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- >Be me
- >My base has no resources to research shit
- >Decide to invade another base to steal their soldiers and other stuff
- >Enter another base discreetly
- >The base and its struts is colored a fucking cotton candy pink
- >Who the fuck does this
- >Disregard that, stealthily move through the base for those supply crates
- >Notice a soldier is guarding some crates
- >Look at his uniform
- >It's a fucking rainbow camo
- >Tranq that sunnavabitch
- >We'll fix that guy soon, and get him a real uniform
- >Fulton him
- >Climb on top of one of the supply crates, start fultoning them
- >Fulton the last crate and ride it back home
- >Arrive home
- >Kaz hobbles over to me
- >“Boss, you should take a look at those crates.”
- >The crates’ logo is called “Prancing Ponies”
- >Fuck it, just open it so we can get some materials
- >My soldiers open the crates
- >The crates are full of packaged pony toys, DVDs, coloring books and shirts
- >Ocelot runs over and starts playing with his “favorite pony Applejack”
- >mfw
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