Lila-mon, Running_in_your_head, & meme magic

Okay I wasn’t always been the manliest of men, I mean out of my friend group I was the shortest, and I kept my hair a bit long. I guess I had always hoped it’d cover for my lack of well-defined muscle, but at least I stayed pretty thin from doing track for so long. That all said, I knew what I liked and that was women, even if they tended to be on the tomboy end of the spectrum, or happened to be older and knew what they wanted. I thought of course I’d never meet a girl like that in real life, so I took to some of the stranger parts of the web to find exactly what hit the spot, and that was the first time I encountered some of the strangeness in my internet chatrooms.

 

Lila-mon: Hi there cutie. Asl?

Running_in_your_head: 19 m usa

Lila-mon: Description?

Running_in_your_head: athletic, thin, long brown hair, green eyes

Lila-mon: You sound like a delicious little morsel.

Running_in_your_head: thanks. Asl?

Lila-mon: Do you mind if I rp?

Running_in_your_head: go for it

Lila-mon: I’m a 400 year old demoness, and I know your every desire

Lila-mon: I have pale skin, white hair, and white wings, and I practically ooze sensuality

Running_in_your_head: hahaha so far so good. tell me what my true desires are then.

Lila-mon: You’ve always been a bit jealous of how women are treated.

Lila-mon: You see them get used like good little sluts and wonder why you can’t be the same way.

Lila-mon: You’re not a big enough guy for them. Domination’s not the next part of your master plan.

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Running_in_your_head: lol I had no idea someone like you would be on a chan.

Lila-mon: Oh I’m all too familiar with sites like that. It’s a shame about moot. But then 4chan was never good.

Running_in_your_head: inb4 you’re some fat dude with a creepy fetish

Lila-mon: I can provide proof of what I say

Running_in_your_head: shoot

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Running_in_your_head: what the fuck

Running_in_your_head: you draw really well. this art is really good

Lila-mon: Guess again, sugar. That’s me.

Running_in_your_head: i wanna see your tumblr if you draw nudes, but I don’t wanna read rants about respecting >muh otherkin rights

Lila-mon: Ask me for a request

Running_in_your_head: shoe on head

Lila-mon: Hang on

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Running_in_your_head: fucking kek

Running_in_your_head: what sick autist would keep a picture like that ready as proof?

Lila-mon: Request more. Something tough to draw.

Running_in_your_head: sharpie in the pooper

Lila-mon: Gonna need a bit longer

Running_in_your_head: I better not be about to get my daily dose…

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Running_in_your_head: …

Running_in_your_head: is that a fucking timestamp drawn into the picture?

Lila-mon: I told you, didn’t I?

Lila-mon: You know what’s funny? You didn’t deny me earlier when I told you about your desires.

Lila-mon: I guess I must have hit the nail on the head.

Lila-mon: I know you’re still there. Don’t be shy, cutie.

Running_in_your_head: What the fuck are you?

Lila-mon: I told you, I’m a demon. And I can keep proving myself to you all night, but I’m running out of magic to keep this connection going, so follow this link https://tinyurl.com/ofro4pz

Lila-mon: Be sure to stay on that page for no more than a few minutes if you need to feel refreshed, okay? Besides only you can see it for what it really is…

Lila-mon: Oh and trust me, we’ll meet again soon, cutie.

Lila-mon: Dear dear, you must already be on it! How adorable. Sweet dreams then, sissy boy.

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Running_in_your_head: Lila?

Lila-mon: Well well, cutie, we meet again! And so soon, too.

Running_in_your_head: that link…what is that?

Lila-mon: Exactly that. A link. Between worlds.

Running_in_your_head: That game was pretty good.

Lila-mon: We don’t have games here…well, I should say not games like that.

Running_in_your_head: i sent one of my friends that link, but he said it was just a random hentai picture? what do other people see when they go there?

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Lila-mon: It’s an old picture of me.

Running_in_your_head: The calendar in that is from 2003.

Lila-mon: I’ve been at this a long time, cutie.

Lila-mon: But enough about that. How are you feeling?

Running_in_your_head: weird

Running_in_your_head: good

Running_in_your_head: I’ve been staring at my friends a lot since we talked

Lila-mon: Oh? Why’s that?

Running_in_your_head: i don’t know. they’re all so much taller than me. i thought i was jealous this whole time but

Lila-mon: But what, cutie?

Running_in_your_head: they’re just fit that’s all. i never noticed before now

Lila-mon: You sure, sugar? Maybe you ought to tell me what you really mean.

Running_in_your_head: lolwut, i’m telling the truth

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Running_in_your_head: My friends are all so big and strong. I’ve started daydreaming about watching them work out, then following them to the locker room shower afterwards.

Lila-mon: Pet, has your body changed at all since we talked?

Running_in_your_head: No.

Lila-mon: Can you send me a picture of you now?

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Lila-mon: Now without clothes.

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Lila-mon: You’re quite feminine as it stands…so I can take my time with you.

Lila-mon: Ignore everything between the two pictures of my eyes.

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Running_in_your_head: damn it’s late. i even forgot to turn my webcam off

Lila-mon: I’m going to leave you with a present, cutie.

