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  1. [17:39:03] @MKSLAYER97: See me ride out of the sunset on your colored TV screen.
  2. [17:39:09] @MKSLAYER97: Out for all that I can get, if you know what I mean.
  3. [17:39:36] ~Princess Judy: You know, I always thought that lyric was "and if they're all that I can get." never did, "know what he meant."
  4. [17:39:44] ~Princess Judy: by that.
  5. [17:39:55] @MKSLAYER97: He's referring to vaginas.
  6. [17:40:05] Cardian: well alright then
  7. [17:40:09] @MKSLAYER97: More specifically, he's referring to putting his penis in a vagina.
  8. [17:40:14] ~Princess Judy: PIV
  9. [17:40:16] ~Princess Judy: baby.
  10. [17:40:25] @MKSLAYER97: Yes, babies do often come from that.
  11. [17:40:33] Cardian: it takes nine months though
  12. [17:40:46] ~Princess Judy: Yeah, but you don't have to keep it there the whole time.
  13. [17:40:51] ~Princess Judy: that would be weird.
  14. [17:41:00] Cardian: very weird.
  15. [17:41:11] @MKSLAYER97: Your only options would be to piss in her, or let your bladder explode.
  16. [17:41:25] Cardian: neither of those sound healthy
  17. [17:41:25] @MKSLAYER97: And I don't think the baby wants to be swimming in piss.
  18. [17:41:35] immanency: Sorry, gonna have to leave work for 9 months, trying to make a baby
  19. [17:41:42] ~Princess Judy: well, the baby wouldn't be swimming in piss.
  20. [17:41:43] immanency: It's ok Jeff we'll see you afterr
  21. [17:42:28] @MKSLAYER97: This is one really weird conversation.
  22. [17:42:31] Cardian: I suddenly have nothing left to say on the subject, other than this got very weird very fast
  23. [17:42:49] @MKSLAYER97: Let's move on from PIV to PIB.
  24. [17:43:11] @MKSLAYER97: The urine and feces would mix if you had to keep it in there for 9 months.
  25. [17:43:16] ~Princess Judy: If three months in she doesn't have a bump, you start to worry that it didn't work, but it's so late that if you stop she would miscarry, so you have to sit there worrying until there's some sign.
  26. [17:43:48] Cardian: That'd be an interesting nine months
  27. [17:44:03] Cardian: the conversations would either either dry up or be repititive
  28. [17:44:09] Cardian: *repetitive
  29. [17:44:39] @MKSLAYER97: The mother: I feel it kicking!
  30. [17:44:40] @MKSLAYER97: The father: SO DO I BFLKJNBNR
  31. [17:44:53] ~Princess Judy: Hold on, I need to make 100% sure I know exactly how girls pee before I make a fool of myself.
  32. [17:45:02] @MKSLAYER97: Through their urethras.
  33. [17:45:08] Cardian: There's small hole within the vagina
  34. [17:45:16] @MKSLAYER97: I don't think it's "within" the vagina.
  35. [17:45:32] Cardian: its in there somewhere
  36. [17:45:34] @MKSLAYER97: Well you're a princess, pull your panties down and check.
  37. [17:45:43] Cardian: Hold on
  38. [17:46:19] ~Princess Judy: [17:44:42] ~Princess Judy: Hold on, I need to make 100% sure I know exactly how girls pee before I make a fool of myself.
  39. [17:46:27] ~Princess Judy: I should just say that all the time to see how people react.
  40. [17:46:39] Cardian: I think I should find a diagram
  41. [17:46:58] Cardian: Im pretty sure I've felt it before and all my boo kept telling me was "stop that you're making me have to pee"
  42. [17:47:58] Cardian: So if she had to pee during that whole thing, it'd probably just back up and leak through random crevices along the man's penis.
  43. [17:49:11] immanency: I'm glad this isn't awkward for anyone.
  44. [17:49:34] ~Princess Judy: Alright anyway what I was going to say before I realized there was like a 1% chance I'd be putting my foot in my mouth is: If you peed in someone's butt and didn't let it out, their large intestine would absorb the water, that's what it's for.
  45. [17:49:52] immanency: That's the only purpose behind the large intestine.
  46. [17:49:55] ~Princess Judy: So they'd be able to pee it back out, it would be incredibly unhealthy though.
  47. [17:50:02] Cardian: why would we be in the butt in the first place?
  48. [17:50:12] ~Princess Judy: MK brought it up.
  49. [17:50:14] @MKSLAYER97: Because some people prefer that.
  50. [17:50:30] Cardian: right, but if we're making a baby don't we have to be in the front
  51. [17:50:38] XKaliber: It's great how you guys took over the chat talking about how girls piss.
