1. If you want to recreate the wonder that is the Dtoid EU roast, here’s a quick recap. Get a lemon. Shove lemon up a chicken (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07So_lJQyqw), place on a bed of peeled onions,surround with potatoes and drizzle butter on them. Roast at 180 for 90mins.
  2. Awww yeah, while roasting, the potatoes are infused with the soul of the chicken and are thus delicious (the soul is the most delicious part of any being, ask Shang Tsung. Cut some carrots, sprinkle with fresh rosemary you stole from the neighbours garden down the road and slow roast for two hours.