The creation of a pussy.
Seven wise men, with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy, to their design.
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First was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailer, tall and thin,
using red velvet, lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with fur from a fox, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was mcgee,
touch it and blessed it, and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt.
sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
Then god came along, dumb as a barge,
stuffed it completely, and put a woman in charge!