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  1. Attack on Titan Adventures of Eren Jr
  2. By Tits Mcgee
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  5. DE@R ATT@CK ON T1T@N F@N5
  6. L1KE M@NY 0F Y0U I //@5 RE@LLY,RE@LLY P155ED 0FF BY //H@T THEY JU5T D1D T0 ME H0// THEY TRE@TED ARM1N ARLERT //@5 @B50LUTELY UNF0RG1V@BLE I TH0UGHT 1T //@5 @ J0KE @T F1R5T, @ DRE@M 5EQUENCE! BUT N0, THEY @CTU@LLY D1D 1T! THEY @CTU@LLY D1D THAT T0 ARM1N ARLERT! I //@5 @B50LUTELY 0UTR@GED! H0// C0ULD THEY D0 TH@T? ARM1N ARLERT 15 0NE 0F THE M05T F@V0R1TE CH@R@CTER5 0F @LL T1ME! HE 5H0ULD NOT BE TRE@TED L1KE TH@T I H@VE THU5 //R1TTEN @ 5T0RY @B0UT H0// THEY 5H0ULD BE TRE@TED! A PR0PER EX@MPLE 0F //R1T1NG @ND RE5PECT1NG ARM1N ARLERT
  7. -- A L1TTLE L@TER, T1T5 MCGEE //@5 T@K1NG @ 5H1T SHE //@5 H@V1NG TR0UBLE TH0UGH IT FELT L1KE D@Y5 P@55ED @ND 5T1LL N0 51GN 0F RELE@5E
  8. "HELP!!ERRRR!!! @HHHH! CHR15T! //HEN 15 TH15 EP1C P00 G0NN@ P@55!?" T1T5 MCGEE EXCL@1MED, HER F@CE //1NC1NG //1TH EFF0RT SHE M@DE EVERY EFF0RT 1N HER L1TTLE G1RL B0DY T0 EXPEL TH15 DEM0N TH1NG FR0M HER CURVY B@CK 51DE
  9. BY TH15 P01NT T1T5 MCGEE5 P00-TUBE5 //ERE @LL BENT 0UT 0F 5H@PE! IT H@5 BEEN @ B@D D@Y JU5T @5 T1T5 MCGEE //@5 G01NG 1N F0R @N0THER PU5H! W1TH0UT //@RN1NG THE B@THR00M D00R 5UDDENLY BUR5T 0PEN UNEXPECTEDLY! YEEPER5
  10. "WELL HELL0!!!T1T5 MCGEE" @ ENT1C1NG V01CE G@5PED FR0M THE D00R//@Y
  11. A MY5TER10U5 F1GURE P05ED LE@N1NG @G@1N5T THE D00R FR@ME! H15 DEEP, 5EN5U@L V01CE //H1CH T1T5 MCGEE KNE// 1MMED1@TELY! HER M1ND BEG@N R@C1NG @ND @ NERV0U5 5//E@T BEG@N P0UR1NG FR0M HER F@CE @ND GR01N@L @RE@
  12. "THE GREEN EYED B0Y!!! 15 TH@T Y0U? //H@- //H@T @RE Y0U 5T1LL D01NG @//@KE!!!?
  13. HE @PPE@RED 1N N0TH1NG BUT @ T0//EL, 5EEM1NGLY RE@DY T0 T@KE @ 5TE@MY 5H0//ER! H0//EVER HE C0ULDN'T //1TH T1T5 MCGEE NE@R BY!!!!THEY //ERE L1KE F@M1LY N0//!TH@T SU1C1D@L B@5T@RD //@5 L1KE HER F@THER-1N-L@// ANY 5@NE PER50N //0ULD NEVER @LL0// THE1R 0//N F@THER-1N-L@// T0 5EE THEM 1N THE NUDE! R1GHT? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!
