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- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:05:45 No.7648720
- Replies: >>7648770 >>7648832 >>7648849 >>7648890 >>7648917 >>7648967 >>7648995 >>7649000 >>7649047 >>7649049 >>7649201 >>7649209
- >Live in a communal house owned by my university
- >Live with 3 guys and 10 grills
- >Have a crush on one of the grills
- >Openly flirt with her all the time
- >She hangs out in my room sometimes and cuddles with me as we watch movies on my laptop
- >Work up the courage to kiss her on the lips one day
- >She seemed very into it
- >Talked about how we like each other afterwards
- >Think that finally I may get my first girlfriend
- >The next day we're hanging out again
- >She asks me if I've ever had a girlfriend
- >Tell her the truth since I feel like honesty is the best policy
- >"But you've had sex before right?"
- >Tell her I have not
- >She seems very taken aback by this
- >The vibe between us becomes awkward after this
- >Host a party at the house that weekend
- >Get drunk
- >When the party is over, go to her room to talk to her about us
- >Forget to knock since I am drunk and kinda sad about how distant she has been with me
- >Open the door and see her on her knees in front of some random football player guy
- >She's sucking his cock
- >They both quickly turn their heads and look at me
- >I shut the door in an instant
- >Leave the house
- >Take a long, long walk until sunrise
- I have not talked to her since. I have been consciously avoiding her because I don't think I can even look at her in the eye anymore.
- I am so heartbroken and sickened.
- What do?
- >>
- Popeye !!ijyx6iOFP4z 07/07/13(Sun)16:10:02 No.7648770
- >>7648720 (OP)
- >What do?
- Cry like a little fag
- Masturbate
- Use tears as lube
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:12:30 No.7648798
- HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
- faggot
- >what do?
- If we knew, we wouldn't be here
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:14:02 No.7648817
- something similar happened to me, except the girl was on top of him.
- I would move out, cut contact. worked for me.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:14:39 No.7648830
- You know what you must do, OP.
- You must rape her.
- Hold her down, tie her up, and rape her slutty fuck-holes.
- Or just drug her and rape her when she's passed out if you don't want to go through the trouble of tying her up. Plus, there's a chance you won't get caught this way.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:14:50 No.7648832
- Replies: >>7648863
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- >>7648720 (OP)
- fuck people, holy shit I'm so fucking mad right now
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:15:44 No.7648840
- Replies: >>7648882 >>7648961 >>7648994
- Get over there as chill as you can and get her to suck yours.
- >ey gurl since youv ben sucking dat guy u have no prublem suckin yer fren off rite ;)
- >b-but anon ur ma fren
- >exacly n frends help eachother :3
- Piss easy,mate,you now know she's a whore and you can fuck her like crazy.Fuck yeah.
- Your mistake for telling here you're a virgin.Phucking phaggot.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:15:49 No.7648843
- Replies: >>7648882 >>7648961
- That's why you never, ever, ever, ever, ever tell a girl you're a virgin.
- They will NEVER respond positively to it.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:16:11 No.7648849
- Replies: >>7648872 >>7648882
- >>7648720 (OP)
- >>"But you've had sex before right?"
- You should have lied OP, lying always works.
- Keep that in mind for the next time.
- >>
- Ian !29U3UDBw2A 07/07/13(Sun)16:16:54 No.7648863
- >>7648832
- Don't be... I would have been but now I find this fucking shit funny.
- You kill them OP, I wouldn't fucking tolerate it and neither should you, those motherfuckers can go fuck themselves, they hurt you now you hurt them, it's the only way
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:17:03 No.7648865
- Replies: >>7648882 >>7648903
- You did so many things wrong, it's not even funny.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:17:51 No.7648872
- this >>7648849 is true OP.
- If you cum to quickly or are awkward during sex, just tell them it's been a while and they wont think anything of it.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:18:18 No.7648877
- Get her in that position, put your hand in her vagina (trust me it's wide enough) and stare her popping eyes.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:19:06 No.7648882
- Replies: >>7648898 >>7648922 >>7648991
- >>7648840
- >>7648843
- >>7648849
- OP here.
