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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU THERE!
You: STOP
Stranger: hey loser
You: DON'T LEAVE
Stranger: OK
You: I won't allow you to leave this conversation.
You: k?
Stranger: q
You: so Hello
You: My name is Francis.
Stranger: gay
You: But my profsinal name is Doctor Cheap Meds.
You: May I interest you in 20% off cheap meds?
Stranger: no
You: Ok then
You: 30%
Stranger: no
You: Hmm
You: What then?
You: 40% is as high as I'll go.
Stranger: 100%
Stranger: thats my final offer
You: Sir, you've got yourself a deal.
You: http://www.doctorcheapmedsonlinepharmacy.co.nr/
You: Please place your order here.
You: Our site is very profesnainl.
Stranger: madam
Stranger: im no sir
You: sir, madam, same thing
You: right?
Stranger: no
You: Eh, close enough.
Stranger: i have a vagina
Stranger: not even close to a penis
You: But the rest of your physiology is humanoid.
You: HOWEVER
You: With my product...
You: Cheap Meds
Stranger: no i have boobs
You: we can transform you into a "Trans-warp Mutant"
You: a client of mine Tom Paris highly recommends it
Stranger: how can i trust someones meds when they think men and women are the same?!?!?!
You: hax
You: But hey
You: Don't take my word for it...
You: read my reviews...
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: i cant read
You: hold on..
You: http://doctorcheapmeds.awardspace.us/store/product_reviews_info.php?products_id=28&reviews_id=2
You: This guy says everything you need to know.
You: I mean
You: It's Alexander Fleming
You: the guy who invented penicillin.
Stranger: he is my father
Stranger: he died
You: No
You: Darth Vader is
Stranger: yes
You: I knew it!
You: IM FULL OF WIN TODAI
Stranger: wrong