<h2>The folly of lamb</h2>
<p>I like turtles. They taste lovely with <strong>tartar sauce</strong>. If you've never had the
opportunity to dine on these <em>delicious creatures</em>, I'd recommend adding them to your <strong>
shopping list</strong>.</p>
<p>If you'd like to be frugal about it, then locate your local public stream. Make sure you bring
a sizable net! If you happen to see one that looks like it could <em>ruin your day</em> very easily...
well, as I always say: <q>Count your fingers before you leave, because you may be missing some at the
end of the day!</q></p>
<h3>What you should bring:</h3>
<ul>
<li>A large net</li>
<li>Boots</li>
<li>A Bucket</li>
<li>Gauze</li>
</ul>
<h3>Vote!:</h3>
<button>Turtle</button> <button>Lamb</button>
<h3>Comparison:</h3>
<table>
<tr>
<th>Meat</th>
<th>Taste</th>
<th>Cost</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Turtle</td>
<td>Excellent</td>
<td>Does anyone actually sell this?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Chicken</td>
<td>Chicken</td>
<td>I'm not keeping track</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Lamb</td>
<td>Terrible</td>
<td>Too much if you're resorting to turtle catching</td>
</tr>
</table>