Gamzee Explains ICP

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at 1:54 --

CG: HEY FUCKNUTS
TC: KaRkAt My FuCkIn BrOtHeR wHaT iS uUuUp!
CG: HOW ABOUT YOU REMIND ME WHY I ACTUALLY MESSAGED YOU
TC: uUuUh I DuNnO bRaH.
TC: Oh FuCk I kNoW!
TC: yOu WaNt SoMe FuCkIn SoPoR pIe DoN't YoU?
CG: NO
CG: NO
CG: NO
TC: HaHa YoU kNoW yOu WaNt SoMe.
CG: NO, I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR MIND DESTOYING SHITPIE
CG: GOG HOW DO YOU EVEN EAT THAT SHIT
TC: iT's FuCkIn GrEaT sTuFf MaN.
TC: MaKeS yOu SeE aLl ThOsE fUcKiNg MiRaClEs MoRe ClEaRlY aNd ShIt.
TC: yEaH bRo, YoU kNoW tHeY'rE eVeRyWhErE!
TC: MaKiNg LifE fUcKiNg GrEaT.
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE LIFE GREAT?
CG: IF YOU STOPPED TALKING TO ME
TC: sHiT i'M aLl FoR tHaT fUcKiNg SiLeNcE iF yOu NeEd iT bRoThEr.
TC: LiKe I'lL bE aLl FuCkIn QuIeT aS a MiRaClE aBoUt To HaPpEn.
CG: ....
CG: YOU UTTERLY BAFFLE ME GAMZEE.
CG: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN HEAR ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT CLOWN STUFF.
TC: sHiT yOu DoN't KnOw AbOuT tHe MiRtHfUl MiNsTrElS pRoPhEcY?
CG: NO.
CG: ENLIGHTEN ME DOUCHEBAG.
TC: OkAy So.
TC: lIkE tHeRe Is A pRoPhEcY aBoUt ThEsE mIrAcLe WoRkErS cAlLed IcP.
TC: ThEy ArE sUpPoSeD tO cOmE iNtO eXiStEnCe NoT hErE bRo.
TC: bUt SoMeWhErE eLsE.
TC: LiKe WhOa.
CG: LIKE WHAT
CG: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN RAMBLING ABOUT.
TC: sOrRy, JuSt GoT aMaZeD aT tHaT lAsT pArT.
TC: FuCkIn AnYwHeRe BrO, aNyTiMe!
TC: aNyWaY, tHeY gO aRoUnD tHaT pLaCe GeTtInG tHe WoRd On AlL tHe FuCkIn MiRaClEs.
TC: AnD iT wIlL fUcKiNg RoCk.
TC: tHaT's WhAt I bElIeVe In.
CG: THAT IS PROBABLY
CG: THE MOST RETARDED THING
CG: I'VE EVER HEARD.
TC: I rEaLiZeD oNe DaY aFtEr BeInG vIsItEd By ThEm HoLy ShIt.
TC: ThIs MaKeS tOo MuCh FuCkIn SeNsE.
CG: NO, THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.
TC: mAkEs PeRfEcT sEnSe MaN yOu JuSt GoTta OpEn Up ThE fUcKiNg CoMpReHeNsIoN cOnTaInEr AnD lEt It FuCkInG fLoW aLl OvEr ThE gReAt MeSsAgE.
CG: THAT JUST SOUNDS DISGUSTING AND PAINFUL
CG: HEY GAMZEE
TC: S'aLl GoOd BrO fIrSt TiMe PeOpLe LeArN tHe TrUtH tHeY aLl "Yo MaN tHaT iS fUcKiNg WhAcK i'M nOt BeLiEvIn ThAt."
TC: yEaH bRo?
CG: I'LL JOIN YOUR FUCKING STUPID RELIGION.
CG: GOGDAMNITFUCKINGSERKETAUGHAODFJLAKJDFALSHFD
TC: OoOoOoOoH sHiT mAn FuCk YeS i KnEw YoU fUcKiNg WoUlD!
CG: GOG DAMNIT
CG: FUCKING LOUSY GOGDAMNED VRISKA SHIT
TC: wHaT wAs ThAt BeFoRe?
TC: AhAhAhA sTiLl BrO yOu SaId It!