  52. [17:50:39] XKaliber: o-o
  53. [17:50:43] ~Princess Judy: I think he was saying hypothetically if it worked in the butt.
  54. [17:50:49] Cardian: ah
  55. [17:51:04] ~Princess Judy: Better than homestuck spoilers.
  56. [17:51:22] Cardian: oh I see where I got lost, I had no idea what PIV and PIB stood for
  57. [17:52:09] ~Princess Judy: The real problem would be having no way to poop.
  58. [17:52:27] Cardian: that's a very real problem
  59. [17:53:18] Cardian: But, in all honesty, if this is how it worked, medical science would probably have figured out a way to either knock out both parties to keep this from happening, or just bypass the whole thing with other such equipment. like tubes.
  60. [17:53:31] ~Princess Judy: yeah, tubes definitely.
  61. [17:53:40] @MKSLAYER97: I was honestly thinking of gay sex.
  62. [17:54:01] Cardian: oh are we not talking about babies anymore?
  63. [17:54:05] ~Princess Judy: Oh, that's usually what I'm the one thinking about.
  64. [17:54:54] ~Princess Judy: Or is this MPreg?
  65. [17:55:12] ~Princess Judy: If so I fucking hope the guy gets a c section.
  66. [17:55:22] Cardian: seriously
  67. [17:55:36] @MKSLAYER97: Nope, he has to piss out the baby.
  68. [17:55:48] Cardian: That would literally tear his penis off
  69. [17:55:51] ~Princess Judy: I read a doujin where that happened. I am not proud.
  70. [17:56:20] Cardian: Did his penis get torn off?
  71. [17:56:41] ~Princess Judy: No, it was like mystical and stuff, so it just hurt like a motherfucker and stretched.
  72. [17:56:58] Cardian: oh.
  73. [17:58:04] ~Princess Judy: Actually, "hurts like a motherfucker" is what I say when I get a sprain, I'm pretty sure it hurt like 20,000 motherfuckers.
  74. [17:58:15] Cardian: youch.
  75. [17:58:56] ~Princess Judy: Oh my god, that's what they should have at the doctors office instead of a pain scale of 1 to 10
  76. [17:59:05] ~Princess Judy: how many mother fuckers does it hurt like?
  77. [17:59:20] Cardian: LIKE A HUNDRED MOTHERFUCKERS AARHGAHDSAF
  78. [17:59:47] @MKSLAYER97: OVER 9000 MOTHERFUCKERS!
  79. [17:59:59] %Princess Natalie: wtf XD
  80. [18:00:04] Cardian: Welcome back
  81. [18:00:24] ~Princess Judy: Are you well acquainted with the pain scale? My mom is a nurse, and they always asked my dad because his back was completely fucked. So It might be something most people aren't familiar with.
  82. [18:00:29] %Princess Natalie: I've been here the whole time XD
  83. [18:00:53] @MKSLAYER97: So Natalie prefers watching over participating?
  84. [18:00:56] @MKSLAYER97: k
  85. [18:01:05] %Princess Natalie: I never said that
  86. [18:01:12] Cardian: I find it interesting that the motherfucker pain scale is what elicited a response
  87. [18:01:13] @MKSLAYER97: I inferred it.
  88. [18:01:14] %Princess Natalie: I was facetiming
  89. [18:01:16] ~Princess Judy: Natalie is reserved when it comes to discussing Peeing, it is her right.
  90. [18:01:23] ~Princess Judy: As a PRINCESS.
  91. [18:01:36] @MKSLAYER97: Well you seem fairly open with peeing, Princess Judy.
  92. [18:01:54] @MKSLAYER97: (Private to @JackZero) If you're still awake, read chat.
  93. [18:02:08] Cardian: Some people are just open with how their bodies work on a mechanical level
  94. [18:02:11] @MKSLAYER97: (Private to @JackZero) Starting around from where immanency floods.
  95. [18:02:40] ~Princess Judy: It is also my right as a princess to not be shy if I don't want to be.
  96. [18:02:47] %Princess Natalie: Well
  97. [18:03:10] ~Princess Judy: This is not Middle Ages China. This is... somewhere and sometime else I guess.
  98. [18:03:10] %Princess Natalie: Idk what to say XD
  99. [18:04:22] @JackZero: (Private to @MKSLAYER97) K, a second.
  100. [18:05:18] Cardian: now I just want to have some very intense snuggles with my boo
  101. [18:05:24] ~Princess Judy: I have just offended all the people who live in Middle Ages China. I am prepared for the torrent of angry calligraphy.
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