1. PENIS
  2.  
  3. Spatulas: 29
  4. Socks 22
  5.  
  6. BIKINI BOTTOM:
  7.  
  8. -Unlock ROCK BOTTOM and take the taxi there
  9.  
  10. Spatulas: 29
  11. Socks 21
  12.  
  13. ROCK BOTTOM
  14.  
  15. -Collect Painting #1
  16. -Climb up to the SWINGALONG SPATULA Switch, and press it
  17. -Grab the sock and Painting #2
  18. -Take the Spongeball and roll over the the Museum, use a Roll Jump or BSJ to get up
  19. -Switch to Sandy
  20. -Collect GET TO THE MUSEUM
  21. -Take the warp to Rock Bottom Museum
  22. -Grab the sock under the platform
  23. -Climb the room and ledge-grab clip though the first lazer wall
  24. -Grab the sock
  25. -Ledge-grab clip though the second lazer wall and get the other sock, then collect Painting #3
  26. -Collect PLUNDERING ROBOTS IN THE MUSEUM
  27. -Collect Painting #4 and Taxi Warp to SWINGALONG SPATULA
  28. -Collect SWINGALONG SPATULA
  29. -Fly over the Mr.Krabs and Switch to Spongebob
  30. -Activate the box
  31. -Collect SLIP SLIDE AWAY
  32. -Take the box back
  33. -Take the warp to the Trench Of Advanced Darkness
  34. -Collect ACROSS THE TRENCH OF DARKNESS
  35. -Taxi Warp to ACROSS THE TRENCH OF DARKNESS
  36. -Switch to Sandy
  37. -Collect Painting #4
  38. -Collect HOW IN TARNATION DO YOU GET THERE?
  39. -Get the sock down by the Duplicatron
  40. -Head toward the lazers and get the on the way there sock
  41. -Grab the last Painting and Taxi Warp to RETURN THE MUSEUM'S ART
  42. -Collect RETURN THE MUSEUM'S ART
  43. -Taxi Warp to ON TOP OF SHADY SHOALS
  44.  
  45. Spatulas: 36
  46. Socks: 29
  47.  
  48. BIKINI BOTTOM:
  49.  
  50. -Get the Gold Underwear
  51. -Collect ON TOP OF SHADY SHOALS
  52. -Unlock SAND MOUNTAIN and take the taxi there
  53.  
  54. Spatulas: 37
  55. Socks: 29
  56.  
  57. SAND MOUNTAIN
  58.  
  59. -Grab the sock that appears after attacking the snowman
  60. -Enter Guppy Mound
  61. -Talk to Mrs. Puff
  62. -Collect all 3 socks on the slide
  63. -Collect DEFEAT ROBOTS ON GUPPY MOUND
  64. -Take the box
  65. -Collect BEAT MRS. PUFF'S TIME
  66. -Warp back to the Ski Lodge
  67. -Get the sock under the bridge to Flounder Hill
  68. -Switch to Sandy
  69. -Collect TOP OF THE LODGE
  70. -Collect FROSTY BUNGEE
  71. -Taxi Warp to ON TOP OF SHADY SHOALS
  72.  
  73. Spatulas: 41
  74. Socks: 34
  75.  
  76. BIKINI BOTTOM:
  77.  
  78. -Enter INDUSTRIAL PARK
  79. -Collect ROBO-PATRICK AHOY!
  80. -Enter the Krusty Krab, defeat the robots and leave
  81. -Collect INFESTATION AT THE KRUSTY KRAB
  82. -Collect ON TOP OF THE CHUM BUCKET
  83. -Get the last Gold Underwear
  84. -Enter SPONGEBOB'S DREAM
  85.  
  86. Spatulas: 44
  87. Socks: 34
  88.  
  89. SPONGEBOB'S DREAM:
  90.  
  91. -Collect FOLLOW THE BOUNCING BALL
  92. -Skip the first 1000 Shinny Object Clam
  93. -Collect SUPER BOUNCE
  94. -Pay the second 1000 Shinny Object Clam
  95. -Skip the 3rd Shinny Object Clam
  96. -Collect HERE YOU GO
  97. -Collect ACROSS THE DREAMSCAPE
  98. -Taxi Warp to Drain The Lake (JELLYFISH FIELDS)
  99.  
  100. Spatulas: 48
  101. Socks: 34
  102.  
  103. JELLYFISH FIELDS (2):
  104.  
  105. -Switch to Spongebob
  106. -Climb up the moving Tikis
  107. -2000 Shinny Object Clam Skip
  108. -Sock
  109. -Collect NAVIGATE THE CANYONS AND MESAS
  110. -Take the warp to Spork Mountain
  111. -Defeat King Jellyfish (with the cruise bubble)
  112. -Collect the sock on the slide
  113. -Collect SLIDE LEAP
  114. -Taxi Warp to TOP OF THE HILL
  115. -Collect DEFEAT KING JELLYFISH
  116. -Taxi Warp to EXTREME BUNGEE (DOWNTOWN)
  117.  
