s4smlp script

Season: 1
Episode: 1
Title: PORTAL TO EQUESTRIA

Transcript:


<opening scene: wrench twisting a bolt on a metallic structure. The structure makes a low humming sound. Zoom out, see /mlp/-tan operating the wrench>

[s4s]-tan (offscreen): And when you protected us, you went away but so did Anon! It was so weird!

/mlp/-tan: Well, that's because I realized that we are one of the same. So, when I died, I took him with me.

<zoom out to whole room. [s4s]-tan is sitting on /mlp/-tan's bed. The room looks like utter trash. /mlp/-tan finishes with the wrench and drops it on the floor>

/mlp/-tan: That should hold it together. It just needs the ingredients.

</mlp/-tan goes to her dresser>

[s4s]-tan: What happened to Anon?

</mlp/-tan opens one of the drawers up and loads some jars into her arms>

/mlp/-tan: I let him go to Equestria. I felt that it was his rightful place.

[s4s]-tan: But why are you going? You said you didn't want to go.

/mlp/-tan: I changed my mind. There's no way I'm missing an opportunity to go to the place I've always wanted to go to.

</mlp/-tan places the jars down on the dresser and unscrews the one with the rainbow stockings in them. She opens a lid on the portal structure, which is part of a protruding cubic shaped piece>

[s4s]-tan: So, now you're gonna go to Equestria?

/mlp/-tan: That's the plan, kiddo.

[s4s]-tan: What about me?

</mlp/-tan stuffs the socks into the portable compartment and unscrews the lid on the jar of Chemical X>

/mlp/-tan: Well... you've got other friends, don't you?

[s4s]-tan: Yeah, but I like you the most.

/mlp/-tan: Really?

[s4s]-tan: You're funny and stuff!

</mlp/-tan pours the Chemical X into the compartment. [s4s]-tan gets up off of the bed and walks to /mlp/-tan>

/mlp/-tan: I appreciate that, but I think you should stay here.

[s4s]-tan: You'll come visit me, right?

</mlp/-tan unscrews the lid on the third jar, which is full of demonic horse cum>

/mlp/-tan: I don't know, the portal might be one-way only.

[s4s]-tan: Oh...

</mlp/-tan pours the cum into the compartment and starts unscrewing the lid on the final jar, which contains her demon baby miscarriage: The Essence of Loss>

[s4s]-tan: Can I come with you?

/mlp/-tan: No, you need to stay.

<[s4s]-tan hugs /mlp/-tan around the waist>

[s4s]-tan: But I wanna go to pony land with you! It's full of cute ponies and friendship! I'll fit right in!

</mlp/-tan pours the Essence of Loss into the compartment and shuts the lid>

/mlp/-tan: Look, I know you like me and want to go with me, but this is a journey only I can take.

<[s4s]-tan lets go of /mlp/-tan and looks down. /mlp/-tan presses a button on the portal structure. Churning sounds are coming out from the compartment>

[s4s]-tan (offscreen): /mlp/...

/mlp/-tan: Yes, what-

</mlp/-tan turns around. [s4s]-tan has the pouty, sad eyed looks on her face, almost perfectly resembling Apple Bloom from the first episode of MLP>

/mlp/-tan: Oh, Celestia, don't do that.

[s4s]-tan (tomboyish accent): Aren't ya gonna take me to Equestria?

/mlp/-tan: Come on, [s4s], don't do this to me, please.

[s4s]-tan (tomboyish accent): Pleeeeaaaase?

</mlp/-tan is physically struggling to resist saying yes. She gives in>

/mlp/-tan: Alright, alright! You can come to Equestria, okay? Just take that look off of your face!

[s4s]-tan: Yay! Time for ponies!

<[s4s]-tan hugs /mlp/-tan around the waist again>

/mlp/-tan: Heh, you're cute. Guess you've paid attention to the show.

[s4s]-tan: I like it. Ponka Pops is my favorite!

