terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling adiosToreador [AT]
TC: WhOa wHaT ThE FuCk iT Is mY MoThErFuCkIn bUlLhOnKeY?
TC: TaVrOs mAn wHeRe yOu aT On tHiS FiNe aSs bItCh oF A DaY?
TC: HoOoOoOoOoOoNk!
AT: oH HEY,
AT: sORRY,
TC: ThErE yOu ArE. :o)
AT: yEAH, i'M SORRY, i DIDN'T HEAR THE HUSKTOP,
TC: It's aLl fUcKiN FiNe aNd cHiLl aS ChIlL CaN Up aNd gEt.
AT: oKAY, dID YOU NEED SOMETHING,
TC: Yo wHaT It iS YoU KnOw aBoUt tHiS BuLgE-OuT InSaNe sHiT CaLlEd rOlEpLaY?
AT: uHHH, wELL,
TC: Ac gOt mE InTo cOnVeRsAtIoNs aBoUt aLl lIkE FuCkIn,
TC: I dUnNo,
TC: BuT ShE WaS AlL LiKe bEiNg uP AnD AlL ToRe a hOlE CoMpLeTeLy iN ThE SiDe oF ThIs uNdEaD WiZaRd HoUnD oR SoMeThInG.
TC: ExCePt tHaT FuCkEr wAs oNlY On tHe iNtErNeT.
AT: sOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SHE'D DO,
AT: sHE LIKES TO,
AT: wELL,
TC: hAhA.
AT: sHE ALWAYS LIKES TO HUNT,
AT: bUT, uHHH, i DONT ROLEPLAY MUCH WITH HER ANYMORE,
AT: bECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL UPSET WHEN SHE KILLS ALL THOSE NICE ANIMALS, fOR NO GOOD REASON
TC: HeHeHe iT'S AlL GoInG To bE LiKe fUcKiN BeInG AlL RiGhT.
TC: I WoN'T AsK YoU Do tO ThAt.
AT: oKAY, gOOD,
TC: I JuSt gOt aNd fUcKiN ThOuGhT I'D TaKe tHiS MoThErFuCkEr oF A TiTs iDeA FoR A SpIn.
AT: wITH ME, }:)
TC: HeLlS To tHe fUcK YeAh bRoLlErDeRbY!
AT: tHAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN,
AT: oKAY, sO,
AT: wHERE SHOULD WE START,
TC: We'rE In yOuR RoOm.
TC: aLl pUtTiN SoMe sErIoUs pEeP Up oN A FaIrY PoStEr oR SoMe dAmN ThInG.
AT: hI gAMZEE, iT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE FOR A VISIT,
AT: oH YES, gOOD IDEA, i LIKE MY POSTERS A LOT,
AT: i GOT A NEW ONE FOR MY WRIGGLING DAY, a BLUE ONE WITH SPARKLES, i THINK IT'S MY SECOND FAVORITE NOW,
TC: dAmN tHaT's NiCe.
AT: sO DID YOU MAYBE WANT TO GO OUTSIDE, oR, uHHH,
TC: WhIlE YoU'Re oVeR ThErE BeInG AlL AbOuT To sUgGeSt wE Go sOmE DoWn-aSs fUcKiN PlAcE I ClImB Up oNtO YoUr fOuR WhEeL MiRaClE.
AT: wAIT, wHAT,
TC: HaHaHaH I'M On mY MoThErFuCkIn kNeEs hErE, sTrAdDlInG YoUr lEgS AnD LoOkInG YoU RiGhT AlL Up iN ThE FaCe.
AT: gAMZEE,
AT: iS THIS A DIFFERENT, uHHH, sORT OF ROLEPLAY,
AT: i'M NOT SURE HOW i FEEL ABOUT IT,
TC: ReLaX BrO ShIt's aLl mOtHeRfUcKiN GoOd, YoU'Re nOt gOnNa gEt hUrT AnD NeItHeR Is sOmE FuCkIn aNiMaL, i pRoMiSe.
