[B]===> Zara Ullysea: investigate the loud ass "snop" noise behind you.[/B]
Zara inhales and slowly turn behind you
 Its that weird guy with the green glasses in the funny pajamas and red sneakers.
[B]===> AGRESS![/B]
Zara: ok ymca training, dont let me down
Zara: THATS MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW YOU
[B]===> KICK THE NARDS[/B]
Hancock lets out a loud, incredibly masculine "[COLOR="#008000"]SQUEAK![/COLOR]" as she kicks him in the balls
[B]===> FINISH HIM![/B]
Zara: not gettin mugged today
[B]===> ROUND HOUSE KICK[/B]
Hancock goes down and assumes the fetal position, gurgling a little.
[B]===>  Loot him, take his shoes[/B]
[11/26/2014 10:01:39 AM] Steam: Zara: look this is for trying to mug me
Zara: think of it as payment
you aquire 2 red sneakers, and some shades. the Sneekers say "left" and "right" on the sole of each respective shoe.
[B] ===> Zara: LEVEL UP![/B]
[B]===> God Grape  Destroyer[/B]
Zara: Well uh,...yeh
===>Put on the shoes..FEEL the power'
Hancock groans, "[COLOR="#008000"]why?[/COLOR]"
Zara: you look sketchy, aight?*I aint gettin molested or somethin
Hancock blinks and slowly pushes himself up, "[COLOR="#008000"]What?! ew! No, I freakin made you, thats disgusting. just... No![/COLOR]"
Zara: YOU AINT MY DAD YOU FUCK
Zara: look weirdo dons shades Im outta hea
[B]===> kick him again.[/B]
Hancock side steps the kick this time, "[COLOR="#008000"]Child, do not tempt me, I will drop you into a star.[/COLOR]"
Spray with paint
[B]===> ABSCOND[/B]
Hancock merely re-equips new shades from his wormhole modus. never go anywhere without at least 7 computers, and 7 back ups of those.
Hancock sighs and Snaps his fingers, appearing in front of her, "[COLOR="#008000"]Going somewhere?[/COLOR]"
Zara: Yeah! Away!
Zara slides under him
[B] ===> Zara: become hopelessly entangled in Hancocks stupid cape.[/B]
[B]===> Cape: MURDER THEM BOTH[/B]
Zara: ITS LIKE A FUCKING BLACK HOLE
Hancock gags and flails his arms as he falls on top of her, "[COLOR="#008000"]CANT BREATH! CAN'T BREATH![/COLOR]" he wheezes.
[B] ===> Zara and Hancock: become hopelessly entangled in that stupid fucking cape.[/B]
Zara: FUCK
Hancock: "[COLOR="#008000"]FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK[/COLOR]"
both are now stupidly entangled in it
===> Someone: help???
Hancock does not need help! He just snops the fuck out! He has no time for this silliness!