- Well, I didn't know that. I had always thought that the best relationships were built on honesty and mutual respect. I want her to like me for who I am, not for who I am not. I guess life is actually just hell, and all of my notions of romance and human decency are a load of crap in the end.
- ;__;
- >>7648865
- What else did I do wrong?
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:19:34 No.7648890
- >>7648720 (OP)
- >>"But you've had sex before right?"
- >>Tell her I have not
- Biggest mistake. Women hate virgins and will never like you if you are one.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:20:12 No.7648898
- Replies: >>7648912
- >>7648882
- >I had always thought that the best relationships were built on honesty and mutual respect.
- No, they aren't. Not to women. Women don't want to know the guy they're dating is a virgin.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:20:17 No.7648900
- The only way to stay sane at university is to move out into your own place and concentrate on your studies.
- I almost failed out of school due to heartbreak, then I followed this advice and Im not top of my class and looking at some very promising post-grad opportunities.
- Modern women are put on earth by satan to drive good men to evil and give evil men pleasure. The bible warned you about them, OP. They are wicked deceivers.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:20:36 No.7648903
- Replies: >>7648928 >>7648935 >>7649058
- >>7648865
- >did so many things wrong
- Why can't women act like actual people, instead of complex if/then trees tied to a bunch of unpredictable emotions and shitty communication skills? I'm tired of having to put so much fucking effort into not making tiny tiny tiny little mistakes when I could be out doing something I actually enjoy, or hanging out with people who like me for who I am and understand that I'm not perfect.
- It's times like these that I wish I were gay.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:21:30 No.7648912
- Replies: >>7648930
- >>7648898
- The really sad part is that she told all of her friends, and everyone in that house that you are a virgin, so now you look like a weirdo to EVERYONE. And when they were all making fun of you, that slut probably had the biggest goddamn smirk on her face.
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:21:31 No.7648915
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- KILL HER WITH A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
- EVERYONE QUOTE ME IF YOU AGGREE AND IF WE GET 20 QUOTES THEN OP WILL KILL HER WITH A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:21:44 No.7648917
- >>7648720 (OP)
- don't admit your virginity tard
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:22:11 No.7648922
- Replies: >>7648933
- >>7648882
- You don't want a relationship you homo.You want to get some pussay,it's that simple.Are you fucking 14 or what?
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:22:28 No.7648926
- That sucks OP, but if she has that big a problem with you being a virgin that she's ready to go suck off some other dude immediately then she's not worth it. Even if you mend things, if you were me you'd always have that in the back of your mind.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:22:41 No.7648928
- Replies: >>7648983
- >>7648903
- it's what it is. What you are dealing with is people who are manipulators, and just don't care about being nice. you gotta play the game, seriously.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:22:52 No.7648930
- Replies: >>7648946
- >>7648912
- This. When you walked in on her while she was sucking off Chad she probably told him "that's the virgin loser I told you about" and laughed at you before going back to work on his cock.
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:23:07 No.7648933
- Replies: >>7648947
- >>7648922
- >wanting pussay?
- are you gay?
- pussay is slang for a mans asswhole
- pussY is vagina
- FAG ALERT!!!!!! DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUY OP!!!!!!!!!
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:23:13 No.7648935
- Replies: >>7648941
- >>7648903
- Its because you were raised to think of them of people, because you were raised to treat them well and hopefully become a family man.
- Women arent at that level, anon. They are unevolved and function on social queues not intellectual ones. Thats why theyll laugh at the quiet sensitive guys and lust after the roided out apes. Avoid at all costs for the sake of your sanity.
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:23:49 No.7648941
- Replies: >>7648955
- >>7648935
- no you dont!
- HAHAHAH yoour attempt to troll op has FAILED!
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:24:13 No.7648945
- Replies: >>7648978
- I don't understand why girls hate virgins so goddamn much!