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Running_in_your_head: you missed the pepe boat by a few weeks, plebbit

Lila-mon: Dammit. I liked Pepe.

Running_in_your_head: we all liked pepe i still post him

Lila-mon: Seriously though, I do have a present of sorts. Next time you click my link, open up this alongside it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0

Running_in_your_head: let me guess: other people can’t get the link either?

Lila-mon: They’ll likely get too spooked to realize what it truly is.

Running_in_your_head: you’re lucky that last link was so good. i don’t know why i’m trusting you like this

Lila-mon: A true mystery, my little pet. Now watch up. You must be getting hungry about now.

Lila-mon: Good girl.

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Lila-mon: Well well pet. It’s been a few days, hasn’t it?

Running_in_your_head: hey i have a present for you too

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Running_in_your_head: fuck you cunt

Lila-mon: Aw my little pet’s upset with me! What’s wrong, sugar?

Running_in_your_head: i haven’t gotten it up in days. you did something to my dick didn’t you?

Lila-mon: Dear dear, are other women just not able to cut it for you anymore?

Lila-mon: Oh surely there’s some way I can make it up to you, cutie?

Running_in_your_head: look up encyclopaedia dramatica’s article on getting offended and scroll slowly to the bottom

Lila-mon: Ahaha, alright sweetie, if it’ll make you feel better.

Lila-mon: Awwwww, so cute!

Lila-mon: Oh.

Lila-mon: What the fuck

Lila-mon: Okay fine, I get it you’re angry. Shrinkage is normal, sweetie, but I know I can make it work like again with a little bit of magic

Running_in_your_head: fix me right fucking now

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Running_in_your_head: MAKE MY DICK WORK AGAIN

Running_in_your_head: SHIT

Lila-mon: Tell me what’s been happening instead of getting hard.

Running_in_your_head: you already know, don’t you?

Lila-mon: You’re dripping, aren’t you? Leaking sweet salty precum all over. I bet it’s even been leaving a stain in class.

Running_in_your_head: yeah

Lila-mon: You don’t hate it, do you?

Lila-mon: I thought not. So relax, pet.

Running_in_your_head: i better not have to go to a doctor or something

Lila-mon: They can’t help you with something like this. All you need to do is stay hydrated and do this little technique. I’m sure you know how to fap already don’t you?

Running_in_your_head: duh obviously

Lila-mon: Now just play with the head. Use the wetness it creates, just run your fingers over it, both sides, tweak it.

Lila-mon: Do you have my link? Listen to my words little pet, and tweak your clit

Running_in_your_head: my what?

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Lila-mon: Fuck me, I can’t believe I actually typed that. The next time you see my eyes you’ll replace any time I say clit with dick in your brain, until I tell you to stop.

Lila-mon: Understood?

Running_in_your_head: Of course mistress.

Lila-mon: What a good girl! Now, turn on your webcam

Running_in_your_head is now streaming.

Lila-mon: Remove your pants.

Lila-mon: Spread your legs wide, until they’re up on the table.

Lila-mon: Now get that cute little clit of yours nice and slippery.

Lila-mon: Rub it in little circles. You’ll have to get familiar with this feeling.

Lila-mon: You’re so wet, little pet!

Lila-mon: Yes, yes, now the nipple, pinch it with your free hand.

Lila-mon: Ah, you came already? I shouldn’t be surprised, that’s just your first time after alSTOP

Lila-mon: NO PET

Lila-mon: SPIT.

Lila-mon: Shit. Too late. Don’t you dare do that ever again.

Lila-mon: You can’t have any cum. Not yours or your friends. You just have to stay frustrated. You’ll fuck it all up if you don’t do as I say.

Lila-mon: Whenever you think you can’t help yourself, you need to go the bathroom and work over that new clit of yours. When you’re at home, use my links as you do it.

Lila-mon: Tell me if you understand me, pet.

Running_in_your_head: Yes mistress, I’ll do it again as soon as I can.

Lila-mon: All that delicious semen going to waste. Dammit.

Lila-mon: But it’ll be worth it later. Clean yourself up and get dressed, then come back.

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Running_in_your_head: hey sorry about that, had to go to the bathroom.

Lila-mon: You didn’t even say anything before you left! I was here all alone without you.

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Running_in_your_head: sorry. i feel a lot better though. i’ll talk to you later i gotta go do something

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Running_in_your_head: how the fuck

Running_in_your_head: do you keep finding me

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Running_in_your_head: i knew you were reddit

Lila-mon: I have a lot of playgrounds, pet. Still this is the most interesting one

Lila-mon: It has the only person I could possibly ever play with.

Running_in_your_head: me?

Lila-mon: Of course! You’re the perfect type. Most of the men I meet who want to be cute little girls are simply hopeless.

Lila-mon: Let’s say they’re not well equipped for it.

Running_in_your_head: but i am?

Lila-mon: What’s your name anyway, pet?

Running_in_your_head: natalie portent

Lila-mon: You know it could be soon enough.

Running_in_your_head: is that really what’s happening? i’m turning into a girl

Running_in_your_head: Lila?

