1. Rules of Naming:
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  3. 1. Nicks should be easy to pronounce
  4. 2. Nicks should be no longer than 9 characters
  5. 3. No numbers, ever
  6. 4. No x's to begin or end words
  7. 5. No articles or conjunctions
  8. 6. No alternating lowercase/caps
  9. 7. No fictional characters
  10. 8. No punctuation
  11. 9. No idiot spellings (e.g. teh)