A Penis Occurance

Penis paced up and down, jiggling his Penis. His very good friend, Mary Sue Penis, had arranged to meet him here Penis. "I have something Penis to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Penis was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Penis expected to see her bounce up, her Penis hair streaming behind her and her Penis eyes aglow.

Penis heard footsteps, but they seemed rather Penis for a delicate and Penis girl like Mary Sue Penis, whose tread was Penis. He turned around and found Penis staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Penis said Penis. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Penis had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so Penis. "Mary Sue Penis asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Penis, his Penis began to throb Penis.

"Oh," Penis said, Penis. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Penis said and caught Penis by her Penis. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Penis said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, Penis.

From behind a Penis, Mary Sue Penis watched with a Penis light in her Penis eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Penis/Penis". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the Penis from extinction.