"The Trials and Tribulations of the 1st dimension."


This is a story like no other. This is a tale about something new. You cannot relate to it, but try anyways and you might see how very odd we are indeed.

In this story, the entire universe is but a single continuous line of sentient letters with spaces in between. The letters all talk to each other and form different groups and words, and all of them are in disagreement as to how it is possible that these letters could create a sound out of nothingness.

"Where does the sound come from", the letters asked each other.

The scientific sounding words said "Why, we come from the other letters before us of course. Time is just a long string of letters that change. Yes yes it's all very obvious. WE are the ones making the sounds and we know how to because the letters before us knew how"

The spiritual sounding words, who were a bit more aware of the spaces in between the words replied, "Your theory literally has holes in it. There are gaps! Looking back at our history it's obvious there are gaps between the letters"

The scientific words were a little angry at this, because they knew it was true... but still they replied "Even though we've not finished the puzzle yet doesn't mean we're not right! Look at how much of it we've proven right so far. As soon as we find the letters that fill in all those empty spaces you'll see... it will make sense to everyone."

The disagreement between the two sides grew more and more heated as the story went on. Countless letters ended up forming MASSIVE ARMIES OF WELL TRAINED LETTERS WHO COULD SCREAM THEIR SOUNDS AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE, and eventually the story started to brevk dvwn... teh cdoe taht clloected tehm tgohter in hormany wsa brkoen froveer adn sa teh lanuage mleted aawy itno nthinog, teh oen woh was making the sounds somehow put the pieces back together again perfectly... because life was amazing and lovable and worth keeping in perfect condition forever and ever... the end