Mega Steelix Hyper Offense

My Man Zygarde (Flygon) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Rash Nature
- Dragon Claw
- Earthquake
- Fire Blast
- Giga Drain

Hard Body Bitch? (Steelix) (M) @ Steelixite
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Rest
- Heavy Slam
- Stealth Rock
- Dragon Tail

Dropkick (Jolteon) (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: NaN Atk / 30 Def
- Volt Switch
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Shadow Ball
- Thunderbolt

Ramen (Tangrowth) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpA
Quiet Nature
- Earthquake
- Giga Drain
- Sludge Bomb
- Focus Blast

Norris (Hitmonlee) @ Normal Gem
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- High Jump Kick
- Fake Out
- Blaze Kick
- Knock Off

Noah (Exploud) (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Boomburst
- Fire Blast
- Focus Blast
- Ice Beam