  14. "OH I FELT D1RTY FR0M M@5TURB@T1NG @LL D@Y!!!Y@ EVER FEEL D1RTY T1T5 MCGEE? "Y-YE5, I ME@N NO! NO! NO! NEVER" T1T5 MCGEE 5HR1EKED, SHE BEC@ME 50 1MMEN5ELY //0RKED UP HE CLE@NED HER C0L0N CLE@R 0F THE DEM0N FECE5 TH@T H@D BEEN CL0GG1NG 1T! H15 V01CE @L50 CR@CKED L1KE HE //@5 13 @G@1N, BUT 1N C0MP@R150N T0 THE L0UD FL@TULENCE 5HE JU5T UNLE@5HED, //H0 C@RE5? EREN YE@GER HE@RD TH0UGH, @ND G1GGLED L1KE @ @D0R@BLE B@BY G1RL L@UGH! IT 5ENT T1NGLE5 @LL UP T1T5 MCGEE'5 5P1NE "OH Y0U'VE @L//@Y5 BEEN THE 5HY 0NE 1N THE F@M1LY, T1T5 MCGEE!!!
  15. T1T5 MCGEE //@5 N0T 5HY, @T @LL! SHE DEFE@TED ANN1E @ND BLE// UP H15 EV1L M@CH1NE5 F0R CHR15T'5 5@KE! @ND N0// 5HE 5UDDENLY F0UND HER5ELF 5PEECHLE55! W@5 SHE G01NG T0 5EE H15 MET@PH0R1C@L F@THER-1N-L@// L1TER@LLY N@KED? L1TTLE D1D HE KN0//, TH@T //@5 MERELY @ 5PR1NKLE 0N THE B@N@N@ 5PL1T 0F C@RN@L PLE@5URE5 TH@T //@5 T0 C0ME
  16. "!!THE 5HY @ND EXC1T@BLE 0NE!" 5@1D TH@T SU1C1D@L B@5T@RD F1N15H1NG THE 5ENTENCE HE 5T@RTED E@RL1ER
  17. "WH-//H@T THE!!!" @ND BEF0RE T1T5 MCGEE C0ULD 5END THE TH1RD //0RD 0UT 0F HER M0UTH!
  18. !!THE GREEN EYED B0Y'5 T0//EL DR0PPED T0 THE FL00R,5ETT1NG H15 5//1NGY B1T5 FREE 1NT0 THE M15T 0F THE 5H0//ER T1T5 MCGEE N0T1CED EVERYTH1NG 0N H1M 1N5T@NTLY! H15 L1CK-@BLE F1GURE,H15 HYPN0T1C@LLY //1DE M1DDLE LEG @ND THE G1@NT TH1NGY C0L0RED B1RTH M@RK 0N H15 RE@R, //H1CH M@DE HER FEEL @//K//@RD ST1LL, THE 51GHT 0F HER NE@R PERFECT B0DY C@U5ED T1T5 MCGEE'5 V@G1N@ T0 BEC0ME VERY //ET! DR1PP1NG @ND 5QU15HY L1KE @ M1GHTY 5E@ "HEHE 0H MY T1T5 MCGEE!!!Y0U'RE M0RE 1MPRE551VE TH@N I TH0UGHT! "UH!!! YE-YE@H, TH-TH@@@NK5 EREN YE@GER, Y0U'RE CUTE T00!" THIS IS SO WRONG! IT R@CED THR0UGH HER HE@D @T L1GHTN1NG 5PEED! BUT THE BE@UT1FUL, //ET, 50@PY B0DY TH@T 5T00D BEF0RE HER 5P0KE 0THER//15E! H1M 5H@PELY B0DY //@5 EVERYTH1NG T1T5 MCGEE C0ULD //@NT 1N 50METH1NG T0 //@NK T0! YET D1D F@M1LY L1KE REL@T10N5H1P M@TTER?! !! !! OR!!!D1D 1T M@KE 1T BETTER
  19. BUT JU5T @5 T1T5 MCGEE //@5 C0MM1T1NG! C0MM1T1NG T0 @ P@TH TH@T THEY C0ULDN'T G0 B@CK FR0M EREN BUR5T 1NT0 THE T01LET "WH@T @RE Y0U T00 UPT0? "ERR!!N0TH1NG" 5@1D T1T5 MCGEE @5 5HE C@U5@LLY 5L1PPED HER P@NT5 B@CK 0N THE GREEN EYED B0Y, //H0 YE@GHER D1DNT N0T1CE, P1CKED UP H15 T0//EL @ND B@CKED 0UT 5L0//LY "RE@LLY? "I //@5 JU5T H@V1NG @ 5H1T!!!5EE?" T1T5 MCGEE GE5TURED T0 HER 5H1T "OH, TH@T5 @ 5H1T @LL R1GHT! ONE HELL 0F @ 5H1T! OK, 1F Y0UR D0NE //E BETTER G0 S0 T1T5 MCGEE PUT HER 0THER P@NT5 0N @ND LEFT! SHE H@D @ 5ER10U5 C@5E 0F BLUE B@LL5, BUT @T LE@5T HER @NU5 D1DNT FEEL 50 B@D N0// A5 5HE //@LKED 0UT EREN YE@GER //H15PERED 0NE //0RD! A //0RD F@LL 0F H0PE "L@TER T1T5 MCGEE G1GGLED F0RTUN@TELY, THE1R TR@VEL1NG C0MP@N10N //@5 @5 0BL1V10U5 @5 EVER, @ND D1DN'T N0T1CE -- F@R F@R @//@Y, 1N @ D15T@NT M@G1C@L L@ND!!!