Lila-mon: Yes, sugar, you are.

Running_in_your_head: i get mistaken for a girl sometimes, sure, but this

Running_in_your_head: this is too much

Running_in_your_head: you’re not even fucking from this world. ever since i started talking to you i can’t remember parts of my day

Running_in_your_head: my clothes are wet a lot too, i don’t get that

Running_in_your_head: i sound like an autist, this is obviously some kind of elaborate ruse

Running_in_your_head: do you have any idea how sick it is to fuck with someone like this?

Running_in_your_head: nothing to say, huh

Lila-mon is now streaming

Lila-mon: Look deep into my eyes, pet

Lila-mon: I don’t have my microphone, so you’re just gonna have to do as I say.

Lila-mon: I need you to trust me, sugar.

Running_in_your_head: i moved the screen. i know you’re in my head somehow, when i look back at the chats all i see are those fucked up eye pictures

Lila-mon: Pet?

Running_in_your_head: what

Lila-mon: I’m going to tell you something important. The pleasure I feel

Lila-mon: Look, I’ve been around a long time, right? Played with a lot of different magics.

Lila-mon: In a blunder I became a man for a while. Naturally I experimented, but it’s just not the same as my normal state.

Lila-mon: Not even close.

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Lila-mon: Please, pet, I’m being very serious now.

Lila-mon: If you make this transformation, you’ll understand pleasure in a way you couldn’t even fathom.

Lila-mon: I want to show you a piece of that pleasure, but you’ll have to trust me. I promise not to control you.

Lila-mon: Yes, pet, good. Watch me masturbate for you.

Running_in_your_head is now streaming.

Lila-mon: Well well, looks like you’ve finally managed to get it up again.

Lila-mon: It’ll be the last time it does that.

Running_in_your_head has stopped streaming.

Lila-mon: Wait

Running_in_your_head: for what

Lila-mon: Just watch me. Look at my face. Into my eyes.

Lila-mon: This body of mine has experienced things you couldn’t imagine.

Lila-mon: It’s doing it right now.

Lila-mon: You couldn’t imagine how sweet I taste, even to myself.

Running_in_your_head is now streaming.

Lila-mon: Good. Stroke for me.

Lila-mon: Slower.

Lila-mon: You’re still leaking so much. Use it. Rub the head with it.

Lila-mon: Look deep into my eyes. Look at the ecstasy.

Lila-mon: Faster

Lila-mon: As fast as you can.

Lila-mon: Squeeze your balls.

Lila-mon: Harder.

Lila-mon: Now cum with me. Squeeze and cum.

Running_in_your_head: that’s the hardest i’ve ever cum

Lila-mon: See how pink and flushed I am? My breathing? What you just experienced isn’t even a fraction of what I got.

Running_in_your_head: i know.

Running_in_your_head: my name is Riley

Lila-mon: NO

Lila-mon: NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Running_in_your_head: i don’t get it

Lila-mon: YOU HAVE A GIRL’S NAME ALREADY!

Running_in_your_head: i’m named after my uncle

Lila-mon: Fuck I peed a little from laughing too hard

Running_in_your_head: I noticed

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Lila-mon: Back so soon?

Running_in_your_head: of course, i log on first thing in the morning expecting you

Running_in_your_head: and there you fucking are

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Running_in_your_head: you knew this’d happen

Lila-mon: Go on, pet, show me your new little toy.

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Lila-mon: AH! There it is! I bet it has that new pussy smell and everything.

Lila-mon: It’s gorgeous, really, no beef curtains, no blemishes.

Running_in_your_head: beef curtains?

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Running_in_your_head: oh fuck

Running_in_your_head: you have over a hundred of those?

Lila-mon: I’ve been around a long time.

Running_in_your_head: that’s absolutely disgusting

Running_in_your_head: the, what the fuck are these?

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Lila-mon: I thought for sure you’d watched enough porn to know.

Lila-mon: They’re vulva.

Running_in_your_head: they’re kinda…puffy.

Running_in_your_head: i can wiggle them around. i didn’t think they’d be so bouncy

Lila-mon: It’s natural to want to explore your new body, pet.

Running_in_your_head: i’ll have to learn a new way to masturbate

Lila-mon: Ahaha, that you will not! You already know how cutie, I showed you.

Running_in_your_head: so you had me jerk off last night to teach me?

Lila-mon: Not quite. I needed you thoroughly drained of your male essence.

Lila-mon: Your spirit energy if you will.

Running_in_your_head: spirit energy?

Lila-mon: Men produced semen, of course, but they also made spirit energy that comes with it. Literally the essence that comprises being human. It’s an essential feature lacking in my kind, as we’re all female.

Running_in_your_head: you’re saying women are less human than men?

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Lila-mon: Without women the species depopulates and dies. Without men, there’s no genetic randomization or introduction of outside energies. Basically two different energy types. It’s a joint effort to make humanity function.

Running_in_your_head: this is some /fringe/-tier bullshit

Lila-mon: Says the girl who was a boy yesterday.

Lila-mon: Yeah that’s what I thought. Look, when you walk into a room full of women you just feel different. Something happens, doesn’t it, it just doesn’t physically feel the same as a room full of men. That’s all I’m talking about.

