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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2. You: YOU THERE!
  3. You: STOP
  4. Stranger: hey loser
  5. You: DON'T LEAVE
  6. Stranger: OK
  7. You: I won't allow you to leave this conversation.
  8. You: k?
  9. Stranger: q
  10. You: so Hello
  11. You: My name is Francis.
  12. Stranger: gay
  13. You: But my profsinal name is Doctor Cheap Meds.
  14. You: May I interest you in 20% off cheap meds?
  15. Stranger: no
  16. You: Ok then
  17. You: 30%
  18. Stranger: no
  19. You: Hmm
  20. You: What then?
  21. You: 40% is as high as I'll go.
  22. Stranger: 100%
  23. Stranger: thats my final offer
  24. You: Sir, you've got yourself a deal.
  25. You: http://www.doctorcheapmedsonlinepharmacy.co.nr/
  26. You: Please place your order here.
  27. You: Our site is very profesnainl.
  28. Stranger: madam
  29. Stranger: im no sir
  30. You: sir, madam, same thing
  31. You: right?
  32. Stranger: no
  33. You: Eh, close enough.
  34. Stranger: i have a vagina
  35. Stranger: not even close to a penis
  36. You: But the rest of your physiology is humanoid.
  37. You: HOWEVER
  38. You: With my product...
  39. You: Cheap Meds
  40. Stranger: no i have boobs
  41. You: we can transform you into a "Trans-warp Mutant"
  42. You: a client of mine Tom Paris highly recommends it
  43. Stranger: how can i trust someones meds when they think men and women are the same?!?!?!
  44. You: hax
  45. You: But hey
  46. You: Don't take my word for it...
  47. You: read my reviews...
  48. Stranger: i dont
  49. Stranger: i cant read
  50. You: hold on..
  51. You: http://doctorcheapmeds.awardspace.us/store/product_reviews_info.php?products_id=28&reviews_id=2
  52. You: This guy says everything you need to know.
  53. You: I mean
  54. You: It's Alexander Fleming
  55. You: the guy who invented penicillin.
  56. Stranger: he is my father
  57. Stranger: he died
  58. You: No
  59. You: Darth Vader is
  60. Stranger: yes
  61. You: I knew it!
  62. You: IM FULL OF WIN TODAI
  63. Stranger: wrong