  20. EREN //1NKED @T T1T5 MCGEE //HEN N0 0NE EL5E //@5 L00K1NG "L@TER" HE M0UTHED @T HER 51LENTLY 50 N0 0NE C0ULD HE@R --
  21. A/N TH15 5T0RY 15 @B0UT MY 0//N PER50N@L OC, IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE! IF Y0U D0N'T L1KE OC'5! DON"T READ THIS STORY!
  22. ONCE UP0N @ T1ME, @FTER HER GRE@T @DVENTURE5, IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE //@5 //0NDER1NG //H@T T0 D0 TH@T //EEK! SHE H@D P1CKED UP HER L1FE FR0M //HERE 5HE LEFT 1T @ND //@NTED T0 M@KE 50METH1NG FR0M 1T!SHE //@NTED T0 M@KE HER F@THER PR0UD! THEN @LL THE 5UDDEN @ 5TR@NGE //0M@N @PPE@RED 0N IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE'5 D00R5TEP! SHE //@5 H1DEN BENE@TH @ L0NG CL0@K @ND H@D L0NG BR0//N N@1L5 0N HER F1NGER5! HER D1RTY H@1R FLU15HED D0//N FR0M BENE@TH THE CL0@K @ND 5HE H@D GL0//1NG EYE5! IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE TH0UGHT 5HE REMEMBERED 5EE1NG HER 1N HER DRE@M5 THE P@5T C0UPLE 0F //EEK5, @LM05T @5 1F 1T //@5 @ PREM0N1T10 "Y0U @RE N0T //H0 Y0U TH1NK Y0U @RE!" 5@1D THE 5TR@NGE //0M@N "WH@T D0 Y0U ME@N?" 5@1D IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGE "Y0U @RE N0T //H0 Y0U TH1NK Y0U @RE," 5HE 5@1D @G@1N //1TH @ MY5TER10U5 CR@CKL1NG V01CE L1KE @ B@D R@D10 TR@N5M15510N! "I 5T1LL D0N'T UNDER5T@ND Y0U?" 5@1D IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE! "HERE, T@KE TH15," 5HE 5@1D @ND G@VE IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE @N R0LLED UP P@PER "T@KE TH15 @ND G1VE 1T T0 Y0UR P@RENT5 0R GU@RD1@N, THEY //1LL KN0// //H@T T0 D0 //1TH 1T! AND //1TH TH@T 5HE D15@PPE@RED BEF0RE IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE'5 EYE5
  23. IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE //@5 C0NFU5ED BUT TH0UGHT TH@T 5HE H@D T0 D0 50METH1NG! BUT R@THER TH@N G01NG T0 HER P@RENT5 0R GU@RD1@N, IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE DEC1DED T0 5H0// 1T T0 JE@N "OH N0," 5@1D K1R5TE1N, "Y0U MU5T F0RGET @B0UT TH15! "WHY?" ENQU1RED IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE, "//H@T D0 Y0U KN0//?! "I!!! I C@N'T TELL Y0U! MY DE@R IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE, I D1DN'T TH1NK 1T //0ULD BE TH15 500N! "WH@T?!" YELLED IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE, "@RE Y0U KEEP1NG TH1NG5 @//@Y FR0M ME?! "IT'5 !!!! 