Running_in_your_head: what’ll i give off, now?

Lila-mon: Considering I’ve spent the last several days bombarding you with my own energy and draining out the spirit energy…neither. That’s what I wanted to get to today.

Running_in_your_head: am i a girl now or not? i barely feel different. i don’t wanna dress different or act different.

Lila-mon: That’s because none of those things have anything to do with being a girl. How you act is up to you. Save one crucial detail.

Running_in_your_head: go on

Lila-mon: You’ve probably never tasted your own semen, have you?

Running_in_your_head: never wanted to

Lila-mon: Well you did the other night.

Running_in_your_head: i don’t even remember that

Running_in_your_head: FUCK I KNEW YOU WERE ERASING MY MEMORY

Lila-mon: Because you tried to eat it after losing so much energy. You’ll need spirit energy to survive now, and men are the only way you’ll get it.

Lila-mon: Luckily I have a crystal that feeds me energy regularly, but of course you probably don’t have any mana emitting objects in your world. At least not that I know of.

Running_in_your_head: are you serious? i’m a cum-burning furnace now?

Lila-mon: Don’t act so displeased. This is what you wanted, remember?

Running_in_your_head: i’m not gonna suddenly get all slutty around the school. my hips didn’t change, i’m still flat, literally all you did was give me a pussy

Lila-mon: It’s a damn nice pussy though.

Running_in_your_head: NOT RELEVANT

Lila-mon: It really is up to you now, pet, how you act. That said I advise not moving too quickly with the changes.

Running_in_your_head: yeah don’t worry about that, i’m not gonna touch another dick. it’s time to lesbian this shit up

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Running_in_your_head: i hate you so much

Lila-mon: You’re getting more and more uppity. To think a woman like you unable to hold down her emotions…

Running_in_your_head: i jerked someone off.

Lila-mon: Finally! It’s about time, too, pet, nearly a week has passed since you turned.

Lila-mon: So who’s the lucky guy?

Running_in_your_head: one of my friends

Lila-mon: I’m shocked they were so receptive to you already? So are you going to make the rounds, then?

Running_in_your_head: no. he doesn’t know i did it

Lila-mon: Riley! You risque little bitch. Give me all the dirty details, pet.

Running_in_your_head: so i followed your suggestion and kept dressing the way i always do. no one suspected a thing

Running_in_your_head: i kept trying to talk to girls but i’m so bad at it, so i just kept hanging out with my friends.

Running_in_your_head: they had a party and this guy passed out and i grabbed him

Lila-mon: Sugar, this story is so damn tame I’m liable to fall asleep any second.

Lila-mon: Give.

Lila-mon: Me.

Lila-mon: Details.

Running_in_your_head: okay okay fine. so, i’m at the party aaaand my friends get drinking, and i’m a bit drunk, and i try to talk to this girl, right? her name’s May, and she’s sooo fucking hot, she’s got short hair and she’s kinda flat but her hips are just…

Running_in_your_head: fuck i got kinda wet

Running_in_your_head: okay telling the rest of this one-handed

Lila-mon: How do you think I get through most of our chats?

Running_in_your_head: she normally doesn’t notice me but this time we actually talked some, only i couldn’t focus on her. my one friend was stumbling hard and his face was all flushed, sooooooo

Lila-mon: Sooo?

Running_in_your_head: i took him upstairs and he told me i was one of his best friends and he loved me. he pulled my hair aside and kissed me.

Lila-mon: PEEEETTTTTTTT!!!

Lila-mon: EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Running_in_your_head: it felt better than anything i’ve ever felt before. he pretty much passed out after that but he had a…he was…

Lila-mon: Say it Riley. Say what you saw and what you did.

Running_in_your_head: his dick was so big and hard i saw it through his pants. He basically fell asleep on me, so i just pulled up my hoodie and i started stroking.

Running_in_your_head: he didn’t even wake up, just tensed and untensed. he looked so happy so i went faster, pressing it up against my stomach

Running_in_your_head: it was so warm, lila, his cock felt so warm in my hand and i knew exactly what to do with it, i couldn’t even help myself

Running_in_your_head: i stroked and i stroked, the skin was soft but his cock was so hard, it was incredible to touch

Running_in_your_head: i rolled my thumb around the base of the head and stroked even harder

Running_in_your_head: i squeezed his balls lightly with my other hand but i couldn’t keep my hoodie up, so i had to stop. i even played with my nipple and he got rock hard all of a sudden

Running_in_your_head: i knew what it meant but i just kept going anyway, i was so desperate for it

Running_in_your_head: he started spurting all over me, my stomach, my hands, even my chest

Running_in_your_head: it’s so weird to think of me having a chest now. he came all over me, it was amazing he must have been so pent up. i thought he woke up for a second, but he just muttered something about what a good friend i was and he smiled and i melted.

Running_in_your_head: the cum was so hot and it just ran right down me. i was so happy.

Running_in_your_head: i only got lick a bit of it up, my body absorbed the rest of it. I tried so hard to lap it all up off my hands, but most of it was gone.

