breastphyxiation is a real health risk

Breastphyxiation, doctor said, upon seeing the man
"A tragic case, yet surely better," so the Doc began,
"Than were he to dickphyxiate or drown inside an ass;
Indeed lucky we him should count for dying to a lass."

"But who, what bitch would do this thing to this my darling son,"
Cried shrieking mom who to the hospital herself had run
"I do not know," said doctor kind, "but surely she's a saint;
There's plenty ways that she could kill using her female taint."

"Oh nigger, please," cried party third, who burst into the hall
"He'd tried to rape me once before, had pushed me to the wall;
And so this time I let him come in more senses than one
I filled his every need so that he didn't think to run."

"What happens next, you filthy whore," cried mother in distress
She screamed in rage and drew her hands and with them tore her dress
Revealing boner wide and huge, a shark living on land
And the Doctor's boner could not hide from spectacle so grand.

"What happens next, as I began, is YOU breastphyxiate!"
And so the killer's shirt ripped wide, for she'd retaliate
And drown this bitch inside her tits, which shamed a whale in size
And so the match-off then began, with glory winner's prize.

The mother strong was quick to strike and pinned foe to the wall
And she pressed up against the girl, with penis half as tall
She pushed her breasts against the face of this presumptious whore
But was unable to kill her for smallest boobs she bore.

The girl saw this as chance to strike and proudly puffed her chest
And instantly a vortex grew and pulled in without rest
The mother's head was sucked into the canyon of her tits
And the killer would strike again with her melon-like bits.

And so breastphyxiation claimed the mother's soul that day
And yet her dick had not yet died, and had something to say
And speak it did, and what it said, was "Bitch, let's plant some seed;
And I'll kill you with magic stones if my voice you don't heed."

The talking dick was no surprise for priest of boobly fate
But before either could attack out came dear Dr. Nate
For what had happened had caused him to break out into rut
And so he fucked the talking dick in smuttiest of smut.

And thus ended the days in which man would breastphyxiate
For at the sight of such a fag the bitch resigned to fate
And took her rope and hung herself, but not before she fucked
All niggers in their butts, and everyone who sucked.