[thinking to my adult self gamer brain which is very smart and looks at erowid] would actually prefer if the song words went, you're a squid, you're a fat hunched over masturbatory 44 year old nintendo fan who gets drunk on a tuesday while looking at hentai and shows up to work smelling like cumin and farts, you're a squid now, you're a fat hunched over masturbatory 44 year old nintendo fan who gets drunk on a tuesday while looking at hentai and shows up to work smelling like cumin and fart now