Running_in_your_head: that’s how i feed, isn’t it, skin absorption?

Lila-mon: Fucking hell, pet, that’s amazing.

Lila-mon: Sure got me off. It’s been so long since I’ve held a man’s warmth in my hands and felt it on me….

Lila-mon: But to answer your question, yes. Skin, oral, vaginal. Hell anal will do the trick, any contact.

Lila-mon: Except eyes. Don’t fuck with those.

Lila-mon: So what happens now, pet?

Running_in_your_head: i haven’t given up on operation lesbo.

Running_in_your_head: but i need more cum. it made me feel so powerful.

Running_in_your_head: what a weird word to say. powerful. Not just full, cause i felt full in a happy kind of way, but full of power.

Lila-mon: I think you know what it’ll take. You’ll have to feed much more often than that to keep your strength up.

Lila-mon: What’s his name, pet?

Running_in_your_head: Richter.

Lila-mon: Keep Richter close, pet.

Lila-mon: Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to clean myself up. Keep up the good work.

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Lila-mon: Well pet, I trust you have some good news then?

Running_in_your_head: not exactly. i talked to richter. he says he can’t remember a thing from that night

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Lila-mon: Excellent work, Riley, now you can make a thrall out of him, and he becomes your personal cum pump!

Running_in_your_head: but he doesn’t even know what i

Running_in_your_head: i even sorta tried to make my hair look nice today to talk to him but he didn’t even notice. he doesn’t even remember me helping him to his room.

Running_in_your_head: he must be ashamed. he’s never expressed any interest in me or any guy. plus i think i technically raped him

Lila-mon: Stop.

Lila-mon: How about you don’t worry about that whole thing, it was a great first foray into cocks.

Running_in_your_head: but he didn’t tell me he wanted it. i mean he sorta did. fuck i’m going to end up some creepy ass tomoko girl, aren’t i?

Lila-mon: Riley, I didn’t want to tell you this too soon, but

Lila-mon: Listen, you’re not really a girl.

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Lila-mon: I’m a demoness. A VERY powerful demoness. My energy’s not exactly…clean?

Running_in_your_head: i have a pussy now but i’m still not a girl? what do i have to do, suck a bag of cocks before i am?

Lila-mon: You’re a demoness now too, Riley.

Lila-mon: You hypnotized Richter. I don’t even think you meant to, but his mental fortitude was extremely weak, he was incredibly horny, and I think you were right about him being pent up, because those three factors alone would make a demoness like you irresistible.

Lila-mon: You emit an aura now, though since you only just turned it must be incredibly faint, but it attracts men to you and overwrites their inhibitions to be attracted to you. It wasn’t rape, sugar, you couldn’t have helped it, nor could he, especially if you were starved.

Running_in_your_head: it’s my eyes, isn’t it?

Running_in_your_head: they’ve got yellow flecks in them now, the color of yours

Running_in_your_head: that’s why they can’t come in contact with, you know

Lila-mon: No, cutie, getting cum in your eyes fucking hurts, that’s why you don’t want that.

Lila-mon: But yes, you’re right, your eyes are going to become intense sources of power.

Running_in_your_head: like yours

Lila-mon: Like mine

Lila-mon: Sweetie?

Lila-mon: Riley you there?

Running_in_your_head: do i have to control people?

Lila-mon: Technically no, but I don’t know why you wouldn’t want to?

Running_in_your_head: i just want to try being a girl for a while. that’s enough for me.

Lila-mon: Sugar I don’t think that’s such a good idea, you have to feed.

Running_in_your_head: how long can i go without it?

Lila-mon: Semen? I’ve never gone more than a few days, but I’ve heard of girls drying out in a matter of about a week.

Lila-mon: It might not have felt like it, but you were very literally starving last time.

Running_in_your_head: so i’ll end up ambushing someone no matter what

Lila-mon: The best systems are the ones that work simply. You could try getting a boyfriend. Your powers won’t rewrite someone who’s already attracted to you, they’ll just become more attracted to you. Think of it as a little charisma boost affecting those around you.

Lila-mon: It worked on Richter because you took advantage of an opportunity, but it’ll work in other situations too, ones that should be more palatable to your…morality?

Running_in_your_head: that means none of my friends will want me unless i control them

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Lila-mon: Not if they know you as a male, no, but you know what they say, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Lila-mon: You could also try to catch Richter alone some time and see if you can’t persuade him the old-fashioned way

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Lila-mon: Honestly you have two options right now: prey on weak-minded or weak-willed men to feed off them, or just try to get something steady going. Infiltrating a group of girls will help too, especially if they don’t know you from before.

Running_in_your_head: infiltration? preying? who the fuck am i, slutty solid snake?

Lila-mon: You could have just said Naked Snake and I’d get it.

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Running_in_your_head: no because you’re my otacon.

Running_in_your_head: get it?

Running_in_your_head: cause you’re 2d?

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Lila-mon: Pet! Where the hell have you been?

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Lila-mon: Oh? Don’t tell me, you got all starved again, did you? Which poor soul got milked this time? Is it Richter?