AT: wELL, yEAH, bUT,
TC: YoU GoTtA JuSt sAy fUcK It aNd rOlL WiTh sHiT LiKe tHiS sOmEtImEs.
TC: jUsT GoTtA GeT To bEiNg aLl dOwN WiTh tHiS ClOwN.
AT: bUT I DON'T KNOW IF,
TC: OkAy sO YoU'rE aLl oVeR HeRe kIcKiN Up a mOtHeRfUcKeR Of a dUsT ClOuD BeCaUsE I'M Up iN BaSiCaLlY EvErY GrIlL YoU'lL eVeR hAvE.
TC: I GoT YoU By tHe hOrNs aNd i tUrN YoUr fAcE BaCk tO Me.
AT: oH GOD,
TC: I LeAn dOwN AnD SmAcK A FaT KiSs rIgHt oN YoUr bIg mOuTh, OuR TeEtH AlL ClIcKiN BeCaUsE We'rE ThE FuCkIn aWeSoMeSt oF FaNg bRoS FoReVeR.
TC: I FuCkIn sUcK On yOuR LoWeR LiP A LiTtLe, HeHe iT TuRnS OuT YoU TaStE PrEtTy gOoD.
TC: OkAy sO I GoTtA Up aNd pUt oNe hAnD On yOuR ShOuLdEr sO I DoN'T FuCkIn fAlL OvEr aNd kNoCk uS BoTh tO ThE FlOoR.
TC: BuT ThE SmArT MoThErFuCkEr rEaDiNg tHiS Is pRoBaBlY WoNdErInG WhAt mY OtHeR HaNd bE AlL Up aNd aBoUt tO Be gEtTiN InTo.
TC: iT's HiS pAnTs.
adiosToreador [AT] blocked terminallyCapricious [TC]
terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling adiosToreador [AT]
TC: HeY TaVrOs i tHiNk mAyBe yOu wEnT AlL AnD PuShEd sOmE WrOnG BuTtOn.
TC: HaHaHaHa.
AT: gAMZEE i DON'T THINK i CAN ROLEPLAY WITH YOU LIKE THIS
TC: WeLl YoU DiDn't lIkE HaUl oFf aNd pUnCh mE In tHe MaKeUp Or pUsH Me oFf.
AT: wELL THAT WOULD BE RUDE,
AT: aND YOU'RE MY FRIEND,
TC: HeHe jUsT ReLaX, mAyBe gEt yOuRsElF A HiT Of sOpOr sLiMe.
TC: WhEn tHiS Is oVeR YoU ArE GoNnA Up aNd lIkE GeT To bEiNg tHe cHiLlEsT Of tHe mOtHeRfUcKeRs.
AT: wAIT, sOPOR SLIME,
AT: gAMZEE THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU,
TC: It's aLl gOoD AnD SwEeT, jUsT GoTtA Be rOlLiN At wHaT YoUr hEaRt's gEtTiN To bE AlL In, YoU KnOw?
AT: ,,,
TC: DaMn mAn, YoU WeNt aNd wAs aLl lIkE To mAkE A MoThErFuCkEr lOsE HiS PlAcE.
TC: oKaY,
TC: ThErE GoEs yOuR MoThErFuCkIn pAnTs aLl oPeN.
TC: aNd ThEn i...
TC: WaIt.
TC: It sTiLl lIkEs tO StAnD Up aNd gEt fReSh rIgHt?
AT: tHAT'S KIND OF, pERSONAL,
AT: oKAY YES IT DOES,
TC: Oh tHaT Is mOtHeRfUcKiN TiTs tImEs tHeRe bRo, DoN'T KnOw wHaT I'D Be aLl uP InTo bY NoW If i cOuLdN'T GeT My bAlLoOn aNiMaL To cOmE OuT To sAy hElLo!
TC: :oD
AT: yEAH, sINCE YOU MENTION IT, uHHH, i WAS REALLY SCARED FOR AWHILE TOO,
AT: bUT IT'S OKAY,
TC: OkAy hEhEhE We hAvE GoT To rOcK A SeRiOuS FaCe aNd sToP FaLlInG Up iNtO AlL ThEsE MoThErFuCkIn dIsTrAcTiOnS.