1T'5 F0R Y0UR 0//N G00D! Y0U C@NN0T KN0// TH15!" 5@1D K1R5TE1N @ND BEF0RE IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE C0ULD D0 @NYTH1NG, JE@N K1R5TE1N H@D E5C@PED HER GR@5P! "N0! D@MM1T! WHEN //1LL I EVER KN0// THE TRUTH?! IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE //@5 FEEL1NG DEPRE55ED! ONE 0F HER BE5T FR1END5 @B@ND0NED @ND BETR@YED HER! IT HURT! S0 IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE //@NTED T0 F1ND IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE! AFTER THE1R @DVENTURE, IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE @ND EREN H@D BEEN 5PEND1NG @ L0T 0F T1ME T0GETHER! IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE K1ND 0F 5T@RTED T0 L1KE HER S0 IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE //ENT T0 THE GREEN EYED B0Y @ND T0LD THE //H0LE 5T0RY! HE L15TENED T0 IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE //1TH0UT 5@Y1NG @ 51NGLE //0RD THEN HE 5@1D: "WTF, TH15 15 5000 B1G AND IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE 5@1D: I KN0//! D0 Y0U KN0// @ //@Y T0 F1ND 0UT //H@T 15 H@PPEN1NG? WHY 15 EVERY0NE H1D1NG TH1NG5 FR0M ME?! EREN 51GHED @ND 5@1D: "Y0U H@VE @L//@Y5 BEEN 5PEC1@L, IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE @ND N0T JU5T T0 ME! "H0// D0 Y0U KN0// TH@T? THE BRUNET L00KED @T THE R0LLED UP P@PER TH@T IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE H@D RECE1VED @ND 5@1D: "1T K1ND 0F L00K5 L1KE THE 3D M@NUVER GE@R, D0E5N'T 1T? "C0ULD BE!!!BUT 1T M1GHT N0T BE!!!BUT, YE@H,CERT@1NLY 1T M1GHT BE "WH@TEVER 1T 15, I C@N REC0GN15E 1T QU1TE //ELL! AND I TH1NK," EREN 5@1D, "TH@T PERH@P5 THE MY5TER10U5 //0M@N //@NTED Y0U T0 F1ND 50METH1NG 1N51DE 0F Y0U "IN51DE? L1KE MY HE@RT? "N0, D0N'T BE 51LLY, L1KE @ M@M0RY! TH1NK @B0UT 1T, 1F Y0UR P@RENT5 L1ED T0 Y0U @ND N0// JE@N D0E5N'T //@NT T0 T@LK T0 Y0U @B0UT Y0UR B@CKGR0UND, PERH@P5 THERE 15 @ H1DDEN MEM0RY 1N Y0UR HE@D! IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE'5 L0G1C //@5 FL@//LE55! S0 IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE H@D T0 TRY 1T
  24. S0 IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE C0NCENTR@TED 0N THE 0BJECT! 1MMED1T@TELY 5HE FELT DR@//N 1NT0 1T! IT 5T@TED 0U1T @5 @ V@GUE, FUZZY TH1NG L1KE //HEN Y0U //E@R GL@55E5 @ND THERE 15 @ L0T 0F M015TURE 1N THE @1R @ND Y0U 5EE @ D0RK 0N THE H0R1Z0N! BUT THEN 1T TURNED 0UT TH@T THERE //@5 @ 5ECRET MEM0RY, H1DDEN BENE@TH THE V@1L L@YER 0F 5ELF-L0V1NG 1N HER HE@D
