Larry: I love boolean (bullying) Patrick
Patrick: You got some real character, Larry!
L: At least I have some int elligence.
P: At least I don’t float around.
L: Looks like you’re enjoying the double entendres.
P: I can see this is going to take a long time.
L: Not if I choke you with String.
P: I would like to object.
L: On the last test, Patrick scored a null-pointer
P: Too bad Patrick is super classy.
L: You are so overweight because you’re so static
P: At least I’m not short.
L: What is this, public humiliation? At least I’m not bitter.
P: I really took a byte of your ego, huh?
A: You guys are so volatile.
L: Patrick is a (com)pile of poop.
A: How were your brains assembled?
P: I C your experience is too BASIC for a good argument.