- They want guys who have had a lot of sex with different girls...?
- That makes no sense to me. If a girl told me she was a virgin, I would be happy. I would be glad she hasn't been tainted by other guys. Shouldn't it work the same both ways?
- Fuck this gay earth....
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:24:22 No.7648946
- Replies: >>7648974
- >>7648930
- thats not true
- that only happened in ur gay mind where you think of doodles being sucked on
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:24:25 No.7648947
- Replies: >>7648957
- >>7648933
- >knowing what pussay means
- Guess who's the faggot over here?
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:25:11 No.7648955
- >>7648941
- Im sorry tripfaggot I dont understand what you are imblying
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:25:14 No.7648957
- >>7648947
- wrong idiot, its called knowing slang
- hahah faggot you got BURNED HARD
- go take an ice pack on the way out
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:25:32 No.7648960
- A few years ago I was so scared I would never lose my virginity, just like you guys.
- Then I met a girl and chatted her up and got her number, we texted for a bit then lost contact. It wasn't on bad terms though, so one day a few months later she hit me up. I talked dirty to her for a little bit about how good I was and how I'd make her feel so amazing, then the next day she came over and I fucked her.
- Since then I have fucked 6 other girls and am currently madly in love with the 7th, which is reciprocated by her.
- tl;dr: never admit to being a virgin
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:25:33 No.7648961
- Replies: >>7648994
- >>7648843
- This.
- >>7648840
- and this.
- Go in there like a mad fucking bull and tell her how pissed it made you. Tell her you feel betrayed and want the same treatment that random faggot got. Guilt her into fucking you and then never look back.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:25:50 No.7648965
- Kill her and everyone in the house
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:25:53 No.7648967
- >>7648720 (OP)
- This is why I don't bother getting involved with my two qt roomates
- They are sluts and even if they it's not likely they'd lower their standards for me
- So I'm limited to fap to the sounds they make when they bring random dudes home and the ocassional time I see one of them with less clothing than usual by merely living together
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:26:08 No.7648971
- Replies: >>7648980
- well, obviously she wasn't worth your time. Only a bitch would care about your relationship/sexual experience and not who you actually are. That's the truth.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:26:28 No.7648974
- >>7648946
- holy shit, this faggots walking right onto my filter list.
- be a louder faggot you fucking clown
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:26:42 No.7648976
- File: 1373228802652.jpg-(45 KB, 630x524, Do it faggot.jpg)
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- You know in your heart what must be done
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:26:52 No.7648978
- Replies: >>7649012
- >>7648945
- Because they dont want sex because of love they want sex as a way to game their convoluted social circle. They want to brag about cocksizes and how they ensnared the popular douche jock because it validates their hotness factor, which is the only thing these vapid children care about.
- I wonder what the average number of decent guys hearts have been broken by the average american succubus?
- Probably about 3-4 each?
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:26:59 No.7648979
- OP, I'm scared of getting into that same situation if I'm ever lucky enough to get prospects of a hookup.
- Only I'm rapidly approaching wizardhood (27).
- What you experienced sucked ass, my current plan is to just avoid giving a direct answer (which seems to be the best strategy when talking to women anyway).
- Like if she'd ask if I was ever in a relationship / had a girlfriend, I would tell her I had "nothing serious".
- I hope you get another chance quick.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:27:09 No.7648980
- Replies: >>7649010 >>7649011
- >>7648971
- >Only a bitch would care about your relationship/sexual experience and not who you actually are.
- Then all women are bitches because every girl will respond like the girl in OP upon finding out a guy is over 18 and a virgin.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:27:16 No.7648983
- Replies: >>7649001 >>7649005
- >>7648928
- I don't want to play your fucking shitty game, what I want is love, sex and companionship from someone I can relate to. Having to wade through an ocean of simple behavioral scripts to find someone I can actually relate to is starting to really grind my gears.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:27:27 No.7648985
- Replies: >>7649013
- That sucks but you probably didn't want to be with her anyways.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:27:51 No.7648991
- >>7648882
- >I guess life is actually just hell, and all of my notions of romance and human decency are a load of crap in the end.
