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Gamzee Explains ICP

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  1. -- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at 1:54 --
  2.  
  3. CG: HEY FUCKNUTS
  4. TC: KaRkAt My FuCkIn BrOtHeR wHaT iS uUuUp!
  5. CG: HOW ABOUT YOU REMIND ME WHY I ACTUALLY MESSAGED YOU
  6. TC: uUuUh I DuNnO bRaH.
  7. TC: Oh FuCk I kNoW!
  8. TC: yOu WaNt SoMe FuCkIn SoPoR pIe DoN't YoU?
  9. CG: NO
  10. CG: NO
  11. CG: NO
  12. TC: HaHa YoU kNoW yOu WaNt SoMe.
  13. CG: NO, I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR MIND DESTOYING SHITPIE
  14. CG: GOG HOW DO YOU EVEN EAT THAT SHIT
  15. TC: iT's FuCkIn GrEaT sTuFf MaN.
  16. TC: MaKeS yOu SeE aLl ThOsE fUcKiNg MiRaClEs MoRe ClEaRlY aNd ShIt.
  17. TC: yEaH bRo, YoU kNoW tHeY'rE eVeRyWhErE!
  18. TC: MaKiNg LifE fUcKiNg GrEaT.
  19. CG: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE LIFE GREAT?
  20. CG: IF YOU STOPPED TALKING TO ME
  21. TC: sHiT i'M aLl FoR tHaT fUcKiNg SiLeNcE iF yOu NeEd iT bRoThEr.
  22. TC: LiKe I'lL bE aLl FuCkIn QuIeT aS a MiRaClE aBoUt To HaPpEn.
  23. CG: ....
  24. CG: YOU UTTERLY BAFFLE ME GAMZEE.
  25. CG: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN HEAR ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT CLOWN STUFF.
  26. TC: sHiT yOu DoN't KnOw AbOuT tHe MiRtHfUl MiNsTrElS pRoPhEcY?
  27. CG: NO.
  28. CG: ENLIGHTEN ME DOUCHEBAG.
  29. TC: OkAy So.
  30. TC: lIkE tHeRe Is A pRoPhEcY aBoUt ThEsE mIrAcLe WoRkErS cAlLed IcP.
  31. TC: ThEy ArE sUpPoSeD tO cOmE iNtO eXiStEnCe NoT hErE bRo.
  32. TC: bUt SoMeWhErE eLsE.
  33. TC: LiKe WhOa.
  34. CG: LIKE WHAT
  35. CG: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN RAMBLING ABOUT.
  36. TC: sOrRy, JuSt GoT aMaZeD aT tHaT lAsT pArT.
  37. TC: FuCkIn AnYwHeRe BrO, aNyTiMe!
  38. TC: aNyWaY, tHeY gO aRoUnD tHaT pLaCe GeTtInG tHe WoRd On AlL tHe FuCkIn MiRaClEs.
  39. TC: AnD iT wIlL fUcKiNg RoCk.
  40. TC: tHaT's WhAt I bElIeVe In.
  41. CG: THAT IS PROBABLY
  42. CG: THE MOST RETARDED THING
  43. CG: I'VE EVER HEARD.
  44. TC: I rEaLiZeD oNe DaY aFtEr BeInG vIsItEd By ThEm HoLy ShIt.
  45. TC: ThIs MaKeS tOo MuCh FuCkIn SeNsE.
  46. CG: NO, THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.
  47. TC: mAkEs PeRfEcT sEnSe MaN yOu JuSt GoTta OpEn Up ThE fUcKiNg CoMpReHeNsIoN cOnTaInEr AnD lEt It FuCkInG fLoW aLl OvEr ThE gReAt MeSsAgE.
