how not to play minecraft

[19:54.05] <+jacobot> ZachTheUnknown hit the ground too hard
[19:54.07] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> karma
[19:54.08] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> FUCK
[19:54.13] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> lol
[19:54.27] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> run back, hopefully the stuff is still there :D
[19:54.42] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> all my goddamn stuff was back there and because Cracker is such a fuckwit there is no /home
[19:55.09] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> remind me why we even have you on the server
[19:55.10] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> cracker you salty piece of human waiste
[19:55.14] <Ristovski> why do you want /home
[19:55.25] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> so shit like this doesn't happen
[19:55.31] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> it's your fault for not being careful :D
[19:55.33] <Ristovski> be more careful damnit
[19:55.35] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> own up to it
[19:55.40] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> bruh
[19:55.48] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> instead of crying about a lack of mod that fixes your issues for you :D
[19:56.23] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> i fell 2 blocks more than normal and i got hit with one half heart of fall damage
[19:56.30] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> yes
[19:56.33] <Ristovski> yes
[19:56.35] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> and you're dead because of it :D
[19:57.10] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> how about after getting told by some magic teleporting chick to hunt for diamonds and falling one cm
[19:57.15] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> you can ride that high horse
[19:57.47] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> catelite, your new official name is "magic teleporting chick" :D
[19:58.25] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> ZachTheUnknown, I'm not the one getting his knickers in a twist
[19:58.37] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> let me repeat myself
[19:58.46] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> a magic teleporting chick told me to hunt for diamonds
[19:58.54] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> i fell in lava with 1 heart to spare
[19:59.03] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> and climbing back i fell 3 blocks and died
[19:59.12] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> yep
[19:59.14] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> stuff happens
[19:59.17] <Ristovski> cool story bro
[19:59.28] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> at what fucking odds
[19:59.31] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> does that happen
[19:59.39] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> apparently non-astronomical ods
[19:59.42] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> odds*
[20:00.08] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> come to my base, let's celebrate that spectacular failure with some cake
[20:00.30] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> yeah sure i will just terrible-away towards your house
[20:00.52] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> maybe if you could give me back my iron set and that fortune pick i would be less shitty