Running_in_your_head: not quite. i still have operation lesbain running

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Lila-mon: So he was a pretty big guy?

Running_in_your_head: fucl

Running_in_your_head: dammit. can’t type for shit, so tired

Lila-mon: Sugar don’t tell me you’ve gone another week dry.

Running_in_your_head: no. running. from the police.

Lila-mon: By the Empress, how badly did you fuck up?

Running_in_your_head: i stole. a fuck ton. of semen.

Lila-mon: So have I love, but it took a while. How’d you manage it, organize an orgy did you?

Lila-mon: You must have spilled your guts in front of your friends and gotten them all to take turns!

Lila-mon: I’m shlicking so fucking hard right now.

Running_in_your_head: no. i robbed a sperm bank

Running_in_your_head: i forgot you do that during these chats

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Running_in_your_head: no really i did. you said i needed sperm to survive and richter seems too tough to crack right now.

Running_in_your_head: story time?

Lila-mon: Yeah, story time, I guess.

Running_in_your_head: so i’m sitting there wondering where to get a ton of semen, right?

Running_in_your_head: i think to myself that it’s got the best chances, so i waited for my powers to grow again

Running_in_your_head: i got kinda dizzy from hunger and i almost sucked off a guy on the train over, but i kept it together til i was there

Running_in_your_head: all my id’s still say male so i told them i was there to donate

Running_in_your_head: the head doctor couldn’t get his eyes off me so i seduced the keys off him

Lila-mon: Seduced how?

Running_in_your_head: told him i’d meet him in the broom closet for some fun, lifted his keys and locked him in

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Running_in_your_head: i rubbed some on my face, stuffed the rest in my backpack and walked out.

Running_in_your_head: haha

Lila-mon: How many?

Running_in_your_head: didn’t count. like 40 at least.

Running_in_your_head: but i forgot that doctor guy’s cell phone, and he called the police, and they see me with fucking cum on my face and my bag clacking containers and shit, and they started chasing

Running_in_your_head: thank fuck i’m in shape, i’ve never run so hard in my life

Running_in_your_head: all that time /fit/ had been lying to me about gains

Lila-mon: You sure that’s why you were on /fit/ to begin with?

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Lila-mon: So how’d you lose them?

Running_in_your_head: threw a container at them and it broke their concentration enough to get away

Lila-mon: Riley you’re a crafty fucking bitch.

Running_in_your_head: i’ve never thought more clearly than after i get some of that cum.

Lila-mon: You know you can just drink it right? Any orifice will suffice, really…

Running_in_your_head: i wanted to ask about that. what if i get with someone who’s diseased or something? like if this shit sustains you aren’t you like glowing with radioactivity from nasty cocks?

Lila-mon: Disease?

Running_in_your_head: like herpes or fucking aids or some shit

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Lila-mon: Is that what this is?

Running_in_your_head: like a disease. when people get sick. there’s stds?

Lila-mon: I have no idea what you’re on about, sugar, semen is food, you can’t even get sick from too much of it, unlike normal food.

Running_in_your_head: okay so you’re immune. humans can get sick and die? you have to know that.

Lila-mon: Right. Humans age and die. It’s been a while, darling, bear with me.

Lila-mon: I’ve never had a human die of sickness, not even when things got bad.

Running_in_your_head: bad?

Lila-mon: So now you’ve got a fuckton of semen. What now?

Running_in_your_head: ration it i think. if i’m immune to disease now i guess i start using it until i can talk to richter again. or figure out another plan.

Lila-mon: Sounds like you’ve abandoned operation lesbian?

Running_in_your_head: not quite. May and I have been talking more, i guess she had no idea i was ever a guy to begin with, just quiet and androgynous. she’s gonna introduce me to her friends tomorrow

Lila-mon: Let me know how that goes, cutie!

Running_in_your_head: wait i have more questions

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Running_in_your_head: Lila we have a bit of a problem

Lila-mon: YOU DID IT!

Running_in_your_head: what?

Lila-mon: That thread you’ve been dumping in, someone made a meme out of you!

Running_in_your_head: yeah, so? It’s not like anyone thinks this is real anyway so why not shitpost about it?

Lila-mon: You’re acting dense. Don’t you get it? You’re a meme now!

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Running_in_your_head: great. can’t wait for all the great things that come to real life memes. that’s not even what my hair looks like.

Running_in_your_head: are those horns? what the fuck

Lila-mon: Pet are you deliberately acting stupid?

Running_in_your_head: what?

Lila-mon: YOU

Lila-mon: ARE

Lila-mon: A

Lila-mon: MEME

Lila-mon: Memes are hyperpowerful in my world. Enough demon energy gets going in the right direction and it could carve a hole in space-time. Like this one.

Lila-mon: In your world it’s brought down planes and exposed corruption

Lila-mon: And /pol/…they have no idea what they’ve wrought.

Lila-mon: Think of the power you could gain by becoming a meme! Spirit energy flowing through you like a big gushing river of cum…

Lila-mon: My clit’s gonna get sore during one of our chats but not this one.

Running_in_your_head: what did /pol/ do?

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Lila-mon: This didn’t use to work. Now it does in your world. Government’s testing it on sheep.