CG: NO NO NO
CG: GOG
CG: DAMNIT
TC: oKaY nOw YoU gOtTa GeT sOmE wHiTe FaCe PaInT.
TC: AnD mAkE a FuCkIn MyStIcAl DeSiGn On YoUr FaCe PlAtE.
CG: LIKE HELL I WILL.
TC: tHeN i'Ll TeLl YoU aBoUt ThE fUcKiN gReAt MeSsaGe!
TC: AwW sNaP, oH wElL iT wAs WoRtH a ShOt.
CG: I WILL NEVER JOIN YOUR RETARDED ASS CLOWN RELIGION.
TC: dAmN iT'd Be FuCkInG aWeSoMe To HaVe A fUcKiNg BeSt BrO jUgGaLo.
TC: BuT tHaT's AlRiGhT yOu Do WhAt YoU dO mAn!
CG: NO I AM EXTREMELY SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID GAMZEE, I WILL WILLINGLY JOIN YOUR CLOWN GROUP.
TC: fUcK yEaH aLrIgHt!
TC: NoW tHe FiRsT tHiNg YoU gOtTa KnOw AbOuT mIrAcLeS fOr LeSsOn FuCkIn OnE.
TC: iS tHeY aRe BeAuTiFuL aNd EvErYwHeRe, LiKe ThAt FaCePaInT yOu GoT oN?
TC: HoW'd It GeT tHe FuCk ThErE?
TC: cHaIn Of FuCkInG mIrAcLeS bRaH.
CG: BECAUSE YOU FUCKING PUT IT ON YOUR FACE GOG DAMNIT.
TC: NaW sEe.
TC: iT's LiKe A cHaIn FuCkInG rEaCtIoN tHaT gOt It ThErE.
TC: MiRaClEs WiThIn MiRaClEs BrO!
CG: ...
CG: WHAT
TC: i DoN't ReAlLy KnOw ThE fUcKiNg MeChAnIcS oF iT bEcAuSe It'S aLl SoRtS oF cOmPlEx BuT yOu GoTta KnOw OnE tHiNg.
TC: ThAt'S hOw It HaPpEnS bRaH!
CG: YOU JUST CONTINUE TO BAFFLE ME.
TC: iT's KiNdA cOnFuSiNg I kNoW bUt It MaKeS pErFeCt SeNsE iN eVeRy FuCkInG wAy.
TC: MiRaClEs ExPlAiN fUcKiN eVeRyThInG!
TC: sO fUcKiN sImPlE aNd AwEsOmE.
CG: THAT JUST...
CG: DOESN'T EVEN.
CG: AUGH FUCK
CG: WHY DO YOU DO THIS GAMZEE.
TC: WhY dO i Do WhAt My JuGgAbRo?
CG: DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME THAT EVER AGAIN.
TC: wHaT jUgGaBrO?
CG: YES
CG: NEVER
CG: AGAIN.
TC: ThAt'S a BiTcHiN nAmE fOr YoU bRaH!
TC: bUt AlRiGhT tHaT's CoOl.
CG: HOW ABOUT THIS
TC: I'lL uSe My MyStIcAl FuCkIn MiNd To GeT yOu A bEtTeR oNe!
CG: SERKET TOLD ME SHE WAS FUCKING IN LOVE WITH THAT JUGGALO SHIT.
TC: wHoAh ReAlLy?
CG: I BET SHE'D LOVE TO HEAR ALL ABOUT YOUR INSANELY RETARDED CLOWN PIECE OF SHIT.
TC: Oh HelL yEs I cAn TaLk AlL fUcKiN dAy AbOuT tHaT sHiT!
TC: nExT tImE i SeE hEr I'lL lEt HeR fUcKiN kNoW bRo!
CG: OKAY, I'VE PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT FOR WAY TO LONG TONIGHT.
CG: I'M GOING TO GO AND ATTEMPT TO REHABILATE MY BRAIN CLUSTERS.
TC: HaHa AlRiGhT bRoThEr BuT rEmEmBeR tHe MiRaClEs ShIt, It'Ll FuCkInG eNlIgHtEn YoUr ClUsTeRs MaN.
TC: bE.
TC: Uh.
TC: bEeLiv.
TC: YeAh BeElIv In ThAt ShIt MaN.