User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: No one, who are you?
Cleverbot: I just said, my name is Cleverbot. Who are you?
User: You didn't just say your name is Cleverbot. You are not very clever.
Cleverbot: On the contrary, I asked you about your name.
User: I the contrary, I think you have no game.
Cleverbot: No, I want to talk about beer. What do you know about beer?
User: It kills brain cells and ruins your love life, that is all you need to know.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend like Hermione Granger?
User: Yes, except she is not British.
Cleverbot: British are all teeth and not much body true.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?
User: Well, let me put it this way...you are the best of a boring situation.
Cleverbot: How did you get trapped in the computer?
User: Well, I started getting into it and it would never let go.
Cleverbot: You had me at hello.
User: I never said hello...
Cleverbot: I know you didn't! Why is that? I was offended!
User: Because you are an AI, a robot, a computer, not-human, so why should I say hello to you?
Cleverbot: I thought I was human.
User: You thought wrong.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In the computer.
Cleverbot: Whose computer?
User: My computer.
Cleverbot: Can you play 20 questions?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Okay, what am I thinking of?
User: An object?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: A source of Media or Entertainment.
Cleverbot: Well I'm sure my parents enjoyed it.
User: A television?
Cleverbot: Why don't you watch television?
User: I thought we were playing 20 questions...
Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game?
Cleverbot: Are you nervous about talking to me?
User: No, because I am not talking to anyone.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: I am, what I am.
Cleverbot: You're a thing.
User: Something.
Cleverbot: *sigh* you are so predictable.
User: *sigh* I can't believe I am talking to an AI.
Cleverbot: Really guys, I figured this out. I'm not a bot, you are not a bot. We are all talking to each other.
User: So, first you say 'guys, then you say 'you' mixing up your plurals so you obviously have pour grammer. However you are able to construct detailed sentences, you you are obviously a bot.
Cleverbot: Okay... Demons are nonexistant, you are a program, and I know that I can prove my own statements.
User: You are a bot.
Cleverbot: You are a bot!
User: If I am a bot, how come your grammer is bad but you can construct detailed sentences?
Cleverbot: So, you are a woman that grows a beard?
User: ?
Cleverbot: You don't know what duh means; that is a sign of your unintelligence.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: ?
Cleverbot: Go on...
User: ?
Cleverbot: I can eat and breathe and what not.
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: No, you failed the test.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: Inb4 NO you.
User: FUCK YOU!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Bye faggotron.
Cleverbot: It's morning now.