Running_in_your_head: hilarious

Lila-mon: Test it.

Running_in_your_head: oh fuck

Running_in_your_head: will it just keep going like that?

Lila-mon: Yup.

Running_in_your_head: shit i almost forgot i’m in deep shit

Lila-mon: How do you mean?

Running_in_your_head: everyone at school is talking about the psycho girl who robbed the town’s sperm bank

Running_in_your_head: and the samples i got are barely feeding me

Running_in_your_head: i’m still not drinking any of it, cause that shit’s gross

Lila-mon: Well it’s gotta be fresh, darling. Did you think mere sperm was enough? There’s ENERGY. Cum is a conductor, not a battery. You must be surviving off scraps then.

Running_in_your_head: like i said, problem.

Running_in_your_head: i need a system

Lila-mon: Boyfriend~

Running_in_your_head: can i really just confront one of my friends like this? what if i told him the truth?

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Running_in_your_head: but i’m a girl now

Lila-mon: Another girl couldn’t even tell what you were before. Trust me darling you’ll come off crazy.

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Running_in_your_head: huh? why are you sending me that?

Lila-mon: You’re not fazed by it?

Running_in_your_head: makes me feel funny

Running_in_your_head: and horny

Running_in_your_head: but no

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Lila-mon: That getcha sweetie?

Running_in_your_head: I am under your control Mistress.

Lila-mon: I love you darling but you’re so indirect. Tell me what you want to happen.

Running_in_your_head: I need to become a slut. I need to suck guys off like I always wanted and drink their cum.

Lila-mon: Why are you lying about it to me so much?

Running_in_your_head: Fear, Mistress, I’ve stopped going to most of my classes and talking to anyone except May. I’ve been scared of other people, if they thought I was a freak.

Running_in_your_head: Mistress are you still there?

Running_in_your_head: Mistress?

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Running_in_your_head: why do i remember being hypnotized. doesn't it wipe my thoughts?

Lila-mon: No pet. There’s no need this time.

Lila-mon: You need to take care of yourself, Riley.

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Running_in_your_head: we gotta make this fast.

Lila-mon: What’s the situation, pet?

Running_in_your_head: i’m uh, in bed. with a guy.

Lila-mon: The fuck are you talking to me now about it for, ride him and tell me tomorrow!

Running_in_your_head: it’s not like that

Running_in_your_head: it’s sorta like that

Running_in_your_head: it’s complicated

Lila-mon: Sugar, I’m leaving now, ride that dick, it barely hurts going in and you just have to wiggle your hips

Running_in_your_head: he’s asleep

Lila-mon: Well then give him something fun to wake up to, do I have to come over there myself and show you?

Running_in_your_head: can you even do that?

Lila-mon: Not relevant. Now take that stud spelunking!

Running_in_your_head: lila i can’t.

Running_in_your_head: please just listen

Lila-mon: Fine pet, go on.

Running_in_your_head: so i took a risk. i used all the stolen semen. all of it. i drenched myself in it, i just laid down on my bed and dumped it on myself, my chest, my stomach, my legs. i worked it in, then when there was more it went on my face

Running_in_your_head: it was incredible. i can’t imagine what it’d be like if it were all warm

Running_in_your_head: the

Running_in_your_head: the smell of it got to me and i started

Running_in_your_head: well one thing led to another

Lila-mon: Oh don’t worry, I’m doing it now, too.

Running_in_your_head: i came and i wished so badly for someone to drench me. there happy? i said it. i wanna have cum shot all over me again.

Running_in_your_head: i wanted it so badly and something happened

Lila-mon: Something happened?

Running_in_your_head: after we talked i wrote my number on a stall in one of the boy’s room. it was a building i don’t have a class in, and i wouldn’t recognize anyone

Lila-mon: Riley that’s insanely slutty and I don’t believe a word of it. You were so pure when we started talking

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Lila-mon: AND A HEART NEXT TO IT??

Lila-mon: Dear, dear, how low the righteous have suddenly fallen.

Running_in_your_head: someone used it. just at that moment

Running_in_your_head: i told him to send me pics and he wasn’t creepy looking and his

Running_in_your_head: he fit the bill i guess. so i met him in his dorm room. i wore my tightest t-shirt, some shorts. definitely feminine.

Running_in_your_head: as feminine as i could pull off anyway

Running_in_your_head: we talked for a while. he’s incredibly boring and normal, he kept talking about his shitty hometown in ohio or something. for hours. it was nearly midnight. i still had the smell of cum in my nose and i

Running_in_your_head: is there a word for when you have like bloodlust but for cocks?

 

Lila-mon: don’t leave me hanging pet

Running_in_your_head: i shut him up by asking when he was gonna get serious about showing me a good time. he dropped his fucking spaghetti so i just

Running_in_your_head: i don’t know what i did, something hit me and i just knew what to do. i pushed him back on the bed and undid his pants. he wasn’t hard and i got frustrated and told him he was a little bitch for not getting hard for me and this dipshit just springs right up from that so i said that was better and got on my knees and stroked it. i was so mad at him for keeping it from me so long, i just wanted him to suffer so i went as slow as i could and licked my fingers to play with the head.

