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BACKGROUND

THIS VIDEO WILL BE A PARODY OF: SUPA HOT FIRE vs B-BONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ChppfnazzE

The participants in this script will need to try to mimic the actors in the original video to the best of their abilities.

CHARACTERS

ANNOUNCER
T-LAWN (TALON)
LITE SLINGA LUCIAN
UNKNOWN 1 (MALE)
UNKNOWN 2 (MALE)
SUPPORT (T-LAWN’S PRODUCER)
CROWD (BACKGROUND EXTRA CHARACTERS (4+ ROLES))

LITE SLINGA LUCIAN

ANNOUNCER: You know where we at, it’s Summoner’s Rift Rappin’, so let’s go head and get into it. Got our challenger over here

T-LAWN: Yep Yep T-Lawn, 24 50 Broadway

ANNOUNCER: 24/50 is that your KDA or something? Put that on LoLKing
T-Loss, uh lets go head and get it to our main man, the champion himself, no need for introduction, LITE SLINGA-A-A-A-A-A

LITE SLINGA: First of all I’m not a carry

ANNOUNCER: So let’s go ahead and pick who goes first, first person to get a crit goes first, good luck

[both struggle to crit] [T-LAWN manages to get a crit first]

T-LAWN: Yea crit

LITE SLINGA: Ay, ay, ay, I go first, ay, ay, tell’em, tell’em

ANNOUNCER: Uhm-When it comes to Light Slinga, he goes first.

T-LAWN: What is this?

LITE SLINGA: Check me out
I broke up with my diamond duo, here’s his number
Psych, that’s the wrong number!

EVERYONE: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! [everyone freaks out]

ANNOUNCER: Ay, ay. Let’s calm it down.

UNKNOWN 1: How does that make you feel?

ANNOUNCER: Spit that.

LITE SLINGA: Sweet Elixir of Wrath from the shop, I drink that
Light Slinger Autos, I shoot that
2 and a half buffs, I steal that!

EVERYONE: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! [everyone freaks out]

LITE SLINGA: Hold it down, hold it down. I’m not a carry though.

UNKNOWN 1: That passive is broken though!

LITE SLINGA: Aight check me out
Glasses, cape, guns
Call me glasses, cape guns-man

UNKNOWN 1: Mmh, call him that.

LITE SLINGA: Or call me Light Slinga boy, piercing light, relentless pursuit
Cause I’m the Light Slinga Boy!

EVERYONE: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! [everyone freaks out]

LITE SLINGA: I’m not a carry.

UNKNOWN 2: LITE SLINGA

LITE SLINGA: I’m not a carry.

ANNOUNCER: Uhh, you not.

LITE SLINGA: His turn.

ANNOUNCER: Alright

I’m sorry I got lost in a train of thought in all that goodness I just heard.

Go ahead and get this crowd pumped up a little bit more if you can T-Loss

T-LAWN: It’s T-Lawn man, come on

SUPPORT: Yeah T-Lawn man, get his name right. T-Lawn.

ANNOUNCER: Who are you?

SUPPORT: SUPPORT (his producer)

ANNOUNCER: Support?

T-LAWN: Is this what Riot queues me up against, Light Slinga, I’ve never heard of you (Support: Never heard of you)
I’m lookin at him, like can I pop him, I’m bout to all in you (Support: That’s bars, bars, spit)
My ranked team aint boxers, but we’ll still beat you
(Everyone’s ignoring T-LAWN and not listening)
I’m like Trick2g, I’ll queue up for 3 games and get dodged for 2. Games! (SUPPORT: Games!)
I got a YouTube channel that’s blowing up, fame (SUPPORT: Man come on, yall)
All these bad games but I still win, lane
All of your existence, but I’m still your bane (SUPPORT: Pay attention bro)
(Everyone’s ignoring T-LAWN and not listening)

They told me I had to battle, I was like this is who they set up
I’m like naw it can’t be, this must be a setup

LITE SLINGA: Round 2, round 2, you’re done. Round 2.

First of all, I’m not your duo, so stop playing with me
Second of all, I’m not a carry, so stop carrying with me
(Everyone: Ooooooooo Ohhhhhhhhh Oooo)

SUPPORT: I’m gonna, uhh... I’m gonna go over here (walks to LITE SLINGA’s side). My bad, it’s just. He’s too good.

ANNOUNCER: It-it, it happens bro.

LITE SLINGA: It happens.

Ayy, check me out. Check me out.

ANNOUNCER: Kill him off, Lite. Let’s finish this.

LITE SLINGA: I’m bout to end this man’s whole game, (ANNOUNCER: What Career?) but I’m not a carry (ANNOUNCER: What Career, bro)
LITE SLINGA: Look, boom, bam, bop, bada bop, boom, Pow!

EVERYONE: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! [everyone freaks out]

ANNOUNCER: This is Summoner’s Rift Rappin’, you see what goes down. We’re done here, it’s a rap. The champion, Lite just won that. Cool him down, cool him down.

LITE SLINGA: Look, killed another opponent.

I’m not a carry though. Lite Slinga.