- They aren't a load of crap, but they are so rare they might as well be
- An old couple still loving each other after 65 years of marriage and dying together is literally web newspaper worthy these days
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:28:10 No.7648994
- Replies: >>7649009 >>7649045
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- >>7648961
- >mfw you actually think that's a good idea
- Don't listen to this guy OP,you need to do just like >>7648840 said,seem calm and relaxed not enraged,bitches don't give half a fuck about your rage,plus things will be awkward as fuck afterwards when you moaned like a bitch in front of her.Just be cool,alright?Don't let her know it affected you.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:28:18 No.7648995
- >>7648720 (OP)
- you deserve it for being such a fucking loser
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:28:33 No.7648999
- you fell in love with a slut lmao
- take this as a lesson OP an try to improve your judgement
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:28:37 No.7649000
- Replies: >>7649027
- >>7648720 (OP)
- Welll Op look at it on the bright side, you kissed her and she sucked the football jock afterwards and not the other way around
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:28:44 No.7649001
- >>7648983
- bullshit you fuckin idiot virgin
- get a load of this guy, he thinks hes right
- how EUPHORIC
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:28:52 No.7649003
- bitch wanna do the team, bet she won't fight
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:28:57 No.7649005
- Replies: >>7649021
- >>7648983
- Then be a virgin, idiot. You can't just walk up to a person and proclaim like a Shakespearean faggot your love, and dreams.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:29:05 No.7649007
- Replies: >>7649032
- That FUCKING picture man. My goddamn DICK.
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:29:25 No.7649009
- Replies: >>7649057
- >>7648994
- this guys trolling you dont listen to him
- he wants to make you do a fool out of yourself
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:29:37 No.7649010
- Replies: >>7649031
- >>7648980
- [citation needed]
- that is something a really dellusionate, shallow robot would say.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:29:38 No.7649011
- >>7648980
- >all women are bitches
- You're learning what we already know
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:29:39 No.7649012
- >>7648978
- ricky go home
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:29:43 No.7649013
- Replies: >>7649026 >>7649056
- >>7648985
- It's true, she was blowing some random jock after knowing him for a couple hours.
- Doesn't sound like a winnrar to me
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:29:57 No.7649015
- Replies: >>7649066 >>7649099 >>7649170
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- LOL it's almost just like this comic that I altered
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:30:21 No.7649021
- Replies: >>7649030
- >>7649005
- >walk up to someone and proclaim love to them
- What? I never said that.
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:30:45 No.7649026
- Replies: >>7649048
- >>7649013
- a winrar? really? fucking internet hobo nerd
- you just talking shit because youre mad the girl of your dreams got cum on her face
- fucking r9k virgin
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:30:52 No.7649027
- >>7649000
- >implying she wasn't fucking and sucking the football player guy the whole time
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:30:57 No.7649030
- Replies: >>7649063
- >>7649021
- you might as well have because that's how you look to people.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:31:01 No.7649031
- Replies: >>7649043 >>7649107
- >>7649010
- >that is something a really dellusionate, shallow robot would say.
- This is something someone who's always responded honestly about being a virgin when asked would say.
- Every kind of girl, from the extroverted party girl to the shut-in, responds negatively. Women. Do. Not. Like. Virgins.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:31:03 No.7649032
- Replies: >>7649062
- >>7649007
- >tattoos
- >third person had to take pic
- >catching STD through the screen
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:31:54 No.7649043
- >>7649031
- nah thats bullshit you're wrong and deserve a SAGE
- sage you fuckin hobo pedophile
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:32:06 No.7649045
- Replies: >>7649091
- >>7648994
- Yes go the beta orbiter route and just hope for sex and companionship or whatever the fuck. Surely that will work on her. Faggot.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:32:08 No.7649047
- >>7648720 (OP)
- >Tell her the truth since I feel like honesty is the best policy
- >honesty is the best policy
- >telling people you're a virgin
- op do you actually go on r9k at all? do you ever listen to all the stories here?