  118. Spatulas: 51
  119. Socks: 36
  120.  
  121. DOWNTOWN BIKINI BOTTOM (2):
  122.  
  123. -Hit the "COME BACK WITH THE CRUISE BUBBLE" button
  124. -Break all the tikis and get Wheels 10 and 11
  125. -Collect EXTREME BUNGEE
  126. -Switch to Sandy
  127. -Collect COME BACK WITH THE CRUISE BUBBLE
  128. -Grab the sock behind that spatula and Taxi Warp to END OF THE ROAD
  129. -Collect END OF THE ROAD
  130. -Taxi Warp to KING OF THE CASTLE (GOO LAGOON)
  131.  
  132. Spatulas: 54
  133. Socks: 37
  134.  
  135. GOO LAGOON (2):
  136.  
  137. -Use the box right behind you
  138. -Cruise Bubble the Ham-mer on top of the boxes and then talk to Larry
  139. -Collect CONNECT THE TOWERS
  140. -"Save" all the children and get the sock on top of the Juice Bar while you're at it
  141. -Collect SAVE THE CHILDREN
  142. -Taxi Warp to ON TOP OF THE CHUM BUCKET
  143.  
  144. Spatulas: 56
  145. Socks: 38
  146.  
  147. BIKINI BOTTOM
  148.  
  149. -Unlock KELP FOREST and take the taxi there
  150.  
  151. Spatulas: 56
  152. Socks: 38
  153.  
  154. KELP FOREST:
  155.  
  156. -Do the Kelp Forest Backwards wallcrawl
  157. -Collect KELP VINE SLIDE
  158. -Take the box and talk to Mermaid Man
  159. -Start the timer by jumping beside the slide then jumping back
  160. -Take the box down and beat Mermaid Man's time
  161. -Collect BEAT MERMAID MAN'S TIME
  162. -Take the warp to the Kelp Caves
  163. -Collect THROUGH THE KELP CAVES
  164. -Taxi Warp to THROUGH THE KELP CAVES
  165. -Grab the sock on the ledge in front of you
  166. -Take the warp to Kelp Swamp
  167. -Collect TIKI ROUNDUP
  168. -Switch to Patrick
  169. -Collect DOWN IN THE SWAMP
  170. -Die
  171. -Take the warp to Kelp Forest
  172. -Collect THROUGH THE WOODS
  173. -Taxi Warp to MR. KRABS
  174.  
  175. Spatulas: 62
  176. Socks: 39
  177.  
  178. BIKINI BOTTOM
  179.  
  180. -Get the sock behind the Krusty Krab
  181. -Unlock FLYING DTUCHMAN'S GRAVEYARD and take the taxi there
  182.  
  183. Spatulas: 62
  184. Socks: 40
  185.  
  186. FLYING DTUCHMAN'S GRAVEYARD:
  187.  
  188. -Go to the area with the first checkpoint (make sure you never activate the check)
  189. -Jump up to the 50 Shinny Object on the top left of the wooden wall
  190. -Cruise Bubble the hatch to lower the goo
  191. -Collect GOO TANKER AHOY!
  192. -Die
  193. -Jump off the boxes to your right over to the area with the Spongeball
  194. -Grab the Spongeball and roll
  195. -Roll across roughly half the track, there will be a big rock sticking out of the goo, climb up it and the other rocks near by
  196. -Collect TOP OF THE ENTRANCE AREA
  197. -Take the Warp to Graveyard Of Ships
  198. -Collect SHIPWRECK BUNGEE
  199. -Taxi Warp to SHIPWRECK BUNGEE
  200. -Collect TOP OF THE STACK OF SHIPS
  201. -Warp to Dutchman's Ship
  202. -Activate all 4 cannons
  203. -Collect DESTROY THE ROBOT SHIP
  204. -Collect GET ALOFT THERE, MATEY!
  205. -Taxi Warp to PATRICK
  206.  
  207. Spatulas: 68
  208. Socks: 40
  209.  
  210. PATRICK/BIKINI BOTTOM
  211.  
  212. -Give him his socks
  213. -Taxi Warp to ON TOP OF THE CHUM BUCKET
  214.  
  215. Spatulas: 72
  216. Socks: 0
  217.  
  218. MR. KRABS/BIKINI BOTTOM
  219.  
  220. -Collect PAY MR. KRABS 3,000 SHINNY OBJECTS
  221. -Collect PAY MR. KRABS 3,500 SHINNY OBJECTS
  222. -Enter the Chum Bucket
  223. -Collect A WALL JUMP IN THE BUCKET
  224. -Enter Plankton's Lab
  225.  
  226. Spatulas: 75
  227. Socks: 0
  228.  
  229. CHUM BUCKET LAB
  230.  
  231. -Collect KAH - RAH - TAE!
  232. -Take the Trampoline and damage boost off the Duplicatron to the end of this area
  233. -break the glass rod and take the trampoline to the top of the room
  234. -Collect THE SMALL SHALL RULE... OR NOT
  235.  
  236. -Timing stops when you break the final glass tube