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Horsefuckers in Metal Gear - Big Boss Base Raid

Nov 25th, 2014
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  1. >Be me
  2. >My base has no resources to research shit
  3. >Decide to invade another base to steal their soldiers and other stuff
  4. >Enter another base discreetly
  5. >The base and its struts is colored a fucking cotton candy pink
  6. >Who the fuck does this
  7. >Disregard that, stealthily move through the base for those supply crates
  8. >Notice a soldier is guarding some crates
  9. >Look at his uniform
  10. >It's a fucking rainbow camo
  11. >Tranq that sunnavabitch
  12. >We'll fix that guy soon, and get him a real uniform
  13. >Fulton him
  14. >Climb on top of one of the supply crates, start fultoning them
  15. >Fulton the last crate and ride it back home
  16. >Arrive home
  17. >Kaz hobbles over to me
  18. >“Boss, you should take a look at those crates.”
  19. >The crates’ logo is called “Prancing Ponies”
  20. >Fuck it, just open it so we can get some materials
  21. >My soldiers open the crates
  22. >The crates are full of packaged pony toys, DVDs, coloring books and shirts
  23. >Ocelot runs over and starts playing with his “favorite pony Applejack”
  24. >mfw
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