import java.util.Random;
public class GrumpsGenerator {
private final String INTRO_START = "Welcome back to";
private final String OUTRO_START = "Next time on";
private final String[] NAMES = { "Game Grumps", "Gample Gust", "Grep",
"Gash Garst", "Gurp Gurp Gurp Gurp", "Squidward", "Batman",
"Grumble Dumps", "Groomp Croomp", "Gargarsh", "Grusput", "Goof Troop" };
private final int UPPERCASE_NAMES = 0;
private final String[] LINE_STARTS = { "OH IT'S A",
"ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF", "POPPY BROTHERS JUNIOR",
"WHAT IS THIS?", "Look at this", "Look at that dang-ass", "Real talk?",
"I legitimately think", "I hate when", "Pause balls by going upstairs," };
private final int UPPERCASE_LINE_STARTS = 4;
private final String[] LINE_ENDS = { "IT'S NO USE", "BARRY, PUT THAT IN",
"POPPY BROTHERS SENIOR", "WE ALWAYS RESET TOGETHER", "GREATGREATGREAT",
"WHAT IS MY LIFE?", "Pumbloom", "dang", "game feel", "Silver",
"*Jon coughs*", "[JON NO]", "Chiz Peetza" };
private final int UPPERCASE_LINE_ENDS = 6;
private Random random;
private StringBuilder sb;
private int lineCount;
public GrumpsGenerator() {
random = new Random();
sb = new StringBuilder();
generateIntro();
lineCount = random.nextInt(30) + 5;
generateLines(lineCount);
generateOutro();
}
public void generateIntro() {
String intro = INTRO_START + " " + NAMES[random.nextInt(NAMES.length)];
sb.append(intro + "\n");
}
public void generateLines(int n) {
for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
int lineStartIndex = random.nextInt(LINE_STARTS.length);
int lineEndIndex = random.nextInt(LINE_ENDS.length);
String line = LINE_STARTS[lineStartIndex] + " " + LINE_ENDS[lineEndIndex];
if (lineStartIndex < UPPERCASE_LINE_STARTS
|| lineEndIndex < UPPERCASE_LINE_ENDS)
line = line.toUpperCase();
sb.append(line + "\n");
}
}
public void generateOutro() {
String outro = OUTRO_START + " " + NAMES[random.nextInt(NAMES.length)];
sb.append(outro + "\n");
}
@Override
public String toString() {
return sb.toString();
}
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println(new GrumpsGenerator());
}
}