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- Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcgvLiNYCcA (Beast of Pirate's Bay-Voltaire)
- Gather weary guardsmen
- I have a tale to tell
- It might just save your lives, but only if you listen well
- 'cause there before the break room
- And down the ol' hallway
- There's a sign that says
- "Beware the Fox of Pirate Bay"
- Some say he's stolen from a rival company
- He's made with a new found metal tougher than a tree
- His teeth are deadly razors
- His claws they are like knives
- And if you think he's scary, just wait till you see his red eyes
- Oh don't you run and don't you check and certainly don't you scream
- 'Cause if you do alert him, you'll be crushed hard by a beam
- He'll cut you up, he'll eat your lobe. You better stay away
- Heed the sign that says "Beware the Fox of Pirate's Bay"
- Some say he's a robot that came straight from hell
- To eat the brains of children if they don't behave well
- Some say 'twas an accident, as for me I've got a hunch
- 'Cause they used to let in children there
- But he ate them all for lunch
- Oh don't you run and don't you check and certainly don't you scream
- 'Cause if you do alert him, you'll be crushed hard by a beam
- He'll cut you up, he'll eat your lobe. You better stay away
- Heed the sign that says "Beware the Fox of Pirate's Bay"
- Radical Beamz, you've heard of him, he came to Pirate's Bay
- It seems his fluffy tiger girl had nearly got away
- He reached into the curtain to grab that tiger mom
- There was a crunch, and a scream
- Now that shitty OC can't play his Pokemon
- Oh don't you run and don't you check and certainly don't you scream
- 'Cause if you do alert him, you'll be crushed hard by a beam
- He'll cut you up, he'll eat your lobe. You better stay away
- Heed the sign that says "Beware the Fox of Pirate's Bay"
- Freddy the Fazbear. What a horrible surprise
- With the bright imposing glow coming from his eyes
- He saw the fox and now ya gotta be a goddamn schmuck
- To be scared of Freddy now, because he's a blind ol' furry fuck
- Oh don't you run and don't you check and certainly don't you scream
- 'Cause if you do alert him, you'll be crushed hard by a beam
- He'll cut you up, he'll eat your lobe. You better stay away
- Heed the sign that says "Beware the Fox of Pirate's Bay"
- Now the restaurant is empty and there's only you and me
- And, if you care, I'd like to share how this tale came to be
- So come a little closer if you really want to know
- This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago
- Well I was a janitor when I went to Pirate's bay
- And there I saw a robot in such disarray
- With exposed wires in his open chest and broken legs out wide
- This mighty fox was in such pain I had began to cry
- I pulled and I tugged, but he would not give way
- I tried to drag him away from the lonely Pirate's Bay
- All I could do to help him was to keep people away
- So I wrote a sign... it said: "Beware the Fox of Pirate's Bay."
- WHAT DID IT SAY?
- Don't you run and don't you check and certainly don't you scream
- 'Cause if you do alert him, you'll be crushed hard by a beam
- He'll cut you up, he'll eat your lobe. You better stay away
- Heed the sign that says "Beware"
- Hell, I should know, I put it there!
- Heed the sign that says "Beware the Fox of Pirate's Bay"
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