- you fucking had it coming. I feel like you need some sympathy right now but nah, just nah
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:32:09 No.7649048
- Replies: >>7649069 >>7649074
- >>7649026
- You suck at trolling, back to clown-college for a few semesters please.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:32:14 No.7649049
- Replies: >>7649077
- >>7648720 (OP)
- shes a slut. you dodged a bullet OP.
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:32:47 No.7649056
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- hello!
- yo!
- hello!
- yo!
- so much retards in this thread hahaha
- >>7649013
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:32:56 No.7649057
- >>7649009
- Don't listen to the virgin tripfag OP,you DO NOT want to show real emotion to anyone,let alone a fucking girl you saw suck a dick.If you moan like a faggot she will treat you like a faggot.
- 'I don't have feelings cause feelings are gay'
- Guess how that quote originated.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:32:57 No.7649058
- >>7648903
- >I'm tired of having to put so much fucking effort into not making tiny tiny tiny little mistakes when I could be out doing something I actually enjoy, or hanging out with people who like me for who I am and understand that I'm not perfect.
- Pays to have a low sex drive all the time.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:33:04 No.7649062
- >>7649032
- yea like not the girl but her waiting like that with the belt in her mouth oh lawd
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:33:05 No.7649063
- >>7649030
- >you might as well have because that's how you look to people.
- >projecting this hard
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:33:14 No.7649066
- Replies: >>7649121
- >>7649015
- where's the original?
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:33:29 No.7649069
- Replies: >>7649092
- >>7649048
- >implying im trolling
- just because you got mad does NOT mean im trolling you dipshit
- go back to >>>/b/ where you just discovered the word
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:33:33 No.7649070
- Replies: >>7649085
- File: 1373229213895.gif-(760 KB, 259x214, 1370035067543.gif)
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- >Read through this thread
- >"OP is a fucking loser, faggot, doing it wrung"
- The fuck is wrong with you people?
- You niggers put sex on a pedestal and act people don't require love and companionship before they give out their virginity.
- While on other other hand you niggers complain about >tfw no gf
- You fuckers are so bipolar it makes me sick.
- Don't listen to these faggots, they're demented.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:33:48 No.7649074
- >>7649048
- just filter his ass
- he literally says nothing of value
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:33:55 No.7649077
- >>7649049
- and probably a few STDs
- better question, where can you meet decent non-skank college aged girls in modern america
- >as if its even possible
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:34:25 No.7649083
- Replies: >>7649094 >>7649102 >>7649104 >>7649109 >>7649114 >>7649143 >>7649164
- OP here.
- I'm trying to wade through all of this conflicting advice right now...
- I have a question.
- What should I do in the meantime though?
- Should I continue to ignore her and be cold to her?
- Or should I let my soul die and treat her nicely like I had been doing before?
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:34:32 No.7649085
- >>7649070
- >Don't listen to these faggots, they're demented.
- AGREED 100%
- YOU GUYS ARE DEMENTED
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:34:58 No.7649091
- Replies: >>7649110
- >>7649045
- You go calm,relaxed as fuck like you just opened a new door,witnessed a new opportunity and get her to do it you fucking virgin.Do I really have to get into that much detail before your sexually frustrated ass can finally understand?You just made me realize why women hate virgins,they're fucking clueless when it comes around to anything sexual/romantic.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:35:01 No.7649092
- >>7649069
- youre reaching swami levels of shitposting bro
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:35:06 No.7649094
- >>7649083
- just follow your heart and dont listen to these demented idiots
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:35:38 No.7649096
- Replies: >>7649132
- Am I supposed to be scared by this story? I'm still not about to lie about my sexual inexperience.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:36:08 No.7649099
- Replies: >>7649139
- File: 1373229368829.gif-(195 KB, 540x1775, 20110510.gif)
- 195 KB
- >>7649015
- second panel related
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:36:18 No.7649101
- Replies: >>7649137
- Americans are degenerate.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:36:20 No.7649102
- >>7649083
- just ignore her, don't go out of your way to be cold or harsh but don't treat her any differently than you would a stranger.
