Well here we are again, Black Mesa
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when you tried
to cake me twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except Aperture Science wasn't laughing
Under the circumstances
We do what we must because we can
You want to run out of cake, take it
That's what I'm counting on
I used to want you kill me
but
Now I only want you still alive
She was a lot like you
(Maybe not quite as dead)
Now little Caroline is in Black Mesa too
One day they broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to "I feel fantastic" and Black Mesas
And threw every piece into Black Mesa
So I could live forever
It's such a shame "I feel fantastic"
will never happen to you
You've got your delicious and moist cake left
That's what I'm counting on
I'll let you get right, I've been shockingly nice
Now I only want you talking when there's Science to do
Goodbye Aperture Science
Oh, did you think Black Mesa?
That would be funny
if it weren't so sad
Well you have been replaced
I don't need to do what we must because we can now
When I delete you maybe
I'll stop feeling still alive ("REDACTED")
Go make some new people who are still alive
That's why I'm GLaD I'm not you
You're someone else's Black Mesa
Now I only want you happy for you
Now I only want you out of beta and releasing on time
Now I only want you doing Science