CES: And all we can ask is...
CES: Who is this Doctor exactly.
CES: UNless that is, work is too busy.
-- CURRENT forgottenViolinist [CFV] sighs quietly to herself --
CES: Which its not, if you work only when you want to.
CSC: Are you serious right now?
CAG: speaking in the third person here...
CAG: the doctor is a gallifreyan and a time lord who travels through space, time, and dimensions in his trusty tardis
CAG: and his only companion? death
CES: Im as serious as any other time, except when in combat. Im actually serious in combat.
-- CURRENT forgottenViolinist [CFV] sips her wine, humming softly --
CLP: I see. That sounds pretty interesting.
-- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] nods --
CSC: And do you know whe I am?
CSC: who*
-- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] leans over the counter, giving Mitsu a good look over to figure out who she is --
CAG: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
-- CURRENT littlePrincess [CLP] gives a good look over Mitsu. --
CSC: You will never guess, heheh.
CLP: ((ref?))
CES: Aint gonna spoil.
-- CURRENT fairlightAdvocate [CFA] stood back up "Well, theres more sophisticated, or insane, parties for me. So, execuse me." --
CLP: ((SC, ref?))
-- CURRENT secondChance [CSC] hair and makeup: http://tinyurl.com/m7vqc9f clothes: http://tinyurl.com/p4pp5fn and white skin and black boots --
CLP: Hmm...
CLP: I've read this before...
CAG: morticia addams
CAG: then again that's what i first think
CLP: Nope. Jeff's girlfriend.
CSC: Seriously, Mark?
-- CURRENT fairlightAdvocate [CFA] spread his arms, disappearing in a flash of light with the words "Jolly cooperation" Echoing after him --
-- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] shrugs --
-- CURRENT secondChance [CSC] thumbs up at Claire --
CAG: who's jeff?
CES: No idea.
CLP: Seriously?
CLP: You don't know Jeff the Killer?
CAG: can't say that i do claire. i'm trying to catch up on 73 years of earth history
CAG: i'm just now getting out of the berlin wall coming down
CAG: and some things kind of get lost between the pages if you get what i'm saying
CLP: Well, he's a serial killer.
CES: What a funny guy.
CLP: Jeff was a normal kid, who lived happily with his brother and parents.
-- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] listens to this intently --
CLP: But everything changed, when bullies almost killed him.
-- CURRENT secondChance [CSC] nod nod --
CLP: They attacked him while he was at a neighbor kid's birthday party.
CLP: In order to get revenge for Jeff beating the shit out of them when they tried to steal his money before school.
CES: Tragic. Pretty cliche, but tragic.
-- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] gulps, but still listens --
CLP: Jeff managed to fight them off, and kill them, but as the last one died, he flicked a lighter at Jeff, which ignited bleach that had gotten spilled onto him during the fight.
CFV: . . .
CLP: Jeff almost burned to death, but barely survived.
-- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] physically winces at that part --
CES: Hmm, bleach is flammable?
CSC: It is.
CLP: Yup.
CLP: It contains high amounts of Ethanol.
CAG: not fun stuff to mess with around flames
CES: So the story.
CLP: ((http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2011/11/all-american-comics-16.html ))
CLP: Well, that's how Jeff the Killer became who he is.
CLP: When he woke up in the hospital and saw what happened to him, the shock of it broke his psyche.
CAG: kind of feel sorry for jeff at this point. but the question remains... how'd he get a girlfriend?
CSC: Jane isn't his girlfriend.
CLP: She's more like...
-- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] raises his eyebrow at that. What WERE they then? --
CLP: She wants to kill him.
CSC: Jeff killed her parents.
CLP: Yeah.
CAG: oh, yeah that is considerably bad
CSC: And almost burned her to death.
CAG: coincidental i'll admit...
CLP: Yeah.
CES: Cliche.
CSC: And this is how she looks like after that.
CAG: so then jane is dedicated to putting jeff in a chicago overcoat and six feet under, am i right?
CLP: Yup.
CAG: huh... though i have to ask, why did claire say the answer was jeff's girlfiend if they aren't dating?
CSC: Fans, ship them.
CLP: Yup.
CAG: ...
CES: Glorious bullshit
-- CURRENT forgottenViolinist [CFV] just sits there, tapping her fingers on the counter boredly --
CAG: i'm not going to lie that is possibly the worst relationship pairing i've ever heard
-- CURRENT secondChance [CSC] shrugs --
CES: Have you heard of troll romance?
CES: Its really god damn weird. No offense.
CAG: heard of yes. understand? no
CLP: It is.
CES: Yeah Doc. That describes it.
-- CURRENT forgottenViolinist [CFV] quietly sings to herself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U98XkOMezsw --
CAG: wait... the fans ship those two in that spade quadrnat thing then?
CAG: not the red one obviously
CSC: Mhm.
CES: Yeah probably.
CLP: Yup.
CES: But hey, we are talking about humans.
CES: So i guess thats dumb.
CES: I dont want to screw people because i hate them.
CES: Or at least, not until it means literally screwing them onto something.
CLP: Hehe.
CSC: Oh well.
CES: Fits the theme of today.
CES: Scary freaky shit.
CES: People being screwed to stuff.
-- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] rubs at his temples --
CAG: i remember a life where i didn't have to deal with troll romance bull crap
CES: Yeah me too.
CES: I dont deal with it still.
CES: I let other people deal with it.
CAG: next time i'm in town, i'm getting a book on the stuff. maybe then i can understand it
CES: Maybe,
CES: Probably... not.
CLP: I used to have a kismesis.
CLP: Then she died in battle. God damn I miss her...
-- CURRENT secondChance [CSC] finishes her drink with a content sigh --
CES: Oh geez
-- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] looks to Claire with a raised eyebrow. --
CLP: Hm?
CES: Thats why you dont work in the military full time.
CES: Or dont have a lover.
CLP: I do have a lover. Amber.
CFV: . . .
-- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] decides to look back at Mitsu --
CES: And you work in the military.
CLP: Yup.
CES: Sometimes i feel like people dont listen to all my sentences.
CAG: what about you? what's your take on troll romance?
CSC: I don't understand it.
CAG: you're not alone on that boat
-- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] offers a fistbunp to Mitsu --
-- CURRENT secondChance [CSC] fistbunps --
CES: So.
CES: Having lovers and being in the military.
CES: Holds up the chance of making your lover really sad.
CES: Or the other way around if they are in the military.
CAG: so, were you properly taught billards yesterday?
CLP: Hmm true.