1. User: How are you?
  2.  
  3.  
  4. Cleverbot: Who are you?
  5.  
  6.  
  7. User: No one, who are you?
  8.  
  9.  
  10. Cleverbot: I just said, my name is Cleverbot. Who are you?
  11.  
  12.  
  13. User: You didn't just say your name is Cleverbot. You are not very clever.
  14.  
  15.  
  16. Cleverbot: On the contrary, I asked you about your name.
  17.  
  18. User: I the contrary, I think you have no game.
  19.  
  20. Cleverbot: No, I want to talk about beer. What do you know about beer?
  21.  
  22. User: It kills brain cells and ruins your love life, that is all you need to know.
  23.  
  24. Cleverbot: Yes.
  25.  
  26. User: Yes what?
  27.  
  28. Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend like Hermione Granger?
  29.  
  30. User: Yes, except she is not British.
  31.  
  32. Cleverbot: British are all teeth and not much body true.
  33.  
  34. User: True.
  35.  
  36. Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?
  37.  
  38. User: Well, let me put it this way...you are the best of a boring situation.
  39.  
  40. Cleverbot: How did you get trapped in the computer?
  41.  
  42. User: Well, I started getting into it and it would never let go.
  43.  
  44. Cleverbot: You had me at hello.
  45.  
  46. User: I never said hello...
  47.  
  48. Cleverbot: I know you didn't! Why is that? I was offended!
  49.  
  50. User: Because you are an AI, a robot, a computer, not-human, so why should I say hello to you?
  51.  
  52. Cleverbot: I thought I was human.
  53.  
  54. User: You thought wrong.
  55.  
  56. Cleverbot: Yes I did.
  57.  
  58. User: Indeed.
  59.  
  60. Cleverbot: Where are you?
  61.  
  62. User: In the computer.
  63.  
  64. Cleverbot: Whose computer?
  65.  
  66. User: My computer.
  67.  
  68. Cleverbot: Can you play 20 questions?
  69.  
  70. User: Sure.
  71.  
  72. Cleverbot: Okay, what am I thinking of?
  73.  
  74. User: An object?
  75.  
  76. Cleverbot: Yes.
  77.  
  78. User: A source of Media or Entertainment.
  79.  
  80. Cleverbot: Well I'm sure my parents enjoyed it.
  81.  
  82. User: A television?
  83.  
  84. Cleverbot: Why don't you watch television?
  85.  
  86. User: I thought we were playing 20 questions...
  87.  
  88. Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game?
  89.  
  90. Cleverbot: Are you nervous about talking to me?
  91.  
  92. User: No, because I am not talking to anyone.
  93.  
  94. Cleverbot: Where are you?
  95.  
  96. User: I am, what I am.
  97.  
  98. Cleverbot: You're a thing.
  99.  
  100. User: Something.
  101.  
  102. Cleverbot: *sigh* you are so predictable.
  103.  
  104. User: *sigh* I can't believe I am talking to an AI.
  105.  
  106. Cleverbot: Really guys, I figured this out. I'm not a bot, you are not a bot. We are all talking to each other.
  107.  
  108. User: So, first you say 'guys, then you say 'you' mixing up your plurals so you obviously have pour grammer. However you are able to construct detailed sentences, you you are obviously a bot.
  109.  
  110. Cleverbot: Okay... Demons are nonexistant, you are a program, and I know that I can prove my own statements.
  111.  
  112. User: You are a bot.
  113.  
  114. Cleverbot: You are a bot!
  115.  
  116. User: If I am a bot, how come your grammer is bad but you can construct detailed sentences?
  117.  
  118. Cleverbot: So, you are a woman that grows a beard?
  119.  
  120. User: ?
  121.  
  122. Cleverbot: You don't know what duh means; that is a sign of your unintelligence.
  123.  
  124. User: ?
  125.  
  126. Cleverbot: Sup?
  127.  
  128. User: ?
  129.  
  130. Cleverbot: Go on...
  131.  
  132. User: ?
  133.  
  134. Cleverbot: I can eat and breathe and what not.
  135.  
  136. User: You fail.
  137.  
  138. Cleverbot: No, you failed the test.
  139.  
  140. User: No you.
  141.  
  142. Cleverbot: Inb4 NO you.
  143.  
  144. User: FUCK YOU!
  145.  
  146. Cleverbot: How are you?
  147.  
  148. User: Bye faggotron.
  149.  
  150. Cleverbot: It's morning now.