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- [17:39:03] @MKSLAYER97: See me ride out of the sunset on your colored TV screen.
- [17:39:09] @MKSLAYER97: Out for all that I can get, if you know what I mean.
- [17:39:36] ~Princess Judy: You know, I always thought that lyric was "and if they're all that I can get." never did, "know what he meant."
- [17:39:44] ~Princess Judy: by that.
- [17:39:55] @MKSLAYER97: He's referring to vaginas.
- [17:40:05] Cardian: well alright then
- [17:40:09] @MKSLAYER97: More specifically, he's referring to putting his penis in a vagina.
- [17:40:14] ~Princess Judy: PIV
- [17:40:16] ~Princess Judy: baby.
- [17:40:25] @MKSLAYER97: Yes, babies do often come from that.
- [17:40:33] Cardian: it takes nine months though
- [17:40:46] ~Princess Judy: Yeah, but you don't have to keep it there the whole time.
- [17:40:51] ~Princess Judy: that would be weird.
- [17:41:00] Cardian: very weird.
- [17:41:11] @MKSLAYER97: Your only options would be to piss in her, or let your bladder explode.
- [17:41:25] Cardian: neither of those sound healthy
- [17:41:25] @MKSLAYER97: And I don't think the baby wants to be swimming in piss.
- [17:41:35] immanency: Sorry, gonna have to leave work for 9 months, trying to make a baby
- [17:41:42] ~Princess Judy: well, the baby wouldn't be swimming in piss.
- [17:41:43] immanency: It's ok Jeff we'll see you afterr
- [17:42:28] @MKSLAYER97: This is one really weird conversation.
- [17:42:31] Cardian: I suddenly have nothing left to say on the subject, other than this got very weird very fast
- [17:42:49] @MKSLAYER97: Let's move on from PIV to PIB.
- [17:43:11] @MKSLAYER97: The urine and feces would mix if you had to keep it in there for 9 months.
- [17:43:16] ~Princess Judy: If three months in she doesn't have a bump, you start to worry that it didn't work, but it's so late that if you stop she would miscarry, so you have to sit there worrying until there's some sign.
- [17:43:48] Cardian: That'd be an interesting nine months
- [17:44:03] Cardian: the conversations would either either dry up or be repititive
- [17:44:09] Cardian: *repetitive
- [17:44:39] @MKSLAYER97: The mother: I feel it kicking!
- [17:44:40] @MKSLAYER97: The father: SO DO I BFLKJNBNR
- [17:44:53] ~Princess Judy: Hold on, I need to make 100% sure I know exactly how girls pee before I make a fool of myself.
- [17:45:02] @MKSLAYER97: Through their urethras.
- [17:45:08] Cardian: There's small hole within the vagina
- [17:45:16] @MKSLAYER97: I don't think it's "within" the vagina.
- [17:45:32] Cardian: its in there somewhere
- [17:45:34] @MKSLAYER97: Well you're a princess, pull your panties down and check.
- [17:45:43] Cardian: Hold on
- [17:46:19] ~Princess Judy: [17:44:42] ~Princess Judy: Hold on, I need to make 100% sure I know exactly how girls pee before I make a fool of myself.
- [17:46:27] ~Princess Judy: I should just say that all the time to see how people react.
- [17:46:39] Cardian: I think I should find a diagram
- [17:46:58] Cardian: Im pretty sure I've felt it before and all my boo kept telling me was "stop that you're making me have to pee"
- [17:47:58] Cardian: So if she had to pee during that whole thing, it'd probably just back up and leak through random crevices along the man's penis.
- [17:49:11] immanency: I'm glad this isn't awkward for anyone.
- [17:49:34] ~Princess Judy: Alright anyway what I was going to say before I realized there was like a 1% chance I'd be putting my foot in my mouth is: If you peed in someone's butt and didn't let it out, their large intestine would absorb the water, that's what it's for.
- [17:49:52] immanency: That's the only purpose behind the large intestine.
- [17:49:55] ~Princess Judy: So they'd be able to pee it back out, it would be incredibly unhealthy though.
- [17:50:02] Cardian: why would we be in the butt in the first place?
- [17:50:12] ~Princess Judy: MK brought it up.
- [17:50:14] @MKSLAYER97: Because some people prefer that.
- [17:50:30] Cardian: right, but if we're making a baby don't we have to be in the front
- [17:50:38] XKaliber: It's great how you guys took over the chat talking about how girls piss.
