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12 - 09 - 2013
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After many days at port, days filled with rum, women and lulz -- which have recovered us.
We have again united for an explosive several weeks of exploitation, mayhem and LoLz.
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In our initial unification at port, where we were brought together, we had discussed the topic of the magical cannon made of LOLS,
near a warm fireplace, over an oak table whilst we drank the finest rum and smoked the finest tobacco acquired with our piracy of
many of the evil Sebastian Corporation users bank accounts.
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In our discussion of the magical cannon we decided to set out to find the precise location of its disappearance, surely we thought we could
find remains of this, possibly sunk, deep into the waters.
We boarded our vessel, The Sea Horse, hoisted the colors and set sail for the Dark Waters where Avunit is known to reside.
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print ("Gutts: "Hoist the colors ye swag!"");
print ("Don: "Aye Captain!"");
print ("Amazing: "Aye-Aye Captain!"");
print ("Gutts: "Set sail for the Dark Waters!"");
print ("CyberOptix: "Drink up me hearties"");
/server kasdfjklBNHyrttrQWEdfnaziniggerjew.onion
For three days and three nights we sailed, deep, into the Dark Waters, the Pirates Coast was found and Avunit was nowhere to be.
A lowly pirate approached us, out from the mist, demanding the password!
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/msg PassServ IDENTIFY
print ("Gutts: "98012384912734786%%^%$#$#@!@@!!@!@877789879879879879&*&^^%%^$@#$!#!@~~!@@##$%^"");
/join #Anonymous
lowly pirate: "Berserk, bah, Avunit told me one day ye would come, seeking this, and gave me this to give only to you"
A map, the precise location of the magical cannon!
We immediately unrolled the map to find this, and a note at the bottom.
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Avunit: "Dear TeamBerserk, ye shall find the remains of the magical cannon there, at anchor near the Pirates Coast...
When the trecherous Sabu, my first-mate committed mutiny against me, my ship was partially destroyed by the FBI and I was forced
to eject him and the crew that followed him, I was barely able to get the ship back to Pirates Coast in the destructed condition that it
was in, ye shall find there, in the Captain's quarters, that which ye seek. I take my rest in the many islands outstretched with
my now appreciated $1,000,000 in BTC."
There we found the remains of the ghostly LulzBoat, and the cannon we took to make part of our own vessel, with this piece combined, a flavor of
powerful lulz is embued into our own Sea Horse, and magical properties now permeate throughout its construct.
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Corporations and Governments, expect us.
print: ("Gutts: "Set sail for the Californian coast!"");
$ plink -ssh 137.118.30.5 -P 22
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