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  2. Attention news media and panicking bloggers:
  3.  
  4. _ _
  5. / \ _ __ _ _ ___ _ __ ___ ___ __ _ _ __ _ __ ___ ___| |_
  6. / _ \ | '_ \| | | |/ _ \| '_ \ / _ \ / __/ _` | '_ \ | '_ \ / _ \/ __| __|
  7. / ___ \| | | | |_| | (_) | | | | __/ | (_| (_| | | | | | |_) | (_) \__ \ |_
  8. /_/ \_\_| |_|\__, |\___/|_| |_|\___| \___\__,_|_| |_| | .__/ \___/|___/\__|
  9. |___/ |_|
  10. _ ____ _ ____ _
  11. | |_ ___ | _ \ __ _ ___| |_ ___| __ )(_)_ __ _ _ ___ _ _
  12. | __/ _ \ | |_) / _` / __| __/ _ \ _ \| | '_ \ | | | |/ _ \| | | |
  13. | || (_) | | __/ (_| \__ \ || __/ |_) | | | | |_ | |_| | (_) | |_| |
  14. \__\___/ |_| \__,_|___/\__\___|____/|_|_| |_( ) \__, |\___/ \__,_|
  15. |/ |___/
  16. _ _
  17. _ __ _ _ _ __ ___ _ __ | |_(_) ___ ___
  18. | '_ \| | | | '_ ` _ \| '_ \| __| |/ _ \/ __|
  19. | | | | |_| | | | | | | |_) | |_| | __/\__ \
  20. |_| |_|\__,_|_| |_| |_| .__/ \__|_|\___||___/
  21. |_|
  22.  
  23.  
  24. Stop freaking out and writing hysterical news articles based on a single
  25. anonymous message. You did it with the Britain's Got Talent thing, and
  26. now you're doing it with the "census leak".
  27.  
  28. (On the other hand, if they actually release the data?
  29. You should totally start freaking out.)