<a blinding purple light falls on the two. They both shield their eyes. /mlp/-tan opens them enough to see what is going on. The portal is now working perfectly, a purple swirl enticing the two to walk through it. The light dims down, allowing the two to open their eyes fully>

/mlp/-tan: Well, you ready?

[s4s]-tan: Yep!

/mlp/-tan: There might be no going back. Do you want to do it?

[s4s]-tan: One hundred percent! Nice dubs, checked!

</mlp/-tan and [s4s]-tan hold hands and walk into the portal. A blinding white light fades the screen and transitions to the theme song>


Singers: My little 4chan, my little 4chan...

Choir: Ahhhhhhhhhh~

Singers: My little 4chan...

Singer: I used to wonder what 4chan could be...

Choir: My little 4chan...

Singer: Until two dank boards became ponies!

/mlp/-tan: Fucking horses...

[s4s]-tan: Tons of kek!

/mlp/-tan: A giant horsecock...

[s4s]-tan: Cute horsie breasts!

/mlp/-tan: >raping Twilight, it's an easy feat!

[s4s]-tan: And doubles makes it all complete!

Singer: You have...

Choir: My little 4chan...

[s4s]-tan and /mlp/-tan together: Do you know that both of us are best friiiiieeeeeeeeeeends?


<scene: wide shot of Equestria. It transitions into a high shot of two ponies lying on their sides in a grassy field on the outskirts of Equestria. Eye level shot on the faded purple mare with slightly darker hair, a fedora, glasses, a Derpy Hooves cutie mark and a horn. Her eyes flutter open>

/mlp/-tan: Woah, that was crazy.

<she looks at her hooves, expecting to see hands>

/mlp/-tan: Wait, hooves?

<she looks at the rest of her body and feels her horn>

/mlp/-tan: I- I'm a pony? Holy crap! I'm a unicorn!

<she looks at her underside>

/mlp/-tan: Damn, no horsecock.

<[s4s]-tan, now a saturated purple Earth filly with brown hair in pigtails and her Top Lel cap, as well as a :^) cutie mark, stirs and bounds up>

[s4s]-tan: Woooow! That was cool!

<she looks at her hooves>

[s4s]-tan: Hey, I'm a little pony now! Awesome!

<she sees /mlp/-tan>

[s4s]-tan: /mlp/! You're a pony too!

/mlp/-tan (excited): I know, I didn't actually expect this! Check it out, I've got a real horn!

[s4s]-tan: Not a fake horn? Ebin! Do some magic!

</mlp/-tan focuses on her horn. Some sparkles fizzle out of the tip, much to [s4s]-tan's excitement>

/mlp/-tan: Well, that's to be expected.

<[s4s]-tan looks over her body and frowns>

[s4s]-tan: Awww, I didn't get any cool stuff.

/mlp/-tan: You've got me.

[s4s]-tan (blowing a raspberry): You're always cool. Now what do we do?

/mlp/-tan: Guess we better head to Equestria. Hop on my back.

</mlp/-tan bends her back legs and angles her back. [s4s]-tan climbs onto her back and hugs her around the neck. /mlp/-tan begins walking towards the town>



<scene: streets of Equestria. Many ponies are out in the open. /mlp/-tan, on [s4s]-tan's back, is walking through the street>

/mlp/-tan (pointing with her hoof): See, over there is Sugarcube Corner. That's where ponies buy lots of treats from Pinkie Pie.

[s4s]-tan: Woah, it looks like a gingerbread house! I bet it's nummy! <realization> Hey, did you say Poogle Pins?

/mlp/-tan: I did, why?

[s4s]-tan: Oh my kekkies, isn't she the nice pony who throws a-

<speak of the devil. Pinkie Pie bounds through the street towards the pair. She skids to a halt and sees the two. Gasping, she bounds up and zooms into Sugarcube Corner>

[s4s]-tan: ...party when she sees new ponies?

/mlp/-tan: You bet she does.