AT: oKAY, sORRY,
TC: sO NoW I GoT A FuCkIn hOlD On yOu.
AT: oKAY, i GUESS,
TC: I'M FuCkIn rUbBiN It.
AT: oH GOD,
TC: lIkE PoLiShInG OnE Of mY JuGgLiNg cLuBs.
AT: iT MAKES ME, sTILL UNCOMFORTABLE, bUT IT FEELS GOOD WHEN YOU DO THAT
TC: DaAaAaAmN, lOoK HoW BiG It aLl iS.
TC: ThAt iS RiGhT ThE FuCk oN, i gUeSs wHeN ThE MiRtHfUl mInIsTeRs tAkE OnE ThInG FrOm yOu tHeY GiVe yOu aNoThEr.
AT: wAIT, i SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING FOR YOU, uHHH
AT: i PUT MY HANDS ON YOUR THIGHS, aND SLIDE THEM UP,
TC: YeEeEaAaAhHh...
AT: i HAVE MY HAND ON YOUR bULGE, aND i LOOK UP INTO YOUR FACE,
AT: aND SMILE A LITTLE,
TC: YoU KnOw tHaT MoThErFuCkEr's hArD As sToNe.
AT: yEAH, i DO,
TC: StIlL RuBbInG YoU, cIrClInG A FiNgErTiP ArOuNd tHe hEaD.
AT: hAHHHHH,
AT: tHAT'S REALLY SENSITIVE,
AT: bUT I WON'T STOP YOU,
TC: CaNt sToP Me nOw aNyWaY BrOtHeR, dOn't eVeN FuCkIn tRy tHaT ShIt.
AT: i WON'T, bUT, i GOT YOURS OUT TOO
AT: iT LOOKS, nICE,
TC: :o)
AT: }:)
AT: aNYWAY, i GET TO WORK, uSING REALLY GENTLE STROKES AT FIRST,
TC: UhHh, I LiKe tHaT A LoT.
AT: mATTERS PROGRESS, aND I BUILD TO A STRONGER MOTION
TC: HaHaHa lOoK DoWn bRo, We'rE CrOsSiNg sWoRdS HeRe.
AT: i DON'T MIND,
TC: nEiThEr
TC: cLoSe ThOuGh
AT: oKAY,
AT: tHAT'S FINE,
AT: oH, i KNOW, tHERE'S LOTION HERE IN REACH,
AT: nOW IT'S ON MY HAND, aND IT FEELS REALLY GOOD AGAINST YOUR SKIN,
TC: HnNnNn, YeAh...
TC: RoCkIn a lItTlE.
TC: gOdDaMmiT mOtHeRfUcKeR I'M sO cLoSe
AT: sMILING, i'M REALLY HAPPY TO HEAR THAT,
AT: i USE MY OTHER HAND TO, uHHH, pLAY WITH YOUR BALLS A LITTLE
TC: OH FUCK
AT: aRE YOU OKAY,
AT: hEY,
TC: UhHhNnN So wHaT HaPpEnS NeXt iS ThAt i tHrUsT At yOu oNe fInAl tImE BeFoRe i fLiP RiGhT ThE FuCk oUt.
TC: LoOkS LiKe yOu tOoK A SpLaSh oF MiRaClE GeNeTiCs tO ThE ChEsT!
AT: hEEE, iT'S OKAY, i HAVE MORE SHIRTS,
TC: BuT I KiNdA GoT ToO ExCiTeD AnD ToPpLeD Us, We'rE On tHe fLoOr nOw.
AT: oH NOOO,
TC: YoU LaNdEd oN ToP Of mE.
AT: gAMZEE i'M REALLY SORRY,
TC: No, ReLaX, i jUsT NoTiCeD WhAt hApPeNeD AnD I'M On tHiS MoThErFuCkIn tHiNg lIkE BrOwN On sHiT.
TC: I'Ll hElP YoU BaCk uP At wHeRe yOuR NoBlE StEeD SiTs wHeN We'rE DoNe.
