. Anti-democratic imams are mobilising their islamic base to vote for DENK and Dutch media is giving them a lot of platform. These guys should be deported ASAP.