ACT I:
darrel went for the phone
he was too late
sed already picked up the phone and answnenerwed
hello - said sed
hey - said flanktank
darrel shot sed
bang bang
twice
he was dead on floor
darrel hung up phone
pet dog ethan said to beacon
oh no
beacon said to pet dog ethan
help
suddenly flanktank approached darrel
darrel looked at flanktank
flanktank looked at darrel
bang bang
oh dear
darrel lie dead
what do we do said sed
i thought you died sed said pet dog ethan
oh
sed fell over and died again
what do we does beacon said pet dog ethan
i dunno beacon say
bang bang
beacon shot gun in head of flanktank
twice in gun head
boom blop
his brain splatter on ground
oh no said pet dog ethan
i dont like him said beacon to pet dog ethan
me neither wuffed pet dog ethan
ACT II3:
ethan threw darrel dead body into well water
the well water got poison and villagers died
among villager was pixel
but he was dead
phoe came out of sky with gun in hand
bang bang
shot himself in gut
where other bullet go
it was sed
phoe died from sed bullet wound
and sed was alived again
hello ladies
said sed with a grin
bang bang
pet dog ethan shot down sed
he smelled funny said pet dog ethan
i know said beacon
they drank out of wells water to celebrate
GAAAAAAAAH darrel poisoning
ACT IOI:
when pet dog ethan wake up
bang bang
beacon shots zambo in brains
what is zambo
pet dog ethan black out
what happen beacon said pet dog ethan
zambo try eat you said beacon
oh said pet dog ethan
they both blacked out
dear god
ACT: I567
when do sed get back said pet dog ethan
i donut know said beacon
he was dead
good thing rebel show up and save us from nazi jews said pet dog ethan
the story progresses further
oh deary me said sed
it appears you are lost
he wasnt dead
bang bang
sed felled over
bledding
what do do with dead guy said pet dog ethan
oh no that not dead guy that sed said beacon
they kicked dead body
sedlaugh.mp3
where to next chief said pet dog ethan
i dont know said beacon
bang bang
qwud shot gun in aire
he say
welcome to metro man sandy ravage
wow this is a cool foreetress said pet dog ethan
i know said qwud with a chuckle
it wasnt a chuckle
he walk away from them and close doors
beacon and pet dog ethan never got to famed metro man randy savage vault
blorp
space aliens attack fortress
it impenetrable
beacon leave with pet dog ethan
they find stalker camp
such is life in the zone
it turns out they were bandits
lost to the zone
ACT 2033:
wake up in metro man sandy ravage
sed come out of shadows
hello said sed
bang bang
sed fall over dead
qwud smoking gun go back in holster
damn elves said qwud
he was my friend said pet dog ethan
bang bang
qwud shoot more bullet into sed
he turn into bats and fly away
he will be back say qwud
oh said beacon and pet dog ethan collectively
when do i get my bastard gun said pet dog ethan
this not metro man sandy ravage said qwud
it was just the zone
why are we still in zone said beacon
such is life in the zone said qwud
before beacon can tell qwud he a dummy bang bang gunshot from house
beavis macon was shot
i grew up in macon said lee
he got bit
ACT IIVVIVI:
why it smell like potato say pet dog ethan
because it really a potato farm say qwud
and it was potato farm
beacon run over to potato and eat it
woah it taste like fruit
no said pet dog ethan
it taste like ass
qwud say it actually an ass farm
oh said collective pet dog ethan and beacon
you so smell said beacon
bang bang
metro not so quiet
sed come out of shadow
i do not laugh says sed
bang bang
sed crotch explode
oh dear
he fall over into spiders
he explode into spiders
why sed so weird ask beacon
qwud explode into spiders too
i guess he dont know says beacon
ACT IYYYU:
quality material
ACT GGGGG:
gg beacon yelled at lungs
this not video game
bang bang
pet dog ethan and beacon are lone wanderer
fallout 3 ending
EPILOGUE:
sed come out of bathroom talking about his new idea
bang bang
not today sed
sed fall over
he not move
they finally win