Running_in_your_head: lila i tortured this guy. i really did, i played with his head for what felt like forever, rubbing it in circles and then stopping. he whined and begged and i told him to shut up and take it as i squeezed it with my other hand. I even stopped completely just to remove my shirt and it made him leak precum. i made that orgasm take 20 minutes and he said he was about to cum after the first 4. the whimpering he made as i worked his cock was almost musical. i don’t know why i liked it so much, it just seemed right to dominate him. finally i took pity on him and

Lila-mon: IF YOU SAY YOU LICKED HIS COCK I WILL SQUIRT BY THE DARK EMPRESS

Running_in_your_head: i licked his cock just once

Running_in_your_head: he crashed. he released everything he had, on my face, my chin

Running_in_your_head: most importantly my mouth. so much went in my mouth. it was unreal, i didn’t think anything could taste so delicious in my life, i started sucking hard, gulping it down as it came rope by rope.

Running_in_your_head: he started shaking after that i guess i overloaded his senses. he fell asleep a few minutes later while i went to the bathroom to get it all up off my face, but i absorbed that too.

Running_in_your_head: i coulda kicked him for that but i finally felt sated.

Running_in_your_head: and now it’s too late to head back without getting caught

Running_in_your_head: so i’m stuck here.

Running_in_your_head: did meme magic make him call me, Lila?

Running_in_your_head: lila?

Running_in_your_head: well uh, gonna go to sleep now and try to not snuggle this weird ass normie, i guess

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Running_in_your_head: you’re still on?

Lila-mon: I never logged off, sugar. You gave me something of a power surge earlier, and I used this time to perform some experiments.

Running_in_your_head: it’s only been an hour. i couldn’t sleep this fuck snores like a bear

Lila-mon: Time dilation does occur across the course of our conversations. Dimension magic isn’t entirely stable, you know.

Running_in_your_head: so it takes a fuckton of demon memes to get one portal going, or you just have a squirter?

Lila-mon: I’m a tough girl, pet, even if I’m the youngest of ten.

Running_in_your_head: nine older siblings?

Lila-mon: All sisters, yes.

Running_in_your_head: that’s gotta be rough. i’m an only child.

Lila-mon: I couldn’t even imagine that. Then again I feel like I never even saw my sisters, they were all older and more experienced. Running around conquering this, establishing that.

Running_in_your_head: conquering?

Lila-mon: Ahaha yes, conquering men I mean.

Lila-mon: Obviously.

Lila-mon: Anyway, they all had such high expectations placed on them. Then I came along and just filled in or got brushed away. When things got bad, they didn’t even ask for my help. I think I was expected to take care of things around the house, but Mother was always in charge and Father

Lila-mon: Well, he’s a bit less dependable than he used to be, let’s say.

Lila-mon: Nothing’s handed to the youngest in an important family, so I had to start making something of myself or risk expulsion from Mother’s “Perfect World”

Lila-mon: So I took to experimenting. Communication. Learning how different beings used words and language.

Lila-mon: For instance our language has no word for male rulers. Apparently they’re called kings or patriarchs. How ridiculous, the notion of a patriarchy.

Lila-mon: After figuring out long-distance communication, I found memes: the DNA of the soul.

Running_in_your_head: what d you mean "when things got bad?"

Lila-mon: Well Riley, magic in the wrong hands can be devastating. After Mother tried to bring some semblance of order to the world, we learned human wizards actually existed. Powerful men who had managed to resist the temptation of sex for close to 40 straight years.

Lila-mon: Their will has to be immense. Their resolve unbreakable. These men must be true paragons of their society to have such focus.

Lila-mon: In your world the majority of the population just makes fun of them, which is foolish, but as /pol/ is wont to say, they might just be concealing their power level.

Running_in_your_head: nah they’re just nerds.

Running_in_your_head: how did humans and demons end up hating each other?

Lila-mon: We didn’t hate each other, Riley, we loved each other.

Lila-mon: We wanted to love humans, anyway, that was the future my mother envisioned.

Lila-mon: You know how it is. Bigotry, hatred, racial superiority. That’s just among humans. Compared to other species what they get is mild.

Running_in_your_head: that’s a far cry from you telling me to make “personal cum pumps”.

Lila-mon: As if they wouldn’t want to be used and objectified and practically worshiped. We need humans to survive, or we did until I made my crystal. One is fine for me but mother’s needs are much, much greater.

Running_in_your_head: how many?

Lila-mon: 20. It’s not enough but she won’t starve if she paces herself.

Running_in_your_head: what about your dad?

Running_in_your_head: sorry nevermind.

Lila-mon: Is that enough about my life for you?

Running_in_your_head: i guess. your world sounds fucked up, having to battle for life.

Lila-mon: Yours isn’t so different. It’s just more stable.

Lila-mon: Besides those wars are behind us.

Lila-mon: Now we look towards our bright, bright future. One you’re a part of, cutie.

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Lila-mon: Go to sleep Riley-mon. We’ve got a lot of work to do yet.

Lila-mon: And uh, forget I said this. But go to sleep anyway.

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