"Yo, where have you been!? Snowdin's been DEAD without you!"
Monster Kid runs up to you excitedly, falling face-first in the snow.
You're not really sure why you want to call him such a generic name, but
he seems to be okay with it anyway. "Ever since the barrier opened, the
guys who wanted to stay here have been DYING to see you again!"

	The emphasis didn't help put your mind at ease.

	Being an "ambassador" was hard work, even though you were mostly
just a symbol for inter...species? peace and understanding. The standard
kind of thing you'd expect if aliens were discovered, or something.
After showing up with the rest of the first wave of monsters to leave,
the whirlwind of media attention and civil rights panic burnt you out
pretty quickly. Going back underground was the best choice, you thought.
All your friends are safe on the surface, everyone's happy, blah blah
blah.

	Well, most of them are happy.
	Maybe staying with Toriel was the better choice.
	Then again, you have other places to go.

	Arriving in Snowdin~ said a giant spider taxi. The riverperson
had since moved on to deeper waters, and supporting spider business was
the fastest way to get to your destination, as usual. You expected to
see at least a few more people you knew in the town, but it was mostly
filled with tourists. And this lizard kid.

	You ask him why he's still here.

	"Ha ha ha... well, they don't let monsters transfer schools that
easily. And, besides, I knew you'd come back! Snowdin is the COOLEST
place around, right?"

You tilt your head a bit, pretending you don't--
"Get it???"

	He chuckles for a while and then there's an uncomfortable silence.


	It lasts a while.


	"Soooo... Why did you come back?"
You shrug your shoulders in response. He looks disappointed for a second
but cheers up when he asks another question.

	"Well, if you don't have anything to do... How about a
sleepover? You're probably tired from the ride here, and it's already
past my bedtime, and--" You check your watch to confirm that it is, in
fact, 9 PM. You must have fallen asleep on the taxi. You do some quick
math in your head and determine that they definitely made you pay too
much for the ride, but your thoughts keep getting interrupted by the
kid's voice. "... we can eat ice cream, and watch anime, and..." You pat
him on the back and say sure, you could use a place to stay.

	But you pat too hard and he falls over again.
He gets up using the strength of his knees alone, and has a red tint to
his face. You thought the snow here wasn't cold enough for ice burns
(since it's made of magic...) but you don't worry so much about it. "I-
I'll show you the way th-then!" The yellow lizard runs off, half-
shivering. Maybe it's because he doesn't really have warm blood?

	Oh right, monsters don't have blood at all. Probably.

	The house is actually pretty nice, compared to most of the log
buildings in Snowdin, this one is made of brick and has a chimney that
billows white smoke constantly. You step inside and Monster Kid yells
from a room further back: "Whoops, the heat is still on, yo!" The house
is filled with smoke, but it quickly fades away when he turns off the
magical fireplace. "Don't tell my parents about this, okay? They left me
in charge after they went on a vacation to see Undyne." He seems kind of
embarrassed at the mistake, so you pat him on the head to tell him
you're okay. He freezes in place a bit, then runs off to another room.

	After following him, you see him already in bed, with the TV on.
Mettaton's latest action series is on, featuring Mettaton attacking by
doing various ridiculous poses to intimidate the enemy. Monster Kid
seems really into it. "Come on, yo! We've still got another 30 minutes
to watch, so get in here before the room gets too cold!" You point at
the bed and look at him with a confused expression. "Th-there's enough
room for two! It's a twin bed, d-duh!

	You undress (mostly) and get in the bed with him. He still has
his wool striped shirt on, probably to keep his body heat from going
away, you guess. But it's kind of strange when you feel his smooth legs
and tail kicking around when something COOL happens on the show. About
40 witty puns and 500 explosive poses later, the show ends and the TV
turns off automatically. The room still glows with a faint light,
probably magic again.

	"Wowwwww, that was so COOL, right? I'm not even a little bit
tired after that! But the light's going to turn off in a few minutes,
so... ummm..." You can see that he's trying not to look at you directly,
so you nudge him to get him to say something. "Okay, so, uh... yo... I
think... since you beat Undyne and all..." You distinctly remember NOT
beating the loud fish knight, because you ran away. Several times.
Monster Kid keeps muttering, barely audible. "I think... I like you."

	Oh. Well, this isn't something you've done before.

	-WARNING: Lewds lie below.-




	"I gotta make sure... you like me too, you know? So just close
your eyes for a bit..." You do so, and feel something wet-- his tongue--
on your cheek. It takes you a second before you figure out what he's
trying to do, so you open your mouth and return the favor. He recoils a
bit, not expecting the feeling, but embraces it after another second.

	"Ha ha ha!! I did it! I kissed a human! Man, Undyne sure would
be jealous!" You're not sure if he grasps the situation, but you feel
like you're starting to understand him better. You wrap your arms around
him and snuggle more intensely. "Yo, do you wanna be my girlfriend or
something? I-I didn't really think you were gonna be serious..."

	You get on top of him, wrapping your legs around his tail. His
face gets even redder, and his legs reflexively coil around your waist
in surprise. "Oh, hahaha... My bad, I didn't know you were a--mmmpfh!"
You bend in and kiss him again, preventing him from saying it out loud
yet. A strand of saliva dampens his shirt when you pull away. "You...
you really like me, yo? A... a plant told me what people do when they
REALLY like each other... like a lot... wanna try?"

	Oh God. Jesus Christ. You hope he likes watching this stuff, the
fucking pervert. You start taking off your underwear, figuring that they
don't need to be any more dirty than they already are. Monster Kid's
SOUL is resonating with yours, so he doesn't notice that you already
know what he wants. You slide into him carefully, but his body feels
like it's made of rubber, like it's designed for this. You push it in
harder, until you can't anymore, and he squeals in pleasure.

	At the same time, the armless lizard boy is pushing his tail up
into you, deeper and deeper. It almost seems like he's trying to force
your crotch forward, pushing against the covers with his legs for
leverage to fuck you with his tail and to make you fuck him with even
more strength. You can feel a wet, warm appendage around your belly
button-- took him long enough, you think-- and the slippery touch from
it is enough to keep you going. His shirt is loose enough for you to
keep a tight grip around him but still continue the motions.

	You look at Monster Kid's face and see someone more excited than
you've ever seen. The way his eyes focus on you in the dim light, the
way his panting seems to be synced to your thrusting, all of it... All
of it looks like this is the best time he's had. You sloppily bring your
mouth to his again, kissing to see how his face changes. But as soon as
you get close enough to see nothing else but his mouth he yelps again,
and you pull back, surprised. The warm, sticky feeling on your belly
expands upwards, almost reaching halfway up your chest. Once he relaxes
his muscles and his tail plops out of your rear, you can't help but
finish inside his.

	"Hahhhh... Yo..." He's still panting, tired from his first ever
"real" method of release. The innocent lizard you knew from running
around Waterfall is gone, replaced with a much more interesting one. "I
think... Maybe... we'll do that again..." He closes his eyes and you
roll off of him, exhausted. "Next time, though... Can you, like... smile
harder? Not like there's anything wrong with... your mouth, but just..."
You hug him again, and the light turns off as if it's on cue. "Never
mind, yo. I can't really complain about my new boyfriend."

	You wake up to feel something on your face. It's a glowing,
white petal.

	You smile.