  25. AND //1TH1N TH@T MEM0RY, @ BURN1NG F1GURE @PPE@RED! IT //@5 THE FEM@LE T1T@N! IN HELL!!
  26. IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE //@5 C0NFU5ED! HE D1DN'T TH1NK TH@T MEM0RY //0ULD BE 1N THERE, @ND YET 1T //@5 THERE, BURN1NG L1KE THE HE@RT 0F @ NE//B0RN 5T@R @ND THE CENTER 0F THE E@RTH! - - A/N I G0T B0RD 0F //R1T1NG THE F@NF1C @5 1T //@5 50 I DEC1DED T0 CH@NGE TH1NG5 @R0UND! I H0PE U GUY5 L1KE 1T!
  27. SHE //@5 @5 0F YET THE M05T BE@UT1FYL TH1NGY 1N THE //H0LE 0F E@RTH, THE B0Y BEL1EVED HER T0 BE! A5 5HE F@1GJT THE GRE@T V1LL1@NNE55 LE0NH@RT, HER B1G B0PPER5 B0BBED UP @ND D0//N C0N515T@NTLY L1KE 50ME0NE M@K1NG L0VE 1N @ C@R! SHE 5//1PPED 5EXLY@T THE ANN1E @ND //@5 M0RE TH@N @NYTH1NG EREN H@D 5EEN BEF0RE! HER BE@T1FUL FE15TFUL PRE55URE 5H0CKED ANN1E'5 HENCHMEN 1NT0 C0PUL@T1NG BEF0RE HER!
  28. IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE, T@KE MY 5//0RD! 5@1D THE TEEN JR!, @ND G1VE 1T T0 THE GRE@TNE55 BEF0RE U5! SHE //1LL NEED 0UR LEGEND@RY 5//0RD 1N 0RDER T0 DEFE@T THE GRE@T UBER-ANN1
  29. AND L0! IRR151T@BLE T1T5 MCGEE D1D 50 @ND THE M@G1N1F1CENT GRE@T MY5TER10U5 //0M@N T00K THE 5//0RD @ND 5T@BBED ANN1E
  30. HE //@5 DEFE@TED! BUT //@5 LE0NH@RT? BEC@U5E @5 TH@T SU1C1D@L B@5T@RD R@N T0//@RD5 THE MY5TER10U5 5TR@NGE BE@UTY 0F H15 DR@EM5 @ND //@5 @B0UT T0 5H@RE THE GRE@TE5T K155 HE(@ND M0RE) H@D EVER G1VEN T0 50ME0MNE 1N THE H15T0RY 0F M@NK1ND, ANN1E LE0NH@RT R05E UP @ND FLED -- L@TER, T1T5 MCGEE @ND YE@GHER //ERE @L0NE @G@1N "IT5 L@TER" 5@1D EREN YE@GER, PULL1NG T1T5 MCGEE T0//@RD5 THE B@THR00M "BUT //H@T @B0UT THE 0THER5? "I'LL JU5T TELL THEM Y0U @RE HELP1NG ME 5H0//ER! THEY //0NT 5U5PECT @ TH1NG "TRUE! THEY @RE @LL 1D10T5 THEN, 5UDDENLY, THE B0Y //@5 N@KED! T1T5 MCGEE //0NDERED H0// HE D1D TH@T! HE MU5T H@VE BEEN NE@RLY N@KED TH15 //H0LE T1ME THE 5H0//ER TURNED 0N!! !!T1T5 MCGEE //@5 @LRE@DY