- move places as soon as you can and remember, ffs, some of the shit you see on r9k
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:36:31 No.7649104
- >>7649083
- >Or should I let my soul die and treat her nicely like I had been doing before?
- this, but you must learn that emotions are not for men of today, you must be cold and unfeeling, yolo, only ever out for having fun, never appear to be intelligent (women hate this as much as virginity), and basically just create a mask for your true, caring personality. You must conform to this soulless, amoral society, just until you can figure out how to escape it.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:36:42 No.7649107
- Replies: >>7649129
- >>7649031
- yeah, and how many girls have you told you're a virgin?
- because generalizing from one or two occasions isn't a good idea.
- you're just making huge assumptions. not every girl is like that, far from it. although i guess it's right to say that a little more than half of them have these non-virgin standards, but then again they're slutish.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:36:57 No.7649109
- Replies: >>7649131
- >>7649083
- >What should I do in the meantime though?
- relax. read a book. take a walk. get off 4chan for a while
- >Should I continue to ignore her and be cold to her?
- nope, next time you see here say whats up and go about your business. act like nothing weird happened at all.
- >Or should I let my soul die and treat her nicely like I had been doing before?
- nope. treat her like some random housemate you have nothing in common with. neither cold nor hot.
- don't do little favors for her, don't seek her out, don't let it show that she's affected you in the least.
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:37:03 No.7649110
- >>7649091
- this is the most demented thing ive ever read
- never give "advice" again
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:37:22 No.7649114
- >>7649083
- and just in case your faggot ass tries to follow some of the shit tripfag trolling itt, fucking don't
- >following your heart
- the last time you did that you admitted you were a virgin which is such a fucking stupid thing to do you ended up on r9k crying about it
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:38:04 No.7649121
- Replies: >>7649152 >>7649170 >>7649239
- File: 1373229484888.png-(523 KB, 600x1351, bertter1.png)
- 523 KB
- >>7649066
- I don't have it anymore, but the original had the green dude pining after the pink girl and then the fat nerdy girl pining after him and then the blue cool guy pining after the fat purple nerd
- it was a fantasy, p. much
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:38:20 No.7649129
- >>7649107
- At least 17. In multiple countries.
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:38:36 No.7649131
- >>7649109
- this is REDDIT tier advice just get the fuck out if you think this is gonna work just leave your demented fantasys at home in your mind
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:38:38 No.7649132
- >>7649096
- I was like you, thought i had an emotional connection with a girl, met her parents even. I was even a few points higher than her on the attractiveness scale. Let it slip while we were making out and never talked to her again.
- On the one hand I feel like she wasnt worth it.
- On the other hand I realize there is no girl that would actually react differentlyu.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:38:57 No.7649135
- Replies: >>7649145
- Don't care so much.
- Don't put so much value into a relationship.
- Didn't happen with her? Move on.
- She's into new things now. Do likewise.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:39:12 No.7649137
- Replies: >>7649142
- >>7649101
- >Americans are degenerate
- Ok where on earth are the girls not terrible like in OPs story?
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:39:16 No.7649139
- Replies: >>7649155
- >>7649099
- hahahaha oh man. That is surely spot on, which is sad too
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:39:39 No.7649142
- >>7649137
- The Muslim world at the very least.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:39:43 No.7649143
- Replies: >>7649174
- >>7649083
- I say play it normally, a little on the cold side
- The BEST thing you can do is somehow show her you moved on, if you can be seen with any other girl publicly that would be great.
- Seriously just invite any other girl to your house and hang out with her.
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:39:46 No.7649145
- Replies: >>7649191
- >>7649135
- >j-just be AWESOME!!!!!! YEA BRO FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY!!!!!!!
