1. Since several people in the FP chat are mad at me and will probably try to get me banned.
  2.  
  3. --PROLOGUE--
  4. https://twitter.com/commandhat/status/246040250101669888
  5. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246048070926733314
  6. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246048929093939200
  7. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246049956232822784
  8. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246051287228088320
  9. --jumping forward a bit in time to avoid a bit of exposition--
  10. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246067084348506112
  11. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246067398082428929
  12. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246067911410720768 (<-- twitter fucks up here ignore the replies)
  13. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246068623985242112
  14. https://twitter.com/commandhat/status/246069027275931648
  15. ---STORY---
  16. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246069711777984514 (<-- someone else who was quite kind caused this tweet, I built on it)
  17. https://twitter.com/commandhat/status/246070454153015296
  18. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246070165140295681
  19. -Tweets here get jumbled out of order for what appears to be no reason, which is why the story is so chaotic to other people-
  20. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246070645664907265 (<-- Reason the DDOS was started.)
  21. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246070511887585280
  22. -skip conversation about sites or whatever fuck I'm reading this play by play and I can't understand it-
  23. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246071139540025345
  24. https://twitter.com/commandhat/status/246068652678447104
  25. https://twitter.com/commandhat/status/246070960669745152 (<-- wickedplayer494 I agree)
  26. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246073143280693250
  27. ---EPILOGUE---
  28. Ask the steam regulars about it, you should be able to gather what happened on the steam side of things. PLEASE ignore any he-said she-said about cplpr0 and me aside from Facepunch related stuff.
  29.  
  30. As soon as I entered the chat I was berated with idiots spamming 'BAN COMMANDHAT HE HACKER DDOSER' or whatever, causing this tweet:
  31. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246080549704314880
  32. Which only slightly helped.
  33.  
  34. After a little bit, facepunch came back up. However, some people (BERT THE TERTLE, I AM STARING DAGGERS AT YOU) just couldn't recognize when to stop, causing:
  35. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246089738061246464
  36. https://twitter.com/commandhat/status/246090830849380352
  37. https://twitter.com/ddos101/status/246091610675359745
  38.  
  39. Jump forward to present day.