  31. EREN L@THERED UP G00D @ND F1NE! THE 50@P DR1PPED 0FF H15 B0DY @T @ 5EDUCT1VELY 5L0// P@CE! T1T5 MCGEE C0ULD N0T C0NT@1N THE P0//ERFUL URGE 0F EXC1TEMENT TH@T R@CED THR0UGH HER VE1N5 THE @LLUR1NG L00K 0F HER NUD1E C0MR@DE BEC@ME T00 MUCH F0R HER T0 F@TH0M @ND HER 5PERM B@NK 5QU1RTED LUBE D1RECTLY 0NT0 T1T5 MCGEE'5 EYE THERE T1T5 MCGEE 5@T, HER P1NK P@NT1E5 PULLED QU1CKLY D0//N @T H15 @NKLE5, 0N @ T01LET FULL 0F P00P //1TH HER B0DLY FLU1D5 0N FULL D15PL@Y, EYE5 BULG1NG FR0M HER F@CE THE T1T@N SH1FTER G1GGLED @5 T1T5 MCGEE'5 D1GN1TY 5HR1VELED @ND D1ED, BUT T1T5 MCGEE H@D @L//@Y5 ENJ0YED TH@T DEL1GHTFUL 5N1CKER, EVEN @FTER SHE F0UND 0UT HE //@5 HER 0//N FLE5H @ND BL00D "WELL!!!//H-//H@T D0 //E D0 N0//?" T1T5 MCGEE 5@1D, DE5PER@TELY TRY1NG T0 50UND 5U@VE "IT! WE D0 1T! "1T? "YE5! 1T "//E D0 1T? "YE5 "0H !!!@ND //1TH TH@T THE TEEN JUMPED 0N T1T5 MCGEE! WH@T L1TTLE REM@1NED 0F THE1R CL0THE5 PL0PPED 0F QU1CKLY! S0ME FELL 1N THE T01LET "UM!!! LET5 G-GET Y0U 0UTT@ MY T01L-DRE@M5 @ND 1NT0 MY BED!" T1T5 MCGEE 5TUTTERED, DE5PER@TELY TRY1NG T0 BE 5L1CK, YET HE KNE// 1T //@5 H0PELE55 T0 BE 5U@VE 0N THE 5H1TTER YE@GHER H0PPED GLEEFULLY 0UT 0F THE 5H0//ER, THE 50@P C0NT1NUED P0UR1NG FR0M H15 5H@PELY B0DY!T1T5 MCGEE 5T00D UP FR0M THE T01LET, HER N@UGHTY B1T5 PR0UDLY //@V1NG @B0UT @ND HER P@NT5 5T1LL D0//N @R0UND HER @NKLE5! SHE HURR1ED T0 CH@5E H15 5H@PELY B0DY D0//N SHE FELL 1N THE D00R //@Y, TR1PP1NG 0VER HER P@NT5! SHE PULLED HER F@CE UP FR0M THE FL00R @ND G@ZED @T THE BRUNET, DANCING ON THE KITCHEN TABL THE N1GHT //RE@KED 0F ER0T1C15M5!!!@ND T1T5 MCGEE C0ULD 5EE TH@T 1T //@5 G01NG T0 BE @ @LL Y0U C@N E@T P0RKFE5T AND 1T //@5
  32. YE@GHER //@5 500N R1DD1NG T1T5 MCGEE L1KE @ P0G0 5T1CK "P0KE ME! DEEPER! DEEPER! GODDAMNIT! "OH G0D I'M G01NG T0 HELL!" T1T5 MCGEE 5CRE@MED T1T5 MCGEE 5T1LL H@D H15 H@//@11@N 5H1RT 0N @ND THE T1T@N SH1FTER //@5 DR1PP1NG 50@PY //@TER @LL 0VER THE BED! H15 PERKY PEN15 5//UNG @R0UND, L1KE @ H@PPY CH1LD 0N @ M00N B0UNCE! UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT!, T1T5 MCGEE L1KED 1T! IT //@5 @ B1G, BE@UT1FUL TH1NG TH@T @CHED T0 BE 5UCKED 0N!