- you are the worst kind of people
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:40:09 No.7649152
- Replies: >>7649170 >>7649193
- File: 1373229609476.gif-(38 KB, 329x302, 1357356383336.gif)
- 38 KB
- >>7649121
- and also someone made this horrifying .gif
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:40:23 No.7649155
- >>7649139
- I prefer it to the original or the editions of the other anon to be honest.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:40:59 No.7649164
- Replies: >>7649189
- >>7649083
- she did nothing wrong. don't be a cunt
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:41:41 No.7649170
- >>7649152
- >>7649121
- >>7649015
- why so of mad
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:41:47 No.7649174
- Replies: >>7649293
- >>7649143
- good job tryin to make yourself into someone youre not for a girl
- MAXIMUM BETA DETECTED
- op do NOT listen to this faggot he will make your life worse and feel better about his own
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:42:20 No.7649179
- Replies: >>7649192 >>7649213
- ITT: Robots dragging another innocent soul down into the hell the have built for themselves.
- I kinda feel sorry for OP that he found this place.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:42:32 No.7649183
- TrueLegend
- You are a worthless piece of shit with too much time on your hands.
- You make an ass out of yourself every time you commit a thought in writing.
- Listen closely, son.
- You are a loser
- You are loud
- You are obnoxious
- You are a virgin
- Fuck yourself sideways you mouthy little shit
- >>
- 54m50n !rFHRbO/sT. 07/07/13(Sun)16:42:41 No.7649185
- give her the Michael Rosen rape
- http://youtu.be/XVNpi-v7WSE?t=1m1s
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:43:04 No.7649189
- Replies: >>7649230
- >>7649164
- >She did nothing wrong
- NIGGER ARE YOU SERIOUS
- She behaved like an animal, with ZERO human decency. She was clearly into OP , then she dropped him for some alpha douchebag for something so trivial...There is no rational reason why a woman should care so much that a guy is a virgin. It's completely irrational.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:43:32 No.7649191
- >>7649145
- If you care too much then you get hurt.
- Take your time.
- I didn't say he should fuck random sluts, I said he should be able to move on.
- What happened with that woman?
- They flirted, they kissed, during what 1month? 2 weeks?
- She's not that into him. Big deal.
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:43:32 No.7649192
- >>7649179
- THIS
- THIS SO MUCH
- op you made the wrong decision to ask these demented idiots for help
- they will just make you into the worst person just like themselves
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:43:34 No.7649193
- >>7649152
- mein sides are saurkraut
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:43:59 No.7649201
- Replies: >>7649217
- >>7648720 (OP)
- well think about it like this OP, if she's the kind of person who will suck off a random dude just because you're a virgin then she wasn't worth it and you would've been miserable anyway. As for real advice, this is what you do
- >start working out 5 days a week, go on /fit/ to see what you need to do get in shape
- >get a good looking, work on boosting your confidence, talk to a lot of girls in the meantime
- >don't worry about hooking up with them, just learn how to read expressions and body language
- >practice skills with flirting
- >while you're doing that, find a really good looking dude with some kind of STD (herpes or hepatitis would be best)
- >pay him to fuck this girl without a condom then drop her completely
- >assuming you've gotten better at getting girls by now, find one who isn't a complete bitch and woo her and proceed to have lots of loud sex in the house
- >if things go accordingly, your crush should find out she has the herpes
- >now she's sitting in her home, crying because no guy wants to touch damaged goods like her, while she has to deal with you and your gf banging like animals
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:44:15 No.7649208
- File: 1373229855923.jpg-(149 KB, 505x2928, ChadThundercock.jpg)
- 149 KB
- Pic VERY related to OP's story
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:44:16 No.7649209
- Replies: >>7649240
- >>7648720 (OP)
- OP
- Serious non robot advice
- She happened to be a slut. You were lucky, you actually dodge what would become a cheating cunt. Move on. There's 3.5 billion women left still.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:44:38 No.7649213
- >>7649179
- >OP didn't listen to the countless threads where the fact that women generally don't like male virgins is constantly posted about
- >OP didn't listen to the countless threads where robots bitch about how normalfags always freak out about any robot like qualities
- >OP didn't listen
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:44:47 No.7649217
- >>7649201
- wow disgusting just dedicate your whole life to doing all this dumb shit for women
- that my son, is called being a beta. and that is you
- >>
- Popeye !!ijyx6iOFP4z 07/07/13(Sun)16:45:27 No.7649230
- >>7649189
- Its a complete red flag for women.
