1. [ 2012.02.14 05:06:54 ] Captain Hurrdurr > Korvos.
  2. [ 2012.02.14 05:06:59 ] Captain Hurrdurr > Do you ever sleep babe.
  3. [ 2012.02.14 05:07:06 ] Korvos > occasionally
  4. [ 2012.02.14 05:07:13 ] Korvos > i like to surprise myself
  5. [ 2012.02.14 05:07:15 ] Captain Hurrdurr > I dont believe you.
  6. [ 2012.02.14 05:07:18 ] Captain Hurrdurr > Can I watch you sleep?
  7. [ 2012.02.14 05:07:20 ] Korvos > and just fall asleep at random
  8. [ 2012.02.14 05:07:34 ] Korvos > only if you drive here
  9. [ 2012.02.14 05:07:37 ] Korvos > i dont own a webcam
  10. [ 2012.02.14 05:07:42 ] Davin Fetisov > Hawt
  11. [ 2012.02.14 05:07:52 ] Captain Hurrdurr > You really need to get a webcam.
  12. [ 2012.02.14 05:07:59 ] Captain Hurrdurr > It's so awkward jerking off alone.
  13. [ 2012.02.14 05:08:06 ] Korvos > thats why i have a roommate
  14. [ 2012.02.14 05:08:10 ] Davin Fetisov > Get a mirror
  15. [ 2012.02.14 05:08:18 ] Kalmor Askold > or a dog
  16. [ 2012.02.14 05:08:25 ] Davin Fetisov > A dog sized mirror
  17. [ 2012.02.14 05:08:27 ] Captain Hurrdurr > I have 5 cats.
  18. [ 2012.02.14 05:08:33 ] Captain Hurrdurr > That's enough animals for me.
  19. [ 2012.02.14 05:08:36 ] Davin Fetisov > Cats like peanut butter too
  20. [ 2012.02.14 05:08:42 ] Kalmor Askold > :D
  21. [ 2012.02.14 05:09:00 ] Captain Hurrdurr > Weirdest conversation ever.
  22. [ 2012.02.14 05:09:06 ] Kalmor Askold > No such thing
  23. [ 2012.02.14 05:09:07 ] Davin Fetisov > I am pleased.
  24. [ 2012.02.14 05:09:22 ] Korvos > redblob landed on the vellain gate
  25. [ 2012.02.14 05:09:26 ] Korvos > and jumped through
  26. [ 2012.02.14 05:09:50 ] Korvos > i dont trust animals enough for sex acts
  27. [ 2012.02.14 05:09:54 ] Korvos > maybe if i were a woman
  28. [ 2012.02.14 05:09:58 ] Korvos > but i dont want them biting there
  29. [ 2012.02.14 05:09:58 ] Davin Fetisov > Hm
  30. [ 2012.02.14 05:10:06 ] Davin Fetisov > Carrots and cucumbers mang
  31. [ 2012.02.14 05:10:07 ] Korvos > i have too much to lose
  32. [ 2012.02.14 05:10:25 ] Korvos > what the fuck am i supposed to do with a carrot
  33. [ 2012.02.14 05:10:34 ] Davin Fetisov > Eat it my nigga
  34. [ 2012.02.14 05:10:35 ] Kalmor Askold > a dog
  35. [ 2012.02.14 05:10:36 ] Captain Hurrdurr > Put it on a stick...
  36. [ 2012.02.14 05:10:42 ] Davin Fetisov > Improves your eyesight
  37. [ 2012.02.14 05:10:53 ] Kalmor Askold > put a dog in a stick and eat it
  38. [ 2012.02.14 05:11:01 ] Davin Fetisov > Fact: Moths have no stomachs.
  39. [ 2012.02.14 05:11:03 ] SheFlung Dung > screen capturing this convo for posterity
  40. [ 2012.02.14 05:11:10 ] Kalmor Askold > plsno
  41. [ 2012.02.14 05:11:29 ] Kalmor Askold > it will ruin my modelling career on Amarr Prime
  42. [ 2012.02.14 05:11:38 ] Korvos > o hai dere newt scowt
  43. [ 2012.02.14 05:11:40 ] Davin Fetisov > Dont worry, I will still vouch for you.
  44. [ 2012.02.14 05:11:49 ] Kalmor Askold > :D
  45. [ 2012.02.14 05:12:34 ] Derikus Rusan > red fleet on the vellaine gate
  46. [ 2012.02.14 05:12:59 ] Derikus Rusan > 14 ships, about 2/3 cruisers
  47. [ 2012.02.14 05:13:11 ] Korvos > everyones being all boring with their fleets and shit
  48. [ 2012.02.14 05:13:21 ] Captain Hurrdurr > I WON A CROW