  33. T1T5 MCGEE E5PEC1@LLY L1KED TH@T FR0M TH15 @NGLE SHE C0ULD N0T 5EE THE @//K//@RD B1RTH M@RK 0N HER @55 CHEEK! WH1CH //@5 @ REL1EF! T1T5 MCGEE //@NTED T0 BE H@RD @ND 5TR0NG //HERE 1T C0UNT5 F0R THE PER50N SHE H@D @L//@Y5 TH0UGHT 0F @5 HER M0THER "OH T1T5 MCGEE!" HE BRE@THED HE@V1LY, DEEP @ND C@VERN0U5 "15 //H@T //E'RE D01NG //R0NG!?!? "OH GOD YES!!" SHE YELLED B@CK @T HER N@KED M0THER! "GOOD! YES! YES! YES! YES BROTHER!!!" THE GREEN EYED B0Y 5CRE@MED! (AUTH0R5 N0TE5: 0MG! WHEN 1T //@5 0VER THEY CLE@NED THEM5ELVE5, THE R00M @ND THE NE@RBY T0//ER D0//N IT T00K @//H1LE - F0RTUN@TELY THEY F1N15HED BEF0RE @NY 0F THE1R FR1END5 G0T B@CK! S0 THE1R L1TTLE 5ECRET //@5 5@FE!!!F0R N0// -- AND TH15 15 //HERE THE 5T0RY END5!!
  34. IT H@5 C0ME!!! T0 MY @TTENT10N!!! TH@T 50ME RE@DER5!!! D0N'T L1KE MY @RT! THEY 5@Y TH@T 1T'5!!!1T'5 @LL @NT1-5EMET1C (5XUZ ME, BUT JE//5 @RE L1KE TH@T!) @ND R@C15T (I H@D @ BL@CK CL@55M@TE 1N MY CL@55 0NCE @ND HE //@5 RE@LLY 5TUP1D L0L) @ND @N@T0M1CLY 1MP0551BLE (FWHYI THEY @LL D0 Y0G@, @ND TH@T5 T0T@LY P0551BLE)! TH@T HURT5 ME @ L0T! RE@LLY!!! @ L0T D0 U KN0// H0// L0NG 1T T@KE5 ME T0 //R1TE MY 5T0R1E5? D0 U TH1NK I L1KE 1T BE1NG 5TUCK @T H0ME //1TH N0TH1NG T0 D0 BUT //R1T1NG MY 50UL 1NT0 MY @RT? MY B0YFR1END BR0KE UP /// ME @ND I'M 5@D BEC@U5E 0F @LL THE 5TUP1D ENLG1H5 @551GNMENT5 I G0T (//H0 NEEDZ 1T @NY//@Y5, I 5PE@K 1T L0L
  35. WR1T1NG 15 THE 0NLY TH1NG TH@T M@KE5 ME H@PPY, BUT 1F TH@T 15N'T G00D EN0UGH F0R U PE0PLE, THEN I'M G01NG T0 C@LL 1T QU1T5 YE5, TH@T'5 R1GHR! I //0N'T F1N15H TH15 5T0RY! SUCK 1T INTERNET! HAPPY NOW?!!!
  36. I //@NT T0 TH@NK QUEENR1CKM@N34 @ND P1NKYJ@CK F0R BET@ RE@D1NG, BUT I!!! I!!! I!!! JU5T C@N'T T@KE 1T @NYM0RE F@RE//ELL 1NTERNET! I'LL NEVER TRU5T Y0U @g@1n!
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