Title - S Mario (Sadistic Mario)
Author - Final
<In the presents screen Luigi is saying something along the lines of,
"Lousy good for nothin'...">
<Intro Text>
Hi there~ This is a hack!
To be perfectly frank, you could call it "Mode S."
Beginners will probably find beating this hack a little difficult,
but please do what you can!
<Cupnote: "ドS" (or "Mode S" as I chose to translate it) is internet slang for saying something is extremely sadistic. It's the same "S" as in the title.">
-------------------WORLD 1-----------------------------------------------------------------
<1-1>
Horse's House
<Note: He's calling yoshi by his slang name
"detteiu" (you should be familiar with this by now
from Ryuu's videos), but vgboy started a tradition of
translating this as "horse," in your honor so who am I
to break it.>
<Text Box>
-----Last Will and Testament----
"By the time you read this, I'll no longer be here.
The devil's army draws near.
Anywho, go save the world!" -Horse
<1-2>
Pipeville
<Text Box>
I'm probably an idiot for thinking this,
but you haven't died yet right?
If you're already dying here, even just once,
the rest of this is going to be painful~
<1-3>
Pipeville Secret
<Text Box>
Bet you thought you were done with Stage 1.
Well my naive little friend,
prepare yourself for the continuation~!
...I'm bugging you aren't I~?
<1-4>
Unbending Regulations
<Text Box>
1. Human entry is prohibited.
2. Rotation is prohibited.
Lawbreakers will perish.
<1-5>
Straightforward Mountain Foothills
<1-6>
Emergency! He's coming! ~Mode M~
(Note: Remember "Mode S?" Well it's like that, but
the "M" draws from the other half of S&M)
<Text Box>
Come on and trample me!
Trample me by spinning! COME ON!
<Autotext>
Ah... Ah... At last we've come together
Feels, feels so good~~~~
<1-7>
Torture Bill
<After Boss Text>
And so Mario escaped the Bullet Bill's torturing.
He seemed to be doing well for himself and continued on his way,
but Mario had no idea that Luigi had...
Luigi had begun the practice of Black Magic...
-----------WORLD 2-----------------------------------------------------
<2-1>
Garden of Eden
<Text Box>
----Warning----
That fireflower is WAY too hot, it's burning.
Touch it and you could burn to death...
<2-2>
You Can No Longer Go Back
<Text Box>
L:"Brother, I've become a wielder of Black Magic~.
Try turning to look behind you and you're in for quite
a shock, dear brother. I'll raise a flag upon your death!"
<2-3>
You Can't See What's Inside
<2-4>
FIRE MAGIC.
<Text Box>
Hurry and take that P-Switch back there.
Just in case you don't know the place I'm
talking about... it's the starting location.
<2-5>
Leaping Through the Starry Sky
<Text Box>
Two consecutive jumps!
<2-6>
Colored Judgement
<2-7>
Emergency! He comes 2! ~Groupies and Mobs~
<Text Box>
So now you've got a shell.
However, that shell, it doesn't
exactly function like a shell...
<2-8>
Black Watchtower
<Text Box>
There are items in the item boxes,
but you shouldn't use them, okay.
<After Boss Text>
And so Mario's younger brother was chastised for
his evil dealings. He got away, but Mario managed
to obtain the green jewel that was the source of
his magic. That guy is probably off vomiting or
something now.
-----------WORLD 3--------------------------------------------------------
<3-1>
SMK WORLD
<Text Box>
1. Fire's chemical changes
2. Level 2 jumping
<Text Box>
TO BE CONTINUED
<3-2>
SMK WORLD Continued
<Text Box>
1. Bird Flu
2. Ride!
3. Thwompowmp
4. No rotating!
<3-3>
The Devil's Melody
<Text Box>
This castle has a strong magnetic field
produced by magic. You'll have to work
against it in order to proceed.
<Auto Text>
L: "Seems you've captured the castle,
but someday your number two will definitely
step up! Remember it!
Lastly, be sure to use the restroom before
going to bed!"
<3-4>
Afterword
<Text Box>
It means a lot to me that you stuck it out to the end.
Thank you very much.
You're probably not very happy with that ending,
but please be forgiving...