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var url = require('url'),
    http = require('http');

http.createServer(function(req, res) {
  var key = url.parse(req.url).pathname.split('/')[1];
  if (key == 'org') {
    serve_301(res, "http://this-rad-site.com")
  } else {
    serve_301(res, "http://my-fucking-site.com")
  }
}).listen(1337, "127.0.0.1");

function serve_301(response, location) {
  response.writeHead(301, {'Location': location});
  response.end();
}