- It signals that theres something not quite right about him, or why else would he be a virgin at that age? Its clearly not a choice.
- And this place of all cant complain about 'irrational' red flags. Not liking male virgins is far more rational than not liking non-virgin females.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:45:28 No.7649232
- Replies: >>7649243 >>7649255
- >Tell her the truth since I feel like honesty is the best policy
- Apparently it's not.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:45:37 No.7649236
- Replies: >>7649247 >>7649248 >>7649282
- File: 1373229937786.jpg-(49 KB, 264x346, 1325536346600.jpg)
- 49 KB
- I always take these silly stories with a grain of salt.
- there are tons of cuckolds that come here to get their fix off these stupid stories, and they love the reactions people give them.
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:46:03 No.7649239
- File: 1373229963907.png-(351 KB, 954x405, 1346261883636.png)
- 351 KB
- >>7649121
- Also not the original but here's the best version
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:46:07 No.7649240
- >>7649209
- wrong you dipshit bullshit
- she was able to fuck that guy because she wasnt in a relationship
- do you think shed have fucked him if her and op were going out? no. you are just trying to ruing op with your robot virgin mindset
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:46:30 No.7649243
- >>7649232
- it is if he wanted a romantic relationship, since he dodged a slut
- it isn't if he just wanted to get into her pants
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:47:07 No.7649247
- >>7649236
- seriously.
- how unlucky do you robots have to be to walk in on these exact moments
- >togathi possible
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:47:09 No.7649248
- >>7649236
- >the story was a ruse
- >the tripfag and several anons were samefagging all along
- >another piss in an ocean of piss
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:47:19 No.7649255
- Replies: >>7649278
- >>7649232
- it is the best policy
- you just say it isnt because you wanna look alpha trying to parrot the other robots
- in reality you dont take this advice yourself
- disgusting piece of shit liar
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:48:09 No.7649267
- Replies: >>7649275 >>7649285
- Get fit, get confident
- Bang bitches
- Make her regret it
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:49:07 No.7649275
- >>7649267
- why do you think this demeted advice works?
- you are trying to make op do all this retarded bullshit and it doesnt do anything at all
- it wont make the girl not have sucked that guys dick
- holy FUCK you're retarded
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:49:17 No.7649278
- >>7649255
- >!IN.qi8mEXs
- great now I have to go all the way up to settings and edit this code so i can go back to enjoying foreveralone chat
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:49:22 No.7649279
- Replies: >>7649285
- Why does /r9k/'s advice on how to get girls or generally become a better person always start with "work out"? As if liften weights and sweating somehow changed anything (well, it actually does: gets you in a wheelchair).
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:49:31 No.7649282
- >>7649236
- And whats funny is that same situations happen every single time
- >>
- TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:49:52 No.7649285
- >>7649279
- THIS SO MUCH
- godlike, anon
- >>7649267
- >>7649267
- >>
- Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:50:20 No.7649293
- >>7649174
- Nice troll attempt tripfriend.
- How exactly am I going to feel better about giving OP solid advice?
- 1) he either gets a new girl and moves on, being the 'bigger person' not lashing out at the girl for being a slut/whatever
- 2) he makes the previous girl jealous causing her to get closer to him, overcoming her shock-factor of being attracted to a person that had no contact with girls before her.
- I really hate to bring PUA stuff in here, but look up pre-selection, that shit has scientific research to back it up.
- If you are with/was with a girl, you are automatically more attractive to women. period.
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