  48. CG: THAT JUST SOUNDS DISGUSTING AND PAINFUL
  49. CG: HEY GAMZEE
  50. TC: S'aLl GoOd BrO fIrSt TiMe PeOpLe LeArN tHe TrUtH tHeY aLl "Yo MaN tHaT iS fUcKiNg WhAcK i'M nOt BeLiEvIn ThAt."
  51. TC: yEaH bRo?
  52. CG: I'LL JOIN YOUR FUCKING STUPID RELIGION.
  53. CG: GOGDAMNITFUCKINGSERKETAUGHAODFJLAKJDFALSHFD
  54. TC: OoOoOoOoH sHiT mAn FuCk YeS i KnEw YoU fUcKiNg WoUlD!
  55. CG: GOG DAMNIT
  56. CG: FUCKING LOUSY GOGDAMNED VRISKA SHIT
  57. TC: wHaT wAs ThAt BeFoRe?
  58. TC: AhAhAhA sTiLl BrO yOu SaId It!
  59. CG: NO NO NO
  60. CG: GOG
  61. CG: DAMNIT
  62. TC: oKaY nOw YoU gOtTa GeT sOmE wHiTe FaCe PaInT.
  63. TC: AnD mAkE a FuCkIn MyStIcAl DeSiGn On YoUr FaCe PlAtE.
  64. CG: LIKE HELL I WILL.
  65. TC: tHeN i'Ll TeLl YoU aBoUt ThE fUcKiN gReAt MeSsaGe!
  66. TC: AwW sNaP, oH wElL iT wAs WoRtH a ShOt.
  67. CG: I WILL NEVER JOIN YOUR RETARDED ASS CLOWN RELIGION.
  68. TC: dAmN iT'd Be FuCkInG aWeSoMe To HaVe A fUcKiNg BeSt BrO jUgGaLo.
  69. TC: BuT tHaT's AlRiGhT yOu Do WhAt YoU dO mAn!
  70. CG: NO I AM EXTREMELY SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID GAMZEE, I WILL WILLINGLY JOIN YOUR CLOWN GROUP.
  71. TC: fUcK yEaH aLrIgHt!
  72. TC: NoW tHe FiRsT tHiNg YoU gOtTa KnOw AbOuT mIrAcLeS fOr LeSsOn FuCkIn OnE.
  73. TC: iS tHeY aRe BeAuTiFuL aNd EvErYwHeRe, LiKe ThAt FaCePaInT yOu GoT oN?
  74. TC: HoW'd It GeT tHe FuCk ThErE?
  75. TC: cHaIn Of FuCkInG mIrAcLeS bRaH.
  76. CG: BECAUSE YOU FUCKING PUT IT ON YOUR FACE GOG DAMNIT.
  77. TC: NaW sEe.
  78. TC: iT's LiKe A cHaIn FuCkInG rEaCtIoN tHaT gOt It ThErE.
  79. TC: MiRaClEs WiThIn MiRaClEs BrO!
  80. CG: ...
  81. CG: WHAT
  82. TC: i DoN't ReAlLy KnOw ThE fUcKiNg MeChAnIcS oF iT bEcAuSe It'S aLl SoRtS oF cOmPlEx BuT yOu GoTta KnOw OnE tHiNg.
  83. TC: ThAt'S hOw It HaPpEnS bRaH!
  84. CG: YOU JUST CONTINUE TO BAFFLE ME.
  85. TC: iT's KiNdA cOnFuSiNg I kNoW bUt It MaKeS pErFeCt SeNsE iN eVeRy FuCkInG wAy.
  86. TC: MiRaClEs ExPlAiN fUcKiN eVeRyThInG!
  87. TC: sO fUcKiN sImPlE aNd AwEsOmE.
  88. CG: THAT JUST...
  89. CG: DOESN'T EVEN.
  90. CG: AUGH FUCK
  91. CG: WHY DO YOU DO THIS GAMZEE.
  92. TC: WhY dO i Do WhAt My JuGgAbRo?
  93. CG: DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME THAT EVER AGAIN.
  94. TC: wHaT jUgGaBrO?
  95. CG: YES
  96. CG: NEVER
  97. CG: AGAIN.
  98. TC: ThAt'S a BiTcHiN nAmE fOr YoU bRaH!
  99. TC: bUt AlRiGhT tHaT's CoOl.
  100. CG: HOW ABOUT THIS
  101. TC: I'lL uSe My MyStIcAl FuCkIn MiNd To GeT yOu A bEtTeR oNe!
  102. CG: SERKET TOLD ME SHE WAS FUCKING IN LOVE WITH THAT JUGGALO SHIT.
  103. TC: wHoAh ReAlLy?
  104. CG: I BET SHE'D LOVE TO HEAR ALL ABOUT YOUR INSANELY RETARDED CLOWN PIECE OF SHIT.
  105. TC: Oh HelL yEs I cAn TaLk AlL fUcKiN dAy AbOuT tHaT sHiT!
  106. TC: nExT tImE i SeE hEr I'lL lEt HeR fUcKiN kNoW bRo!
  107. CG: OKAY, I'VE PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT FOR WAY TO LONG TONIGHT.
  108. CG: I'M GOING TO GO AND ATTEMPT TO REHABILATE MY BRAIN CLUSTERS.
  109. TC: HaHa AlRiGhT bRoThEr BuT rEmEmBeR tHe MiRaClEs ShIt, It'Ll FuCkInG eNlIgHtEn YoUr ClUsTeRs MaN.
  110. TC: bE.
  111. TC: Uh.
  112. TC: bEeLiv.
  113. TC: YeAh BeElIv In ThAt ShIt MaN.
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