the madness of mayeta

Maye: EHEHEH Time for the next /victim/ candidate! *runs off in Grotto's direction cackling*
Taylor: *mumbles* oh god no this can't bee good
Grotto: ??
Maye: *dashes behind Grotto, messes with his hair and sniffs him* Hmm.
Grotto: wtf
Maye: *pulls him into a hug* Yes!! This one's a keeper!
Grotto: *shoves away* WOMAN Don't touch me,.
Maye: I already diiiid~ *winks*
Grotto: ...
Maye: andthatmeansyou'remine/forever/EvenifyourunIwillfindyouandyou'llstillbe/mine/I'lldowhateverIwantlikelickyouinyoursleepanddrinkyourbathwaterand-
Maye: unless you're already dating someone that would be creepy~
Grotto: *stare*
Maye: Y'know, like that cutie over there! *points at rock*
Taylor: over where
Maye: *points towards taylors voice* OR over there!
Taylor: oh *the rocks heart is broken*
Grotto: You're really messed up lady
Maye: Aw, who am I kidding, we're SOUMATES You're probably too much of a loser to date him anyway
Grotto: Nope. I'm leaving. *walks off*
Maye: Me too! *stalks behind proto*
Grotto: *flicks off*
Maye: *like right behind him* So where we going?
Grotto: *turns and glares* What do you mean "we?"
Grotto: You're not coming with me.
Grotto: I haven't killed anyone in a long time, but I still can so I suggest you leave now. *shadowy stuff forms in hand*
Maye: Oh I'm scared. *grinning idiotically* hehe
Maye: I bet I /look/ terrified.
Maye: now how about you go on a date with my friend and I never /look/ at you again? *whispers* Sounds fair to me.
Grotto: *considers*
Grotto: *sigh and facepalm* Fine. Whatever it takes to get rid of you.
Grotto: Who is this "friend?"
Maye: I pointed him out earlier.
Taylor: *the rock doki kawaii sparkles: m..me?*
Maye: the dork with the beard drawn on his face with sharpie
Taylor: *rock's heart shatters into peices and they revert back to their emo phase*
Maye: *enthusiastically re-points out taylor*  OVER THERE
Taylor: *how could this happen to me by simple plan plays in the background"
Grotto: ((pfft that rock))
Grotto: ...wait
Maye: i think
Grotto: *blush and freaks out* I have to go out with a guy
Grotto: *collapses at mayes feet* please tell me there's another way to get rid of you...
Maye: lol nope
Maye: Taaaaaaaylor say hi to your date! *grabs and throws at grotto*
Taylor: eek *dragged and thrown*
Grotto: *doesnt move*
Taylor: *sits up and backs away blushing*  i am so sorry
Grotto: ...
Taylor: *scoots closer for awkward whispering time*
Grotto: *lifts head up but looks freaked out*
Taylor: i dont know why shes always doing this just play along for a while
Taylor: and uhm
Taylor: i mean it doesn even have to be a date we could just be two bros hanging out she cant tell the difference
Maye: Now kiss!
Grotto: *extreme blush*
Taylor: uhm *blushu blushu doki*
Taylor: *kisses own hand and hopes the sound tricks maye*
Maye: eee *squeal*
Taylor: yeah she has no idea what were doing
Grotto: ...Alright, so shes rather stupid.
Maye: *its cute how they think i cant hear them*
Taylor: shes also kind of
Maye: *trips over rock*
Taylor: blind
Taylor: i wasnt going to point it out but its obvious sometimes
Grotto: *stands up self importantly* Anyways, looks like I have no choice but to do as you suggested and "play along" but we'll simply pretend to be dating, and only because I want to get rid of that woman.
Grotto: So no kissing or any actual physical contact. We'll just be "bros" or whatever, I'm not very familiar with this society's slang.
Maye: lmao))
Maye: *picks up rock* you come with me
Grotto: Understand?
Maye: *they think they're safe not but imma make em kiss by the end of the day*
Taylor: i hear you uh bro
Taylor: this isnt going to be awkward at all
Taylor: what should we do then in a completely platonic sense of course
Taylor: also she didnt tell me your name.. or bother to ask...
Grotto: My name is Grotto.
Grotto: And from what I understand that strange female said yours was Taylor.
Grotto: *starts walking off in random direction*
Taylor: *follows awkwardly*
Grotto: And I don't know, I never planed any of this. You decide where we go.
Taylor: right uh well i was going to the woods before she dragged us into this
Maye: *sign in front of woods: point of no fucking return you will die here*
Taylor: that sound good
Taylor: if not we can go to s coffee shop or something
Grotto: No forest please. I hate animals, they get on my nerves. And I don't like coffee. Or going to public places unless I absolutely have to. At last thing I need is for people to see us together. Can you think of a better place please?
Taylor: *not like im with animals 90% of the time or anything why this im cry*
Taylor: aha right bro
Taylor: no problem
Taylor: i dont like coffee much either so uh
Grotto: *waiting*
Taylor: we could go to my place but theres a lot of animals there and my dad or the movies since no one could see us in a dark room but there would still be people there so
Grotto: Those are horrible ideas. Nope.
Grotto: *double pistols, starts backing away* Aaaand since it seems like we have no place to go, I'll be leaving. Adios.
Taylor: ok yeah bye
Maye: *scoots in an grabs grottos from behind* donde esta con maye?
Grotto: ((i read that as grabs grottos' behind omg))
Maye: *retcon: dat booty touch*
Grotto: fuck
Taylor: look maye leave the guy alone
Maye: No way he's got good vibes.
Taylor: also never attempt to speak spanish again
Maye: And fluffy hair! *floofs hair*
Grotto: no
Taylor: seriously could we not
Maye: You'll thank me later, trust me.
Maye: *to grotto* Hey how about take him to /your/ house, that's ~private~ enough aint it?
Grotto: Fine. His place it is *push that woman away*
Maye: *wonk*
Grotto: Just don't touch my hair. Please
Maye: but its so fluffy
Grotto: Why do you all hate me
Maye: someone told me to *pets rock*
Taylor: ...
Taylor: hey he doesnt know where my house is
Taylor: so uhm
Maye: *throws rock* Get walking

*and then the rest of the rp was a forced date between taylor and grotto and his house full of animals that did not go well at all *