TC: BuT RiGhT NoW We'rE LaUgHiNg aBoUt iT.
TC: YoU'Re pRoPpEd uP In a pIlE Of yOuR TeDdY BeArS NoW.
AT: hOST PLUSH,
TC: YeAh tHeM.
TC: AnD ThErE Go yOuR MoThErFuCkIn pAnTs bRo!
TC: I GeT RiGhT DoWn iN ThErE AnD GiVe iT A LiCk.
AT: oH WOW,
TC: It's iNsAnE HoW BiG ThIs tHiNg iS BuT ThAt's nOt gOnNa sToP tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR.
TC: I RuN My tOnGuE AlOnG ItS LeNgTh.
AT: yESSS,
TC: uP aNd DoWn
AT: gAMZEE,
TC: BeFoRe tAkInG ThE HeAd iN My mOuTh aNd sUcKiNg gEnTlY.
AT: wATCH THE TEETH,
TC: Oh yEaH ThOsE MoThErFuCkErS CaN CoNsIdEr tHeMsElVeS On pRoBaTiOn, GoTtA GeT AlL GoInG To cHeCk iN WiTh a cOrReXeCuTiOnAl oFfIcEr eVeRy 24 HoUrS Or gEt cUlLeD.
AT: tHANK YOU,
TC: NoW I GoT My mOuTh aLl tO Be jUsT CoMpLeTeLy fIlLeD WiTh bEeF HeRe, GrAdE A PrImE FlAnK StEaK.
TC: If yOu kNoW WhAt i mEaN.
TC: AnD I'D BeT My lAsT HoRn yOu dO.
AT: i DO, oH GOD,
AT: yOUR MOUTH IS REALLY WARM,
AT: i'M ARCHING MY BACK A LITTLE,
AT: gRIPPING A HANDFUL OF PLUSH,
TC: yEsSsSsSs
TC: BoBbInG My hEaD A LiTtLe bIt fAsTeR, fLiCkInG My tOnGuE AgAiNsT YoU.
TC: ThIs iS fUn As ShItKiCkIn GoOd TiMeS gEt.
AT: yOU MIGHT WANT TO MOVE,
AT: i'M REALLY GONNA,
TC: No wAy mAn, I LoCk eYeS WiTh yOu, ThE FeStIvE TwInKlE Is jUsT NoT EvEn tO Be bElIeVeD.
AT: uHHHHHHHHHHN,
TC: I KeEp lIcKiNg aNd sUcKiNg aT It, BuT GeNtLy nOw cLeAnInG YoU Up.
AT: wOW, jUST, hOLY SHIT,
TC: So hOw wAs i aT ThIs rOlEpLaY ThInG?
AT: tHAT WAS AMAZING,
AT: yOU SHOULD DO THAT MORE OFTEN,
TC: HaHa ThE cIrCuS rOlLs In MyStErIoUs WaYs My FrIeNd. MaYbE We wIlL. ;o)
TC: BuT HeY LiStEn tHiS WaS PrEtTy mUcH ThE BeSt tHiNg i'vE GoTtEn mY BaD SeLf uP InTo aLl dAy, BuT I ThInK I'M GoNnA Go oUt tO ThE BeAcH fOr AwHiLe.
TC: SeE wHaT I cAn SeE.
AT: gAMZEE, wAIT,
TC: wHaT?
AT: mY CHAIR, uMMM,
TC: Oh fUcK! tHaT'S RiGhT...
TC: HaHa sOrRy mAn, YoU KnOw sOmEtImEs i kInDa GeT mY hEaD aLl uP aRoUnD a ClOuD iN sPaCe.
AT: nO HARM DONE,
TC: I GeT YoUr fOuR WhEeLeD DeViCe aNd sTaNd tHaT MoThErFuCkEr rIgHtWaYs wHeRe tHe sHiT BeLoNgS.
TC: ThEn i pUt mY ArMs aRoUnD YoU AnD LiFt.
TC: AnD ThEn yOu'rE RiGhT BaCk tO RoCkIn tHaT ThRoNe.
AT: tHANK YOU,
terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling adiosToreador [AT]