- [17:50:39] XKaliber: o-o
- [17:50:43] ~Princess Judy: I think he was saying hypothetically if it worked in the butt.
- [17:50:49] Cardian: ah
- [17:51:04] ~Princess Judy: Better than homestuck spoilers.
- [17:51:22] Cardian: oh I see where I got lost, I had no idea what PIV and PIB stood for
- [17:52:09] ~Princess Judy: The real problem would be having no way to poop.
- [17:52:27] Cardian: that's a very real problem
- [17:53:18] Cardian: But, in all honesty, if this is how it worked, medical science would probably have figured out a way to either knock out both parties to keep this from happening, or just bypass the whole thing with other such equipment. like tubes.
- [17:53:31] ~Princess Judy: yeah, tubes definitely.
- [17:53:40] @MKSLAYER97: I was honestly thinking of gay sex.
- [17:54:01] Cardian: oh are we not talking about babies anymore?
- [17:54:05] ~Princess Judy: Oh, that's usually what I'm the one thinking about.
- [17:54:54] ~Princess Judy: Or is this MPreg?
- [17:55:12] ~Princess Judy: If so I fucking hope the guy gets a c section.
- [17:55:22] Cardian: seriously
- [17:55:36] @MKSLAYER97: Nope, he has to piss out the baby.
- [17:55:48] Cardian: That would literally tear his penis off
- [17:55:51] ~Princess Judy: I read a doujin where that happened. I am not proud.
- [17:56:20] Cardian: Did his penis get torn off?
- [17:56:41] ~Princess Judy: No, it was like mystical and stuff, so it just hurt like a motherfucker and stretched.
- [17:56:58] Cardian: oh.
- [17:58:04] ~Princess Judy: Actually, "hurts like a motherfucker" is what I say when I get a sprain, I'm pretty sure it hurt like 20,000 motherfuckers.
- [17:58:15] Cardian: youch.
- [17:58:56] ~Princess Judy: Oh my god, that's what they should have at the doctors office instead of a pain scale of 1 to 10
- [17:59:05] ~Princess Judy: how many mother fuckers does it hurt like?
- [17:59:20] Cardian: LIKE A HUNDRED MOTHERFUCKERS AARHGAHDSAF
- [17:59:47] @MKSLAYER97: OVER 9000 MOTHERFUCKERS!
- [17:59:59] %Princess Natalie: wtf XD
- [18:00:04] Cardian: Welcome back
- [18:00:24] ~Princess Judy: Are you well acquainted with the pain scale? My mom is a nurse, and they always asked my dad because his back was completely fucked. So It might be something most people aren't familiar with.
- [18:00:29] %Princess Natalie: I've been here the whole time XD
- [18:00:53] @MKSLAYER97: So Natalie prefers watching over participating?
- [18:00:56] @MKSLAYER97: k
- [18:01:05] %Princess Natalie: I never said that
- [18:01:12] Cardian: I find it interesting that the motherfucker pain scale is what elicited a response
- [18:01:13] @MKSLAYER97: I inferred it.
- [18:01:14] %Princess Natalie: I was facetiming
- [18:01:16] ~Princess Judy: Natalie is reserved when it comes to discussing Peeing, it is her right.
- [18:01:23] ~Princess Judy: As a PRINCESS.
- [18:01:36] @MKSLAYER97: Well you seem fairly open with peeing, Princess Judy.
- [18:01:54] @MKSLAYER97: (Private to @JackZero) If you're still awake, read chat.
- [18:02:08] Cardian: Some people are just open with how their bodies work on a mechanical level
- [18:02:11] @MKSLAYER97: (Private to @JackZero) Starting around from where immanency floods.
- [18:02:40] ~Princess Judy: It is also my right as a princess to not be shy if I don't want to be.
- [18:02:47] %Princess Natalie: Well
- [18:03:10] ~Princess Judy: This is not Middle Ages China. This is... somewhere and sometime else I guess.
- [18:03:10] %Princess Natalie: Idk what to say XD
- [18:04:22] @JackZero: (Private to @MKSLAYER97) K, a second.
- [18:05:18] Cardian: now I just want to have some very intense snuggles with my boo
- [18:05:24] ~Princess Judy: I have just offended all the people who live in Middle Ages China. I am prepared for the torrent of angry calligraphy.
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