trolls

Weedie: How are you?
Weedie: Were you enjoying my bans?
Weedie: Sorry. Ran out of ideas.
M. Controversy: They are funny
Weedie: So
Weedie: Why don't we sit down
M. Controversy: thx
Weedie: and talk about our feelings?
M. Controversy: Sooooo
Weedie: what size flippers do you wear?
M. Controversy: What's it like having 2 dads?
M. Controversy: ...Hello?
Weedie: Eh. The first one died when I was a kid so my mother found a second one a few years later after he died. feels normal actually.
Weedie: How about you?
M. Controversy: well I love God and my other dad is kind
Weedie: Does that make your first dad mean?
Weedie: Does he slap your penis with a belt?
M. Controversy: No
M. Controversy: God is NOT MEAN!
Weedie: And does that mean God adopted you?
Weedie: Well if God isn't mean, who is mean?
Weedie: Since one dad of yours is nice
M. Controversy: ...you...
Weedie: That makes the other one mean doesn't it?
M. Controversy: *sniffel*
Weedie: That's what I read from Gustav's Encyclopedia when I was 3
M. Controversy: ?
Weedie: But I don't really remember since I couldn't read and the book was upside down
M. Controversy: Chicken?
Weedie: SHIT
Weedie: DON'T TELL ME
Weedie: YOU LIKE CHICKEN
M. Controversy: YUS!
Weedie: fuck you then
Weedie: rival
Weedie: I hate rivals
M. Controversy: Shall we battle?
Weedie: Yeah
Weedie: Chicken battle
Weedie: Already been at Kenya
Weedie: Made Kony my bitch
Weedie: Ate Chicken
Weedie: Only came back because I deprived it of chicken
Weedie: While you were in your mothers womb eating chicken
Weedie: Because it IS chicken
Weedie: or is it
Weedie: well
Weedie: if I would still go to school 'n' stuff
M. Controversy: Like you... never mind
Weedie: my biology teacher would fuck my day up for this statement
Weedie: but
Weedie: not sure
Weedie: he was nice
Weedie: not really
Weedie: though
M. Controversy: D
Weedie: i don't really remember those days
Weedie: D
Weedie: you want the D?
Weedie: I can give you the D
Weedie: A lot of people can give you the D
Weedie: Which D do you prefer?
Weedie: The long one or short one?
Weedie: Maybe the curved one?
M. Controversy: Your Asian?