Guys' Guide For Girls

Guys' Guide For Girls:

 

The keywords to remember are youth and vitality. Girls don't like fat hairy neckbeards. Sorry, but you're just not attractive to them if you are. Being attractive is important in society whether you want to admit it to yourself or not. It's the first thing people judge about you before you open your mouth. Make it count!

 

1. Get in shape. Hit the gym. Start running. Play some football. Shoot hoops. Don't be a fatty. Being in shape also means you'll naturally look better and feel more confident about yourself. And that will show to others.

 

1a. Do Kegel's exercises as often as you can. At first you'll forget a lot but make it a habit. Some people like to meditate everyday, I like Kegel's. There's three muscles or muscle groups to work on. The one everyone knows about is stopping your piss. But you can work on contracting your balls (bringing them up to your body) and clenching your anus too.

 

2. Be flexible. Stretch everyday. Take a yoga class. You want to be light and limber. You don't want to be one of those old-fags who cramp up when they play with kids or who gas out when having sex. Take a page out of Brazilian Juu Jutsu (BJJ). There are a lot of unique stretches that are great for sex. Yoga is the best IMHO.

 

3. Take care of your skin. You like to tan yourself in the sun? Don't fucking do it. Save your skin. Put on sunscreen (yes even in the winter). Put on lotion all over your body after you take a shower. Moisturized skin doesn't wrinkle. Wrinkles = old-fag. Remember to sunscreen your ears, nose and around your eyes. If your lips chap use lip balm. You want nice juicy kissable lips.

 

3a. You don't need cologne or deoderant. Yes you read that right. If you believe deoderant is necessary, then you've been conditioned by marketing. Congratulations. Deoderant isn't necessary if you keep yourself clean. Don't believe me? Hop on a plane to anywhere in Asia and see how many people use deoderant as much as in the West. I can guarantee not many. Deoderant also blocks the natural pheromones that you develop all over your body. You don't want to mask those. If you follow #1 and #2 your pheremones will smell best because your health will improve into your sexuality and attractiveness.

 

3b. If your hands tend to be rough or dry buy some hand cream. Apply every night before you go to bed or as needed. Generally you want a soft silky touch but some girls like rough hands.

 

4. Buy some eye cream and here is how to put it on: take a rice-sized amount in each index finger and tap your fingers together to heat up the cream. Lightly apply it to the bags of your eyes and all around. Do this EVERY night before you go to bed.

 

5. Dress to impress. You don't need to wear a suit everyday. Just make sure your clothes are always clean and fit well (see #1). Buy some underwear that makes you feel sexy. Just one or two pieces. It'll help get you in a sexual mindset. I have some bright-colored briefs and patterned boxer briefs for festive occasions. You might wanna do this secretly too: look at magazines or sites for girls. Girls play with their pussies thinking about their favorite Jpop and Kpop stars. What makes them charismatic? You don't need to imitate them but find out the basic principles.

 

5a. Take good care of your shoes. They should be clean and not stinky. Make sure your socks don't have holes in them.

 

6. Your face. Look in the mirror once in a while and try out different expressions. Look up Dr. P. Ekman's 6 basic emotions. Learn how to read the facial expressions of others. Don't forget to wash your face before you go to bed. I carry a pack of Gatsby oil-absorbing paper wherever I go. Instead of powdering your nose you blot out the oil with the paper. If you see someone with an oily nose offer them a sheet, they'll thank you.

 

6a. Brush your teeth after every meal. I leave a cup with a toothbrush and toothpaste in my office. You never know. Sometimes you can't brush every meal or maybe you don't keep a toothbrush at work. Have a pack of mints handy.

 

6b. How about some soap? Buy some extra nice soap for those occassions when you know you'll be doing a lot of socialising.

 

7. Change your pillow cases and bed sheets twice a month because you don't want to roll around in dead skin and sexual fluids.

 

7a. Do you air out your mattress, futon or sheets? Well you gotta do it. Open a window in your apartment/room once in a while. Keep your domicile clean. The cleaner the domicile the wetter the pussy.

 

7b. Clean your fucking bathroom(s).

 

8. If the weather is dry or polluted carry some eye drops. Eye drops clear up your eyes and take away any tiredness. You want to be look bright and alert. Try different flavors. I like mint or menthol eyedrops. If you wear glasses or sunglasses make sure they're straight and level on your face. Sunglasses can be kinda off-putting in personal situations so don't forget to take them off if you engage anyone face-to-face. On the other hand, you can use sunglasses to intimidate someone or scope out lolis. Generally you want to be a nice guy so don't wear your shades everywhere.

 

9. Don't eat McDonald's everyday. Have a fucking salad. But if you follow #1 and #2 then you're probably more hungry just don't eat for the sake of eating.

 

10. This is hard to do in our modern world: sit up straight. You're slouching right now? Fucking sit up straight. It's good for your back and when you get older you won't be a hunchback obaa-san. Erector muscles in your back are important so work them out (See #1).

 

11. Body/Face/Pubes hair. There's a neverending debate on this. Depends on your region and culture you're working with. Kids don't have body or facial hair. Jpop and Kpop idols don't either and they get panties wet. Some Middle East cultures like to grow out their facial hair. Like attracts like and if you wanna attract lolis, shave it all. But if you live in a place where not having a beard as a man = faggot/infidel you should grow one. Keep your face moisturized.

 

12. It seems guys pay attention more to their hair than girls hair and girls pay attention to their hair more than guys pay attention to theirs. This is true unless your hair is styled radically differently. Rinse your hair thoroughly and use shampoo sparingly. You want to keep your natural oils. Style your hair with wax to give it a natural look. You don't wanna be a greaser or look like you're trying too hard with your hair.

 

12a. Hair stylists. They seem to be in vogue with all the new trends and what looks good on you. You want a female stylist. Don't be shy and tell them what you want. She'll know what looks good on you and if you have some money to spare, you can color your hair too. Depending on what color and what your job allows, coloring your hair can give you great look that'll last you for at least two months. Don't forget that she's at the salon all day gossipping with her coworkers. Practice your conversation skills and if you're confident enough you can use them as a launchpad to spread your good reputation.

 

12b. I saw a guy with shoulder length hair totally combed over to one side: ugly. This is a big deal for some of the older guys out there. You know who you are. Don't do a comb over and don't try to hide it. It's gonna suck but the moment you find out you're hair is falling out shave it off. There's nothing worse than a comb over or trying some gimmick to make your hair grow back. Better be bald than try to cover it up. Oh yeah when you shave it go all the way. Don't leave any hairs stuck in there. Shave close to the scalp and pluck out hairs if you have to. Guys with bald heads look great if they're in shape (see #1).

 

13. Masturbation. You won't know about yourself until you do it. Find out how far you can go. Some guys like to rub one out before seeing girls or going to a party. I'm the opposite: I like to bring myself to the edge a few times before going to a party or a bar. Giving yourself a little sexual tension may make you more confident and assertive. More manly. Or it could turn you into a creep/dumbass. You know yourself best but you have to masturbate a lot to find out and in different ways.

 

13a. Masturbate to just before orgasm and stop totally. Right before you're about to cum, just let go totally. Don't even touch yourself. Do Kegels contractions until you get tired and soft. Don't even turn off the porn. When completely soft start masturbating again and repeat the process for as long as you can. If you're in good shape, you can train yourself to last longer and longer.

 

13b. Some guys talk about being "desensitized." My opinion is it's nothing to complain about at all. It just means you can last longer in bed. And you need every minute with girls because they need a lot more time than guys.